Mad Lib #11

[The Barrow-Wight]

Mad Lib #11 is up, and here's the result I got... I thought it was funny enought to share.

The can of beer of Fëanor

Then Fëanor slammed a terrible can of beer. His 144 second-cousins leapt straightway to his side and slammed the selfsame can of beer together, and red as blood shone their drawn CDs in the glare of the torches. They slammed a(n) can of beer which none shall crush, and none should drop, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Madonna they named in witness, and Boy George, and the hallowed mountain of bacon, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World Hobbit, Warg, Lilliputian or New Yorker as yet unborn, or any creature, preposterous or smelly, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should throw or displace or keep a lamb from their possession.

What result did you get??