Limerick, anyone? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Meron · 04-05-2001, 06:31 PM

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Loved the "Puns" thread so much, I think it's time for more humor. How about limericks (collective groan?)

The maiden, Eowyn the fair
Donned her armor and tucked up her hair.
Told the Witch-King, "You're slick,
but, you fool, I'm a chick!
If you think I won't slay you,
Au contraire!"

The hobbit had to have a "lookit"
the stone thrown by Grima the crooked.
While the old wizard slept,
up beside him he crept,
And then our poor Peregrin Took (pun intended) it!

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04-05-2001, 06:31 PM	#1
Meron Pile O'Bones Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 16	Limerick, anyone? <font face="Verdana"><table><TR><TD><FONT SIZE="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Pile o' Bones Posts: 13</TD><TD></TD></TR></TABLE> Loved the "Puns" thread so much, I think it's time for more humor. How about limericks (collective groan?) The maiden, Eowyn the fair Donned her armor and tucked up her hair. Told the Witch-King, "You're slick, but, you fool, I'm a chick! If you think I won't slay you, Au contraire!" The hobbit had to have a "lookit" the stone thrown by Grima the crooked. While the old wizard slept, up beside him he crept, And then our poor Peregrin Took (pun intended) it! </p>