Lord of the Pants... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

*Arwen* · 05-26-2002, 05:10 PM

Found this on another message site and thought it hilarious. Add your own! Just replace 'pants' where it's funny.

Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.

Gandalf: When in doubt, Meriadoc Brandybuck, follow your pants.

Sam: Were you in Farmer Maggot's pants again?

One pair of pants to rule them all, etc.

Frodo: I wish the pants had never come to me.

Aragorn: You have my sword...
Legolas: And my pants.

Haldir: Your dwarf breathes so loud we could've shot him in the pants. (Or pantsed him in the dark, but it's the same difference.)

Elrond: I was there the day the strength of pants failed.

Saruman: Sauron's pants are growing stronger.

Me and my sis spend hours putting these toghether because we have nothing else to do all day...
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05-26-2002, 05:10 PM	#1
Arwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 29	Lord of the Pants... Found this on another message site and thought it hilarious. Add your own! Just replace 'pants' where it's funny. Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants. Gandalf: When in doubt, Meriadoc Brandybuck, follow your pants. Sam: Were you in Farmer Maggot's pants again? One pair of pants to rule them all, etc. Frodo: I wish the pants had never come to me. Aragorn: You have my sword... Legolas: And my pants. Haldir: Your dwarf breathes so loud we could've shot him in the pants. (Or pantsed him in the dark, but it's the same difference.) Elrond: I was there the day the strength of pants failed. Saruman: Sauron's pants are growing stronger. Me and my sis spend hours putting these toghether because we have nothing else to do all day... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] __________________ "There she walked before his eyes in Rivendale, clad in a mantle of silver and blue, fair as the twilight in elvenhome; her dark hair strayed in a sudden wind, and her brows were bound with gems like stars"