Sauron in his off hours - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Fell Shade · 01-24-2002, 03:22 PM

I think a lot of readers have a very shallow view of Sauron, and, in the effort to further enlighten this character, I've put a list of things the Dark Lord did in his off hours. Enjoy!

-He had taken up gardening as a hobby, though he definitely lacked a green thumb.

-Few people realize that it was actually the Dark Lord who first invented the monocle.

-Of course, he had a flair for jewelry(I mean, c'mon, the man had more rings than Liberace!)

-His rap is legendary. He was famous for ending every song with something about himself and Mordor.

-Finally, he loved to read, but he could never see what everyone was talking about in those "magic eye" books, and he gave up after three books of trying to find the title character in those "Where's Frodo" books.

01-24-2002, 03:22 PM	#1
Fell Shade Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 13	Sauron in his off hours I think a lot of readers have a very shallow view of Sauron, and, in the effort to further enlighten this character, I've put a list of things the Dark Lord did in his off hours. Enjoy! -He had taken up gardening as a hobby, though he definitely lacked a green thumb. -Few people realize that it was actually the Dark Lord who first invented the monocle. -Of course, he had a flair for jewelry(I mean, c'mon, the man had more rings than Liberace!) -His rap is legendary. He was famous for ending every song with something about himself and Mordor. -Finally, he loved to read, but he could never see what everyone was talking about in those "magic eye" books, and he gave up after three books of trying to find the title character in those "Where's Frodo" books.