Things that LOTR characters just woulden't say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 08-27-2002, 03:42 PM

*Takes breath an hopes to God she dont get a toung lashing...As you've guessed, I have the newbie jitters*

I once tryed this sorta thing in another fourm and it skyrocketed...Might as wel try it here...
All you do is just type things down that you dit think the characters would say. If you have more ideas later on, come back and post them too!

Frodo: All this walking sure dose hurt my feet....Wonder if Aragorn feels like giving out foot massages today...

Pippin: Four score and 7 years ago...

Grandalf: *Smoking pipe when he smeels someting burning. He looks down and...* AAAHHH!!! MY BEARDS ON FIRE!!! *Runs to the nearest streem and dunks his head in it*

Gimli: I wonder what would happen if I took My ax and snuck up on Sam in his sleep and disided to cut his toe nails...

Legolas: Perhpas I should take up Yoga lessons....And kartti!

08-27-2002, 03:42 PM	#1
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	Things that LOTR characters just woulden't say Takes breath an hopes to God she dont get a toung lashing...As you've guessed, I have the newbie jitters I once tryed this sorta thing in another fourm and it skyrocketed...Might as wel try it here... All you do is just type things down that you dit think the characters would say. If you have more ideas later on, come back and post them too! Frodo: All this walking sure dose hurt my feet....Wonder if Aragorn feels like giving out foot massages today... Pippin: Four score and 7 years ago... Grandalf: Smoking pipe when he smeels someting burning. He looks down and... AAAHHH!!! MY BEARDS ON FIRE!!! Runs to the nearest streem and dunks his head in it Gimli: I wonder what would happen if I took My ax and snuck up on Sam in his sleep and disided to cut his toe nails... Legolas: Perhpas I should take up Yoga lessons....And kartti! __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti-Leggy-bopper :)