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Morai · 05-29-2004, 12:04 PM

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that. Anyway here's one more I thought of:

*If you are Gandalf, you can defy all laws of gravity. You can catch up to Barlogs who fell sooner than you, and fight them despite the fact your being pulled to Earth really fast.

*Why buy a night light when you have Gandalf the White? He can light up quicker than any lightbulb in Middle Earth!

05-29-2004, 12:04 PM	#18
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	LOTR Physics Wow, I wish I'd thought of that. Anyway here's one more I thought of: If you are Gandalf, you can defy all laws of gravity. You can catch up to Barlogs who fell sooner than you, and fight them despite the fact your being pulled to Earth really fast. Why buy a night light when you have Gandalf the White? He can light up quicker than any lightbulb in Middle Earth! __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com