Song Parodies

[doug*platypus]

I've thought of an ending for my book: 'and he lived happily ever after to th end of his days. A fine ending, and none the worse for having been used before.

Bilbo

What's that, Bilbo? You say it's OK to do one that's been used before? Cheers...

Picture if you will, Avril Lavigne...


One was a Dwarf, one was an Elf,

Could I make it anymore obvious?

One was real short, and one did ballet,

What more could I say?

Yeah he was a sk8r Elf, we said "see ya later Elf!"

Next you'll see Gimli tryin to surf!

He had a pretty face, but his head was up in space,

We didn't need that in Middle-Ear-u-er-th!!