Annoying experts

[Knight of Gondor]

I didn't want to start this topic at first, because it would seem that it belonged to others. This topic stems from the topic Annoying Amateurs, wherein we Downers can offer our complaints for amateurs who think they know as much or more than those of us who have read the books and even history books -- and they turn out to be completely ignorant.

This thread is for us to offer our thoughts and complaints about those who maybe do know as much or more, but "swagger it, swagger it my little cock-a-whoop". I had a case where a fellow I knew seemed to recall that Tom Bombadil sent the Ents to Helm's Deep. I was aghast that he kept insisting that happened, and when I finally got the book and challenged him to find it, he couldn't, but never admitted defeat.

Let's keep it happy, though!