Parody Poems - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

narfforc · 01-13-2011, 05:56 AM

As oppose to Poem Parodies I'd like to see if anyone can parody poems that Tolkien wrote. Here is one that I did many moons ago:-

OLD TOM MOANS LIKE A VERY OLD MAN
HIS JACKETS TOO TIGHT AND HIS BOOTS ARE TAN
HE CAN'T SKIP FAR SINCE HE GOT FATTER
HIS BOOTS ARE TIGHT AND HE'S MAD AS A HATTER.

TOM'S OFF HOME TO HIS PRETTY GOLDIGGER
SHE'S VERY NICE WITH A REALLY GOOD FIGURE
DOWN BY A POND THAT WHERE HE CAUGHT HER
SILLY OLD TOM AND THE GLIBBER-WOMANS DAUGHTER.

OLD TOM SMILES BUT HES NOT HAPPY
GOLDIGGERS BROODY SO HE HAS TO WEAR A NAPPY
THAT WHY HE WALKS A LITTLE BIT FUNNY
AND HE SKIPS ALONG LIKE A FRIGHTENED BUNNY.

01-13-2011, 05:56 AM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Parody Poems As oppose to Poem Parodies I'd like to see if anyone can parody poems that Tolkien wrote. Here is one that I did many moons ago:- OLD TOM MOANS LIKE A VERY OLD MAN HIS JACKETS TOO TIGHT AND HIS BOOTS ARE TAN HE CAN'T SKIP FAR SINCE HE GOT FATTER HIS BOOTS ARE TIGHT AND HE'S MAD AS A HATTER. TOM'S OFF HOME TO HIS PRETTY GOLDIGGER SHE'S VERY NICE WITH A REALLY GOOD FIGURE DOWN BY A POND THAT WHERE HE CAUGHT HER SILLY OLD TOM AND THE GLIBBER-WOMANS DAUGHTER. OLD TOM SMILES BUT HES NOT HAPPY GOLDIGGERS BROODY SO HE HAS TO WEAR A NAPPY THAT WHY HE WALKS A LITTLE BIT FUNNY AND HE SKIPS ALONG LIKE A FRIGHTENED BUNNY. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.