What they won't say (Silmarilion version) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Urwen · 01-28-2011, 09:44 AM

Since we have a LOTR version, we can have Silmarilion one.

To start:

(Hurin is brought before Morgoth)

Morgoth: Will you tell me where Gondolin is?

Hurin: No...

Morgoth: Fine.Your wife and children.They shall die terribly. At least, while they're in Middle-Earth...

Hurin: Very well...

Morgoth: *suspicious* What?

Hurin: Nothing...it's just that you said 'in Middle Earth...' *doubles over laughing*

Morgoth: Oh, crap...

(Meanwhille)

Turin/Nienor/Lalaith/Morwen: Heigh ho, heigh ho, off to Aman we go...

01-28-2011, 09:44 AM	#1
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	What they won't say (Silmarilion version) Since we have a LOTR version, we can have Silmarilion one. To start: (Hurin is brought before Morgoth) Morgoth: Will you tell me where Gondolin is? Hurin: No... Morgoth: Fine.Your wife and children.They shall die terribly. At least, while they're in Middle-Earth... Hurin: Very well... Morgoth: suspicious What? Hurin: Nothing...it's just that you said 'in Middle Earth...' doubles over laughing Morgoth: Oh, crap... (Meanwhille) Turin/Nienor/Lalaith/Morwen: Heigh ho, heigh ho, off to Aman we go... __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.