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mark12_30 · 11-22-2002, 07:52 PM

Any old saw will do, but let's start with:
Why did the chicken cross the road? ...
Aragorn: Let the guide go first, if you have one.
Saruman: He comes to Isengard seeking My Counsel.
Boromir: It was a plain road, though it led through a hedge of thorns.
Eowyn: More than anything else he feared a cage.
Bilbo: The road goes ever on...
Frodo: The chicken could have waited til Bilbo's birthday before he set off.
Sam: Chicken and Chips by S. Gamgee-- you couldn't say no to that.
Gollum: Give me chicken now, and keep nassty chips.

11-22-2002, 07:52 PM	#1
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	old saws Any old saw will do, but let's start with: Why did the chicken cross the road? ... Aragorn: Let the guide go first, if you have one. Saruman: He comes to Isengard seeking My Counsel. Boromir: It was a plain road, though it led through a hedge of thorns. Eowyn: More than anything else he feared a cage. Bilbo: The road goes ever on... Frodo: The chicken could have waited til Bilbo's birthday before he set off. Sam: Chicken and Chips by S. Gamgee-- you couldn't say no to that. Gollum: Give me chicken now, and keep nassty chips. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.