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Hookbill the Goomba · 11-06-2010, 03:06 PM

My elder brother has been on my case to discuss this...

In The Two Towers film Ugluk makes the following comment after cutting off the head of a rival orc...

"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

So... Orcs have a concept of menus... which means they have a concept of restaurants... Does this mean that in Mordor there was at least one restaurant, if not a chain? Putting aside the amusing image of orcs in suits and bow ties, what would these menus have on them?
Here's what I think...

So, what do YOU think these Mordor restaurants that definitely existed were like

11-06-2010, 03:06 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Chatau D' Mordor My elder brother has been on my case to discuss this... In The Two Towers film Ugluk makes the following comment after cutting off the head of a rival orc... "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" So... Orcs have a concept of menus... which means they have a concept of restaurants... Does this mean that in Mordor there was at least one restaurant, if not a chain? Putting aside the amusing image of orcs in suits and bow ties, what would these menus have on them? Here's what I think... So, what do YOU think these Mordor restaurants that definitely existed were like __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 11-06-2010 at 07:42 PM.