Rock 'n Roll Ain't Shire Pollution

[The Barrow-Wight]

Imagine that the old gaffers in Hobbiton woke up one morning to a frightening new noise: Rock’n’Roll. Across the Shire, young tweeners were growing their hair long and shaking their hips in immoral, Elf-like gyrations. A respectable hobbit gentleman couldn’t sit down to a pint in his favorite pub without being drowned in racket of such hooligan music groups as the The Hoom, Prince (of Dol Amroth), Flogging Merry, and Sheryl Crebain

Poster seen stapled to mallorns everywhere:

Performing tonight in the Green Dragon: Nob Dylan (all the way from Bree!)

He’ll sing such great songs as
Like A Rolling Stone of Erech
All Along The Watchtower of Amon Sul
Tangled Up In Lhûn
Knockin' on Aman's Door

Guest star!!!
Nob will be accompanied on guitar by fellow Traveling Wainriders bandmate, Tom Petty Dwarf.

Extra special guest stars!
Also making an appearance will be a trio of Vidugavia's Secret models showing off the newest fashions from Rhovanion.

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With some creativity and flair, tell us about another band that might perform in the new rockin’ Shire. What are they like and what songs do they play? What would their poster look like? What brought them together and what impact have they made on society?

Do Not just write a list of funny band or song names. We want to know more!!! With a little effort, this could be a fun thread.