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Helkahothion · 05-11-2003, 05:54 AM

Legolas: Welcome to ME news. Today:
-Aragorn shaves
-Elves of Mirkwood are mad because of the lack of housing. They demand larger trees.
-The new wall of Minas Tirith is done. But it seems that Aragron has refused to pay the dwarves. He claims they offered their help freely.
-ME stocks are rising due to the downfall of Mordor. The market is flooded with cheap stocks.
-The fameous Frodo reports from Valinor in our fameous program: Greetings from the undying lands
-The Haradhrim got checked by the IRS and it appeared that they have been evading major costs on cave safety. Most of the houses must be closed down.

Okay here is the deal. You are the reporters. Work out these newsflashes. After these are done I will make new ones.

Greetings,

The ME news director

05-11-2003, 05:54 AM	#1
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Welcome to ME news Legolas: Welcome to ME news. Today: -Aragorn shaves -Elves of Mirkwood are mad because of the lack of housing. They demand larger trees. -The new wall of Minas Tirith is done. But it seems that Aragron has refused to pay the dwarves. He claims they offered their help freely. -ME stocks are rising due to the downfall of Mordor. The market is flooded with cheap stocks. -The fameous Frodo reports from Valinor in our fameous program: Greetings from the undying lands -The Haradhrim got checked by the IRS and it appeared that they have been evading major costs on cave safety. Most of the houses must be closed down. Okay here is the deal. You are the reporters. Work out these newsflashes. After these are done I will make new ones. Greetings, The ME news director