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Morsul the Dark · 07-21-2004, 08:18 PM

alright I searched for this and nothing came up so kind of TV Shows would ME have?

ME Fear Factor

Host: Alright your first challenge you will have to wear the one ring four 3 minutes withoutr getting corrupted we have randomly seledcted the order and Gollum your first.

Gollum: Precious yes
Smeagal: No ring doesn't hurt us ring is nice
Gollum: Kill them all them we takesw the prize

Smeagal but the host he watches us he knows his eyes always watching
Gollum: Then we stabs them out.
Smeagal no no!

Host: time's up next contestant.

and so on

Sapphire_Flame · 07-21-2004, 10:08 PM

I have no doubt that Survivor would carry over into Middle-earth. How about Survivor: Mordor? Or, Survivor: Moria? Or Survivor: Angmar? The possibilities are endless!

Or how about The Amazing Race? ...oh, wait, they kinda already did that, huh?

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Tuor of Gondolin · 07-22-2004, 11:17 AM

I really shouldn't participate in this thread since I detest "reality" shows. It's hard to say which has less to do with reality: reality shows or Fox News. But.....

Okay, Survivor Cuivienen:

A time machine transports 10 people to Cuivienen after elves have left it (but Inland Sea of Helcar, etc. are intact).
Survivors are Smeagol, Bilbo, Celegorm, Ar-Pharazon, Morwen, Aragorn, Eowyn,
Queen Beruthiel, Eorl the Young, Quickbeam, Shagrat, and Durin VI. Will they cooperate, form alliances, do a walkabout around the Inland Sea???
(Tom Bombadil is referee).

They're voted off by highspeed internet connections to late Third Age sentient peoples (good or evil).

And the first one voted off is.......Ar-Pharazon. He has such an attitude problem!

Morsul the Dark · 07-22-2004, 11:22 AM

i detest reality shows as well howeveryou can name different types of Game shows you'd see as well

Like Hobbiton Squares

Mithalwen · 07-22-2004, 11:47 AM

You mean the whole Fellowship of the ring saga wasn't a series of survivor?

Mithalwen · 07-22-2004, 12:05 PM

this is going to be a bit mean but ther e is a morbidly fascinating US show being screened here (UK) at the moment called Average Joe (more or less beauty and the beast) and maybe it is what Elrond would subject Arwen to in order to persuade her that dating cute Elf boys would be a good idea...

"Arwen Undomiel, you are deemed the fairest maid in this age of the world, you are related to all the top people in Middle Earth and anyone who isn't heir to two kingdoms doesn't really figured on your radar til now...... It is time for you to meet some "Average Joes ...we have Bob the Balrog...... he's a warm guy - if you aren't scared of his whip, Nigel the Nazgul - you will find he is not so faceless when you get to know him but slip him some Listerine for the death breath...
Tim the Troll...a strong guy - will he be stone hearted ? ( NB Tim can't do lunch dates unless the restaurant is very dimly lit...) Oh I could go on for ever but I won't ....I guess you can filll in Orc and Hobbit, Dwarf and other unlikely combos....

Lalwendë · 07-22-2004, 12:35 PM

That was a good one!

How about "I'm A Dwarf, Get Me Out Of Here!", set in Fangorn? Instead of Ant 'n' Dec presenting, it could be Merry & Pippin.

Mithalwen · 07-22-2004, 12:54 PM

Oh yes..... and could we have Boromir as the Tony Blackburn figure obsessed with collecting wood, and Gandalf struggling with life without Tobacco (honorary Dwarves of course) ..

07-18-2005, 01:24 PM

ahhahahahahaha! ita perfect. anybody watch mxc?
(vic)merry:looks like we got us another great painfull show lined up for us today. its ring destroyers vs. ring hunters.
(kenny)pippin:thats right. we'll start off with around of shroom of doom, follow that up with pole riders, go on into ring dive, then finish up with a little log drop. ha ha!! log drop!
merry: o pippin. lets check in with the captian. captian?
(captian)Faramir:thanks merry. now who all thinks that the illegal act of using pot in our pipes is just plain awsome? show of hands.
croud: yaaaay!!
Faramir: well youre all wrong as usual! thanks to pot im married to eowyn! what about u (approaches gollum) u look pretty mesed up on weed, what do u think?
Gollum: weed is gooood.
smeagol: NO! weed is bad!
Faramir: uh right. lets go!
sorry bout the lengthyness

Lily Bombadil · 07-18-2005, 08:31 PM

I LOVE that MXC-ME idea! Who could be the Guy LeDouche figure? (sorry about the gross name, but that's what it is!) We'll say Bilbo.

Merry: And first up for Destroyers, we have Gandalf the Grey!
Pip: That is one tasty-lookin' shroom... *drools*
Merry: Wipe your mouth, Pip. That shroom's made out of solid mithril all the way from the Mines of Moria. And here goes Gandalf. He's mounting the shroom, and....he's off! Will he hold on? Oh, no!!! Looks like he couldn't keep it up and now he's falling into the Chasm of Death!!!
*a moment later, Gandalf crawls out of the "chasm"*
crowd: *gasp*
Merry: Wow! Look at that, Pippin!
Pip: Yeah, there must have been bleach in that chasm. He's all white!

Off to one side of the chasm:
(Guy)Bilbo: What happened, Gandalf? You are all white!
Gandalf: Gandalf? Yes...that was my name...

The Only Real Estel · 07-18-2005, 08:42 PM

Posted by Sapphire_Flame:

Quote:

I have no doubt that Survivor would carry over into Middle-earth. How about Survivor: Mordor? Or, Survivor: Moria? Or Survivor: Angmar? The possibilities are endless!

How about Survivor: Tol-in-Gaurhoth (Isle of Werewolves)?

A random number of people, usually 12-20, are transported to a remote village and undertake jobs there. Some of the participants are granted special roles, some are not. Within their midst are three (usually) werewolves that horrifically maul an innocent village each night. During the day the village lynches a suspected werewolf. Whichever group (villager or wolf) wins the game is awarded fame and fortune.

Sounds like it'd at least make a pretty good game...

07-20-2005, 08:25 PM

dose sound intrusting. but our poor pansy friend leggers would never survive on survivor. allthough it would be fun to see him try.

Naz · 07-29-2005, 12:53 PM

Reality shows are evil, but.. Middle-earth idol? Boromir the Disco King!

Pippin & Merry! Random Hobbit Lass in Scene 25,009! Fatty Bolger? The possibilties are endless... & that's what makes it so scary...

I forsee Elven trouble..

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 08:00 PM

ME Jeoprady!!!

Today's contestants are: All the way from Mordor, it's Sauron the Great!!
Coming from Minas Morgul, serving his master and not trying to win, Witch King of Angmar!
And finally, coming from the unknown location of Valinor, Manwe!!
And here's your host, the "Hottest" steward of Gondor, Denethor!!
Denethor: Thank you all for coming! Today's category's are: The One Ring of Power, Gandalf the Grey/White and History of Canada!!!
All the contestants: Canada!?!? What is Canada!?!?!?
Denethor: Sauron, will you start us off??
Sauron: I'll take The One Ring of Power for 100.
Denethor: And the question is: "Which Man cut off your fingers and took the One Ring?" *BEEP* And it's to Sauron!
Sauron: Ummmm, Anarion!?
Denethor: Wrong!!! Anybody else? No next question to Manwe!
Manwe: I'll take Gandalf the Grey/White for 200.
Denethor: " What evil creature of Morgoth did Gandalf the Grey fight before he turned White"?
Manwe: Uhhhhh, an orc??"
Denethor: Wrong again. *DING-DING-DING-DING* OHHH!!! And that's the sound of the end of today's game. Tune in tomorrow and find out who wins in Jeoprady ME!!!!

Man that was long. Sorry bout it, but I couldn't help myself.

Glirdy

Ps: I only put in three categories because of how long it would have been if I put in the right amount.

07-21-2004, 08:18 PM	#1
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	ME Reality Shows alright I searched for this and nothing came up so kind of TV Shows would ME have? ME Fear Factor Host: Alright your first challenge you will have to wear the one ring four 3 minutes withoutr getting corrupted we have randomly seledcted the order and Gollum your first. Gollum: Precious yes Smeagal: No ring doesn't hurt us ring is nice Gollum: Kill them all them we takesw the prize Smeagal but the host he watches us he knows his eyes always watching Gollum: Then we stabs them out. Smeagal no no! Host: time's up next contestant. and so on __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-21-2004, 10:08 PM	#2
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	The reality series that never ends! I have no doubt that Survivor would carry over into Middle-earth. How about Survivor: Mordor? Or, Survivor: Moria? Or Survivor: Angmar? The possibilities are endless! Or how about The Amazing Race? ...oh, wait, they kinda already did that, huh? Abedithon le, ~~Aranel~~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

07-22-2004, 11:22 AM	#4
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	i detest reality shows as well howeveryou can name different types of Game shows you'd see as well Like Hobbiton Squares __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-22-2004, 11:47 AM	#5
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	You mean the whole Fellowship of the ring saga wasn't a series of survivor? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-22-2004, 12:05 PM	#6
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	this is going to be a bit mean but ther e is a morbidly fascinating US show being screened here (UK) at the moment called Average Joe (more or less beauty and the beast) and maybe it is what Elrond would subject Arwen to in order to persuade her that dating cute Elf boys would be a good idea... "Arwen Undomiel, you are deemed the fairest maid in this age of the world, you are related to all the top people in Middle Earth and anyone who isn't heir to two kingdoms doesn't really figured on your radar til now...... It is time for you to meet some "Average Joes ...we have Bob the Balrog...... he's a warm guy - if you aren't scared of his whip, Nigel the Nazgul - you will find he is not so faceless when you get to know him but slip him some Listerine for the death breath... Tim the Troll...a strong guy - will he be stone hearted ? ( NB Tim can't do lunch dates unless the restaurant is very dimly lit...) Oh I could go on for ever but I won't ....I guess you can filll in Orc and Hobbit, Dwarf and other unlikely combos.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 07-22-2004 at 12:07 PM. Reason: word omitted

07-22-2004, 11:17 AM	#3
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	I really shouldn't participate in this thread since I detest "reality" shows. It's hard to say which has less to do with reality: reality shows or Fox News. But..... Okay, Survivor Cuivienen: A time machine transports 10 people to Cuivienen after elves have left it (but Inland Sea of Helcar, etc. are intact). Survivors are Smeagol, Bilbo, Celegorm, Ar-Pharazon, Morwen, Aragorn, Eowyn, Queen Beruthiel, Eorl the Young, Quickbeam, Shagrat, and Durin VI. Will they cooperate, form alliances, do a walkabout around the Inland Sea??? (Tom Bombadil is referee). They're voted off by highspeed internet connections to late Third Age sentient peoples (good or evil). And the first one voted off is.......Ar-Pharazon. He has such an attitude problem!

07-22-2004, 12:35 PM	#7
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	That was a good one! How about "I'm A Dwarf, Get Me Out Of Here!", set in Fangorn? Instead of Ant 'n' Dec presenting, it could be Merry & Pippin.

07-22-2004, 12:54 PM	#8
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Oh yes..... and could we have Boromir as the Tony Blackburn figure obsessed with collecting wood, and Gandalf struggling with life without Tobacco (honorary Dwarves of course) .. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-18-2005, 01:24 PM	#9
Princess Ai Guest Posts: n/a	ahhahahahahaha! ita perfect. anybody watch mxc? (vic)merry:looks like we got us another great painfull show lined up for us today. its ring destroyers vs. ring hunters. (kenny)pippin:thats right. we'll start off with around of shroom of doom, follow that up with pole riders, go on into ring dive, then finish up with a little log drop. ha ha!! log drop! merry: o pippin. lets check in with the captian. captian? (captian)Faramir:thanks merry. now who all thinks that the illegal act of using pot in our pipes is just plain awsome? show of hands. croud: yaaaay!! Faramir: well youre all wrong as usual! thanks to pot im married to eowyn! what about u (approaches gollum) u look pretty mesed up on weed, what do u think? Gollum: weed is gooood. smeagol: NO! weed is bad! Faramir: uh right. lets go! sorry bout the lengthyness

07-18-2005, 08:31 PM	#10
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Brilliant! I LOVE that MXC-ME idea! Who could be the Guy LeDouche figure? (sorry about the gross name, but that's what it is!) We'll say Bilbo. Merry: And first up for Destroyers, we have Gandalf the Grey! Pip: That is one tasty-lookin' shroom... drools Merry: Wipe your mouth, Pip. That shroom's made out of solid mithril all the way from the Mines of Moria. And here goes Gandalf. He's mounting the shroom, and....he's off! Will he hold on? Oh, no!!! Looks like he couldn't keep it up and now he's falling into the Chasm of Death!!! a moment later, Gandalf crawls out of the "chasm" crowd: gasp Merry: Wow! Look at that, Pippin! Pip: Yeah, there must have been bleach in that chasm. He's all white! Off to one side of the chasm: (Guy)Bilbo: What happened, Gandalf? You are all white! Gandalf: Gandalf? Yes...that was my name... __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

07-20-2005, 08:25 PM	#12
Princess Ai Guest Posts: n/a	dose sound intrusting. but our poor pansy friend leggers would never survive on survivor. allthough it would be fun to see him try.

07-29-2005, 12:53 PM	#13
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Reality shows are evil, but.. Middle-earth idol? Boromir the Disco King! Pippin & Merry! Random Hobbit Lass in Scene 25,009! Fatty Bolger? The possibilties are endless... & that's what makes it so scary... I forsee Elven trouble..

08-27-2005, 08:00 PM	#14
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Jeoprady- ME ME Jeoprady!!! Today's contestants are: All the way from Mordor, it's Sauron the Great!! Coming from Minas Morgul, serving his master and not trying to win, Witch King of Angmar! And finally, coming from the unknown location of Valinor, Manwe!! And here's your host, the "Hottest" steward of Gondor, Denethor!! Denethor: Thank you all for coming! Today's category's are: The One Ring of Power, Gandalf the Grey/White and History of Canada!!! All the contestants: Canada!?!? What is Canada!?!?!? Denethor: Sauron, will you start us off?? Sauron: I'll take The One Ring of Power for 100. Denethor: And the question is: "Which Man cut off your fingers and took the One Ring?" BEEP And it's to Sauron! Sauron: Ummmm, Anarion!? Denethor: Wrong!!! Anybody else? No next question to Manwe! Manwe: I'll take Gandalf the Grey/White for 200. Denethor: " What evil creature of Morgoth did Gandalf the Grey fight before he turned White"? Manwe: Uhhhhh, an orc??" Denethor: Wrong again. DING-DING-DING-DING OHHH!!! And that's the sound of the end of today's game. Tune in tomorrow and find out who wins in Jeoprady ME!!!! Man that was long. Sorry bout it, but I couldn't help myself. Glirdy Ps: I only put in three categories because of how long it would have been if I put in the right amount. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

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