OK quiz for those who were humas or dwarves

[Daewen]

If you were a human:
-have you ever intentionally harmed someone
-are you brave? how so?
-do you worship me and praise my almighty name?
-you really should you know
-its a good idea
-back to the questions...
-if you loved someone, would you allow them to give up something very valuable for you
-have people ever called you arragant, cockt, egotistical, or anything to that effect
-i still say you should be worshiping me...
-ok sorry
-if you were in a group would you most likely take the greatest burden in order to lighten the others loads, and continue to do the hardest things along the journey?
-are you worshipping me yet?

If you are a dwarf:
-hi ho hi ho it's off to moria we go...
-yeah...uh...sorry...
-are most of your friends preps?
-do you hate preps or really not like them, or wish they were all dead, or something to that extent?
-yes? well that isn't very nice.
-would you urge people to go into your families home even though it was probably dangerous?
-are you going to worship me?
-well why not?
--------*stupid dwarves*

I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
--Merry Brandybuck