First ever posts!

[The Sixth Wizard]

I would be really interested if any of the older or relatively new members could show us their First Ever posts! If you can find it, post it here...
Mine, coincidentally, was :

Originally Posted by Yours Truly

Hi everyone it's me the Sixth Wizard!

A.K.A The BIGGEST TOLKEIN FAN EVA!!!!!!!!!!

. . .And no I am not joking. This was me, inexperienced in the internet and possibly life, first time on a Tolkien forum.

Wouldn't it be cool if for example Saucepan Man, who has the greatest number of posts on the 'Downs, would show us the FIRST EVA. ( )

I'm sure they'll be hard to find, seeing as the "find more posts" option only goes back 500...