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Old 12-24-2002, 07:29 AM   #1
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Middle Earth CVs

In this thread you either write your CV or that of a character of Middle Earth. Try to not make it too serious, this is Middle Earth Mayhem!

The Witch King
MA, PhD, Nazgul

tel: 0800-I-SCREAM (0800-4-727-326)
e-mail: nazgulnumber1@morgul.org
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Nationality: Angmarian (unrestricted work permit in Mordor)
Languages: Angmarian, Black Speech, Screeching

Education: MA in Wraithing, University of Mordor;
PhD in Ring Theory

Employment: Ruler of Angmar; Service to Sauron, Ring Seeking

Recent Awards: Winner (wraith category) of the Middle Earth Unnerver of the year 3018 Award

Commissions: Sauron ("The #1 Dark Lord"-TIME Magazine)

“The Witch-King is a top class servant”
Sauron, Dark Lord

“It is unusual to find someone today who can understand the intricacies and nuances of evil. It is always a pleasure to see someone working in this medium who clearly has a talent that should not be wasted...”
Melkor, Evil Overlord.


“...The Witch-King's work has always had a distinctive and unusual quality as he has drawn on his own and other cultures to combine them in an expressive attack form. He has been working with Sauron and all the other Nazgul and is currently embarked upon a mission, which promises to be successful as the return of Sauron and also as a commercial venture. His particular vision and his technical abilities make The Witch King a Nazgul of distinction.”
Saruman, Fellow Servant

“...[I admire] his work - intense, evil acts which capture the subjects’ real fear in an almost intimate way. He constructs his deeds as a painter might, rather than catching a fleeting chance at fright. His individual dark technique is as much a part of his artistry as the dramatic use of his invisibility.”
Khamul, The Easterling

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Old 12-24-2002, 09:01 AM   #2
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*giggles uncontrollably*

That's GREAT! Unfortunately, I can't even make a good resumé for myself.
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Old 12-25-2002, 08:15 AM   #3
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Come on! Is no-one here brave enough to face the dread of CV writing? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] I thought better of you! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 12-27-2002, 01:16 PM   #4
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Degrees: PhD in Music Theory, MS in Meteorolgy, BA in Management, Valedictorian of Vayar University sometime before the 1st age began.

E-mail: Don't bother. With Varda next to me, I can see pretty much everything, and she can hear pretty much everything. Just yell of wave if you want to reach me.

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Old 12-27-2002, 05:32 PM   #5
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Sauruman, Sauruman the White, Sauruman of Many Colors etc....
MA,PhD, Wizard/Socerer

Telephone: 1-800-I'M WISE
Email:multicoloredwizard@palanitr.net
Nationality: Disputed, lives in Isegard in the Gap of Rohan

Education:MA in Wisdom and Philosposy PhD in Socerery and Hypnotism

Employment:Ruler of Isegard, works under Sauron, breeds the Urukai, Head of the White Council

Recent Awards: Wisest Creature of the Year (Runner ups were Gandalf and Elrond)

Comissions: Sauron

" Very good Servant, makes great armies. He definatly is worthy of a planitir award"
-Sauron the Dark Lord

"Good master of the White Hand. My army of the Urukai only serves him."
-Urukai Captian

" Genius, the new ruler of the Shire. That's our Sharky!"
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Old 12-28-2002, 12:36 AM   #6
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Wait, what? A résumé thread? Diamond awakes from her post-Christmas daze to rail against the fates and squeal that she already started an employment related thread here! Now she'll go pout in a corner. Phooey. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

On the upside, she has just noticed that she now has 1111 posts, a loverly number, which also happens to be a character from a story she has written. Double Eleven... Anyway, she'll go to bed happy now. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

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Old 12-28-2002, 12:28 PM   #7
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Aah, Diamond, you see, your thread is more a Wanted kind of thread, whilst mine is a strict CV only one. Let us settle our differences and make peace. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-28-2002, 03:51 PM   #8
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Fair enough. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I'll even write a résumé for you. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Name: Samwise Gamgee

Work History: Gardner of Bag-end, very good with flowers and herbs. Also good with pots and pans—can cook a mean coney stew. Feared by spiders everywhere.

Education: Tutored by Bilbo Baggins, also picked up nuggets of wisdom from one Hamfast Gamgee.

Awards: "Best Performance as an Elf-lord" (1319), the "Cormallen Praise Them With Great Praise" award (1319) and "Shire Gardner of the Year" (1320).

"A stout-hearted lad." ~ Elessar Telcontar, King of Middle-earth

"A Genuine Hobbit." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien, Professor of Anglo-Saxon

"He's loyal, brave, trustworthy, loving, self-sacrificing, and he's good at piggy-back rides." ~ Frodo Baggins, the Ringbearer

"Sneaky fellow, but tight as a dragon in a pinch, just like old Blibo. Or better, I daresay." ~ Gandalf the White, Istar

"He's worth waiting for." ~ Rose Cotton Gamgee
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Old 12-31-2002, 01:24 PM   #9
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Pipe A radical change of career direction

It's high time that this thread was rescued from its obscurity.

Name: Aragorn Elessar of the House of Telcontar, King of Gondor and Arnor. Alias Thorongil, Wingfoot, Strider, Longshanks, Estel, Lefty, Dopey and Big-ears.

Position sought: Security operative, grade IV (nights)

Date of birth III 2931

Address P.O. box 1, Minas Tirith, Gondor.
Telephone Minas Tirith 001
Fax Minas Tirith 002
E-mail restorer@monarchy.gov.uk
web http://returnoftheking.monarchy.gov.uk

Education
III 2950 - III 2957: Private tutors - Heraldry, Woodcraft, Unarmed combat, Swordsmanship, Quenya (Advanced), Sindarin literature (advanced), Ancient History (advanced), Ethics, Divinity
III 2943 - III 2950: The King's School, Imaldris - GCE 'O': Home Economics, Ancient History, Political Science, CSE Intermediate Quenya, Woodwork, Botany
III 2936 - III 2942: St. Elwe's Preparatory School, 1 Peredhil Gardens, Imaldris. Three gold stars.

Work experience

III 3019 - present: King of the Reunited Kingdom of Arnor and Gondor

III 2980 - III 3019: Itinerant freelance security operative: Arnor, Eriador and lands to north

III 2957- III 2980: Mercenary to Thengel 'The Bloody', King of Rohan. Extensive combat and command experience, including espionage and psychological warfare. Operated under an assumed name without detection for thirty-three years (see above).

Additional awards:

Pipe-smoker of the year, Ithilien Mercury, 3020, 3031, 3042
Best costume, White Council Annual Dinner and Masque, 3018
Skittles champion, The Prancing Pony, Bree, 3015

Hobbies and interests:
Founding member and chairman: Royal Society for Real Ale (3020 - present)
Hon. Sec, Shire Historical Society, (SR 1420- present)
Founding member, Minas Tirith Amateur Dramatics Society.
Owner and proprietor, Seven Stones Folk Club, 14 Lampwrights' Street, Minas Tirith
Ordinary member: Rivendell Society for Elven Languages and Literature

Reason for applying
Having reached a glass ceiling in my current profession, I am eager to follow other opportunities. Since security and protection were my main areas of expertise in earlier employment, I feel that I could respond well to a situation that is both challenging and less demanding than my present position. I would welcome a subordinate role such as this as the responsibilities of my existing employment have become burdensome.

I feel that I would be an asset to your organisation, since I have already faced and defeated the most dangerous creatures that could conceivably invade your premises. I can supply my own weapons and uniform on receipt of a design. Travel no object.
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