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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Legendary pick-up lines of Middle Earth
It struck me as funny, with all the piratical and/or pop culture pick-up lines, there is simply is no depository for Lord of the Rings/Tolkien based ones. With that said I waited until I was delerious with a fever (okay, okay, a degree and a half over normal temperature and a stuffy nose) before venturing back out into the Barrowdowns with the audacity to fix this horrible injustice.
It must be noted, and thus repeated, that BD is a family site, and therefore wee little ones have access to allllll we say. Everything. No adult humor. Like always I'll get the ball rolling... because nothing is as inspirational as a rolling ball, right? For Ladies: "So...Did it hurt when you fell off of Taniquetil?" "Shouldn't you be tending the stars right about now?" "My! Thats the finest beard I've ever seen!" For Lords: "I couldn't help but notice how deep your elven eyes looked from the other side of the Eastfold..." "Snaku Snaga!"
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