Famous Inboxes

[Boromir88]

Fea has linked me this highly hilarious site of famous people's inboxes.

http://www.email-marketing-reports.c...-3-sauron.html

I've got it linked to Sauron's (personally I don't think his is as good as Darth Vader's or James Bond's ). The spam is the best too..."10% off dark helmets and cloaks + free shipping."

So, using any characters of Tolkien's world, I thought it would be a nice idea to come up with what you would find in their e-mail inboxes. Subject titles of messages are great, but writing the body of the e-mails would I think add more fun too.

Lemme begin then with some in Boromir's inbox (of course)

"Don't leave home without a quality, sturdy shield." Sender: Tower Guard Weapons Outlet
"RE: Ugh...father's sooo annnoyying" Sender: Faramir
"Find the perfect Ring for all your needs!!!!" Sender: One Ring Jewelers

And that's about all I have for now.