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05-21-2003, 11:40 AM | #1 |
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101 Special Recipes!
OK, here’s Aragorn’s little method for…*drum roll*…soil pie!!
(sounds scrumptious) You will need: 1 gallon of fresh soil (preferably from under your boots) 1 bucket of watery mud 1 brick of swamp reed Now for the method: Simply mix the mud and soil together, bake in the sun for about 30 – 45 mins then grate swamp weed over it! And voila! You have a nice soil pie. (I doubt any of you will actually make this, but it was just for fun!) Any more you can think of?
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05-21-2003, 11:50 AM | #2 |
Denethor's True Love
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Denethor cookies are my own invention:
Bake a cookie for too long until it closely resembles charcoal (or Denethor after one too many suicides, in this case). Sprinkle ash on the top.
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05-21-2003, 11:54 AM | #3 |
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] LOL, Meela! That's ole Denethor to a tee!
[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Keep it coming guys! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Tarien Ithil
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05-21-2003, 05:15 PM | #4 |
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05-21-2003, 09:34 PM | #5 |
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Nail Cake
Batter: 1 teaspoon of the best soil you can find. 3 dragon eggs. A pinch of salt A jug of milk 1 cup of normal sand 2 cups of flour 20 dwarves nails. Sauce: 10 table spoons of fresh soil. A cup of water Batter: Throw everything in a mixing bowl. Stir well and put in a cake dish. Preheat oven at 180 degrees. Put the cake in oven and let it bake for 1 hour or until golden brown! Sauce: Mix water and fresh soil together. Once the cake is finished cooking pour the sauce on top of the cake. Serves 5
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05-22-2003, 06:57 AM | #6 |
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Recipe for: Orc Mishmash!
This recipe's for those orcs who are on the run and haven't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days! Take one filthy little Snaga of an orc, lop his head of, slice open his stomach, stir contents with a sword and voila! You got Orc Mishmash! Serve fresh, and preferably with black blood spurting everywhere. Warning: Only for those who are accustomed to the 'acquired' taste of Orc cuisine.
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05-23-2003, 02:47 AM | #7 |
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Hey Meela, those cookies, do they come with Keroscene topping?
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05-23-2003, 08:04 AM | #8 |
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That's an alternative topping if you want it.
Personally, I recommend just the ash. It's delicious! Oh, but if you want, you can add shards of Palantir, as I do frequently, for a variety of texture.
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05-25-2003, 12:26 PM | #9 |
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I have done this!
Marshmallow Denethors take a marshmallow, put it on a stick and light it on fire. Let it burn for about 15 seconds, then blow it out. for people who don't like there marshmallows quite so black, try: Marshmallow Faramirs Hold the marshmallow by the coals until it almost catches on fire, but not quite.
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05-25-2003, 02:13 PM | #10 |
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A tasty recipe inspired by Gollum's two favorite dishes- rabbit and fish.
Tasy Fish Ingredients: Fish, raw NOT cooked! Prep Time: 2 minutes Catch a fish. Eat right away, because a stupid hobbit may come along and want to cook it. Wanring: Do NOT let the fish anywhere near for fire, for cooking the fish will ruin its naturally, um, delicious flavor. Variation: Sing a song about your precious fishes while catching them. It makes them taste better.
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