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Daewen · 08-29-2003, 04:42 PM

You look at your seven year old sisters yellow golashes and immedietly think she stole Tom's boots.

You think that Sherlock Holmes must be a very tall hobbit since he smokes so much pipe weed.

When your father explains that Sherlock Holmes smokes tobacco, and not pipe weed, you say 'what's tobacco, precious? no tobacco is not real no precious it's not. tricksy author makes us think it is, but we knows he lies!' *gollum* *gollum*

To persuade you to come do something, your friends say 'we can watch lord of the rings if you...'

You've begun to wonder why a man will give his fiancee an evil ring as a token of his love.

You nearly wrote 'tolkien of his love' rather that tokien.

08-29-2003, 04:42 PM	#11
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	You look at your seven year old sisters yellow golashes and immedietly think she stole Tom's boots. You think that Sherlock Holmes must be a very tall hobbit since he smokes so much pipe weed. When your father explains that Sherlock Holmes smokes tobacco, and not pipe weed, you say 'what's tobacco, precious? no tobacco is not real no precious it's not. tricksy author makes us think it is, but we knows he lies!' gollum gollum To persuade you to come do something, your friends say 'we can watch lord of the rings if you...' You've begun to wonder why a man will give his fiancee an evil ring as a token of his love. You nearly wrote 'tolkien of his love' rather that tokien. __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!