great things we have learnt... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

eleanor_niphredil · 01-12-2003, 11:15 AM

There are many great and meaningful things that we have learnt from watching lOTR:

a) no matter what dangers they face, hobbits will always escape.
b) Whenever they cant, there will be a nearby eagle more than willing to swoop in to their rescue.
c) No matter how many times an orc cuts at Aragorn, he will not die.
d)Most orcs, no matter how big, will die on the first stab/punch/shot ect
e)The characters with the most wimpy looking muscels are always the most deadly.
f) if you are an elf, your hair will not get messed up, not even in the depths of Moria.
g) members of the fellowship do not need to pee.

Any more?

01-12-2003, 11:15 AM	#1
eleanor_niphredil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: england Posts: 805	great things we have learnt... There are many great and meaningful things that we have learnt from watching lOTR: a) no matter what dangers they face, hobbits will always escape. b) Whenever they cant, there will be a nearby eagle more than willing to swoop in to their rescue. c) No matter how many times an orc cuts at Aragorn, he will not die. d)Most orcs, no matter how big, will die on the first stab/punch/shot ect e)The characters with the most wimpy looking muscels are always the most deadly. f) if you are an elf, your hair will not get messed up, not even in the depths of Moria. g) members of the fellowship do not need to pee. Any more? __________________ Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to spend my time on this forum. And by the way, for any of you turning into a penguin, stop it. ~* I am Pippin took in the Female Fellowship*~