Middle Earth CVs - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

LePetitChoux · 12-24-2002, 07:29 AM

In this thread you either write your CV or that of a character of Middle Earth. Try to not make it too serious, this is Middle Earth Mayhem!

The Witch King
MA, PhD, Nazgul

tel: 0800-I-SCREAM (0800-4-727-326)
e-mail: nazgulnumber1@morgul.org
web:http://www.nazgul.morgul.org
Nationality: Angmarian (unrestricted work permit in Mordor)
Languages: Angmarian, Black Speech, Screeching

Education: MA in Wraithing, University of Mordor;
PhD in Ring Theory

Employment: Ruler of Angmar; Service to Sauron, Ring Seeking

Recent Awards: Winner (wraith category) of the Middle Earth Unnerver of the year 3018 Award

Commissions: Sauron ("The #1 Dark Lord"-TIME Magazine)

“The Witch-King is a top class servant”
Sauron, Dark Lord

“It is unusual to find someone today who can understand the intricacies and nuances of evil. It is always a pleasure to see someone working in this medium who clearly has a talent that should not be wasted...”
Melkor, Evil Overlord.

“...The Witch-King's work has always had a distinctive and unusual quality as he has drawn on his own and other cultures to combine them in an expressive attack form. He has been working with Sauron and all the other Nazgul and is currently embarked upon a mission, which promises to be successful as the return of Sauron and also as a commercial venture. His particular vision and his technical abilities make The Witch King a Nazgul of distinction.”
Saruman, Fellow Servant

“...[I admire] his work - intense, evil acts which capture the subjects’ real fear in an almost intimate way. He constructs his deeds as a painter might, rather than catching a fleeting chance at fright. His individual dark technique is as much a part of his artistry as the dramatic use of his invisibility.”
Khamul, The Easterling

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12-24-2002, 07:29 AM	#1
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Middle Earth CVs In this thread you either write your CV or that of a character of Middle Earth. Try to not make it too serious, this is Middle Earth Mayhem! The Witch King MA, PhD, Nazgul tel: 0800-I-SCREAM (0800-4-727-326) e-mail: nazgulnumber1@morgul.org web:http://www.nazgul.morgul.org Nationality: Angmarian (unrestricted work permit in Mordor) Languages: Angmarian, Black Speech, Screeching Education: MA in Wraithing, University of Mordor; PhD in Ring Theory Employment: Ruler of Angmar; Service to Sauron, Ring Seeking Recent Awards: Winner (wraith category) of the Middle Earth Unnerver of the year 3018 Award Commissions: Sauron ("The #1 Dark Lord"-TIME Magazine) “The Witch-King is a top class servant” Sauron, Dark Lord “It is unusual to find someone today who can understand the intricacies and nuances of evil. It is always a pleasure to see someone working in this medium who clearly has a talent that should not be wasted...” Melkor, Evil Overlord. “...The Witch-King's work has always had a distinctive and unusual quality as he has drawn on his own and other cultures to combine them in an expressive attack form. He has been working with Sauron and all the other Nazgul and is currently embarked upon a mission, which promises to be successful as the return of Sauron and also as a commercial venture. His particular vision and his technical abilities make The Witch King a Nazgul of distinction.” Saruman, Fellow Servant “...[I admire] his work - intense, evil acts which capture the subjects’ real fear in an almost intimate way. He constructs his deeds as a painter might, rather than catching a fleeting chance at fright. His individual dark technique is as much a part of his artistry as the dramatic use of his invisibility.” Khamul, The Easterling [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [ December 24, 2002: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur