T-I-G LVI: Panic at the Prancing Pony

[satansaloser2005]

I have a confession to make. Kit's been lying in the narrations all along.


I am the seer.

I am the ranger.

I am Ferny.

I am the cobbler.

I am the opera ghost.

I am the werebear.

I am the lover. *giggles as Emily, being the saucepan goose, agrees with this statement*

(Luke) I am your father.

I am a shirrifff.

I am a necromancer.

I am your representative. ("I believe in Sally". Buttons available on ebay.)

I am the Chaotic Neutral Wizard.

I am an agent of chaos. (Introduce a little anarchy. Vote for the moddess.)

I am the (happy) Medium.

I am the Hunter. (Actually, that's my computer's name, but meh.)

I am the village prostitute.

I am the Balrog of Spring. (But I'm coming out with a fall line soon.)

I am the Walrus. (goo goo g'joob)