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Hey, Maik, I just saw this notice in Gondor:

"Frontier Settlement Program: By Royal Decree of King Elessar, the Elfstone, the... "

- okay, I won't bore you with that part. -

"... to return to Middle Earth and to Gondor what is rightfully hers, and to forever scatter the forces of evil from the boundaries of our fair realm, that we may never again be pressed by... "

- hang on, I'll get to the good stuff. -

"... henceforth and until... "

- blah, blah, hold on, Aragorn's getting wordy. -

"... property held for the term of one year within the former land of Mordor (excepting the Tower of Minas Ithil and those roads and passes needed for the movement of goods within the realm) shall belong to the holder and his/her heirs from then henceforth, until the realm shall end."

So much for my Mordor real estate biz. Ah, it was a hard sell anyways. You Naz must be pretty tough, or your 'water' is coming from a still.