The Never Ending Poem...

[Precioussss]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

He then became suddenly ill
And so called Gandalf to help

And Gandalf let out a yelp
For he is afraid of snakes

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Precioussss

And Gandalf let out a yelp
For he was afraid of snakes

for he was powerful allergic to the flakes
that came from their shedding skins

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

for he was powerful allergic to the flakes
that came from their shedding skins

They swelled his shins
And he found walking rather difficult for days

[Thinlómien]

Originally Posted by Squatter

They swelled his shins
And he found walking rather difficult for days

Thus he laid in his bed, reading the lost lays,
the tales of Valinor, Beleriand and Middle-Earth

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Lommy

Thus he laid in his bed, reading the lost lays,
the tales of Valinor, Beleriand and Middle-Earth

Until he found a page of mirth
that made him laugh fall from bed

[Thinlómien]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Until he found a page of mirth
that made him laugh fall from bed

and cry till his eyes were red.
For that was a very funny page,

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

and cry till his eyes were red.
For that was a very funny page,

But it made Elrond cry out in rage,
That he hated Gandalf's laugh on the floor,

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

But it made Elrond cry out in rage,
That he hated Gandalf's laugh on the floor,

So he slammed his head in a door,
until the Wizard began to moan;

[Morthoron]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

So he slammed his head in a door,
until the Wizard began to moan;

Dizzily, he vomited as he groaned,
As concussives are wont to do;

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Morthoron

Dizzily, he vomited as he groaned,
As concussives are wont to do;

So he threw up in Saruman's shoe,
but the many coloured fellow frowned,

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

So he threw up in Saruman's shoe,
but the many coloured fellow frowned,

And started spinning round and round,
Then he climbed up a yellow tree,

[Thinlómien]

And started spinning round and round,
Then he climbed up a yellow tree,

with a ferocious spree.
He did not look down

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

with a ferocious spree.
He did not look down

As he was a wearing a red gown
But he looked up the tree and saw,

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

As he was a wearing a red gown
But he looked up the tree and saw,

..., without a scratch, a dent, a flaw,
a shiny diamond sticking out...