Lord of the Pants... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Maeggaladiel · 05-24-2004, 01:49 PM

"Overhill and Underpants."

"If you would just LEND me the pants... All I ask for is the strength to defend my pants!"

"Pants has come to Rohan."

"I am no man! You look upon pants!!"

"Surrender the pants, she-elf!" (That's from the Peter Pantson film, The Lord of the Pants)

Aragorn-"You have my sword"
Legolas-"And my bow."
Gimli- "And my pants!"

"The Pants go ever on and on...."

"We wantss it! Our Pantsssessss!!!" (That actually makes sense, coming from Gollum. I mean, him being in a loincloth for so long and all. The poor little blighter just wants his pants back.)

"Three Pants for elves who nance beneath the sky,
Seven for the dwarf lords in their fashion shows,
Nine Pants for mortal men, doomed to dye (their hair, that is)
One pair for the Dark Lord who wears them low. (shudder)
One pair to rule them all, One pair to find them
One pair to let out their seams and in the darkness bind them.
In the land of Mordor where the bellbottoms lie."

Okay, that was funny until the end of the first line. I'd better shut up now.
~Maeg of the Pants

05-24-2004, 01:49 PM	#11
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Pants for everyone! "Overhill and Underpants." "If you would just LEND me the pants... All I ask for is the strength to defend my pants!" "Pants has come to Rohan." "I am no man! You look upon pants!!" "Surrender the pants, she-elf!" (That's from the Peter Pantson film, The Lord of the Pants) Aragorn-"You have my sword" Legolas-"And my bow." Gimli- "And my pants!" "The Pants go ever on and on...." "We wantss it! Our Pantsssessss!!!" (That actually makes sense, coming from Gollum. I mean, him being in a loincloth for so long and all. The poor little blighter just wants his pants back.) "Three Pants for elves who nance beneath the sky, Seven for the dwarf lords in their fashion shows, Nine Pants for mortal men, doomed to dye (their hair, that is) One pair for the Dark Lord who wears them low. (shudder) One pair to rule them all, One pair to find them One pair to let out their seams and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Mordor where the bellbottoms lie." Okay, that was funny until the end of the first line. I'd better shut up now. ~Maeg of the Pants __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.