Rename the Hobbit movies!

[Bêthberry]

The names of the three Hobbit movies have been announced. They are as follows:

"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug"
"The Hobbit: There and Back Again"

Yes, all well and good nods to The Professor. But I wonder--what could we come up with? Even before we see just the first movie, how might we conceive of these filmic fantasies?

For starters, I offer this (and I hasten to add it isn't of my own devising; having found it elsewhere, I simply had to bring it here.)

The Hobby Horse: Bareback again

A prank by any other name. Lay on, MacDowners.