Werewolf LXXII: Now There's the Truth of It! (Game Thread)

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Lottie walked in just as Fea was telling the rest of the group that she was evil. She sighed but after a moment she shrugged. “Now it’s time to die,” she said. “Death is a-”

“Yeah, she’s totally evil,” Fea was saying. “I mean really, how obvious can you get?”

“Dream or not, I could tell,” said Rune. “Soooo obvious.”

Finally Lottie had had enough and she burst into loud and obnoxious song.

Look who's evil
Look who's evil
Look who's evil now

I know you all were dreaming of or discussing me last Night
I bet you won’t be laughing when I skewer you all alive!
I'll kill your lovers I'll take your gifteds too
Then I'll take Simon and make them take votes from all of you!

Just try and get me lynched
I'll give you your own barrow
If being evil's cool
Consider me a beloved shadow
Now I'll ask you a question. No I don’t want a vote count!
Guess who?
Look who's evil now

Lottie struck a pose, her arms sticking out at her sides and her chewed-on nails ready to slash out at the nearest competitor. But no one was looking. She frowned and burst into song again.

Look who's evil
Look who's evil
Look who's evil now

I said look who's evil
Look who's evil
Look who's evil now

Izzy turned around and smiled. “Sorry, dear, did you say something?”

Lottie sighed and from above a spot light descended. She trudged into the middle of the group and the light followed her, illuminating her hand-me-down jumpsuit. Everyone turned to watch, finally paying attention to her.

I'm the girl that plays in every Werewolf game
I know I may be pretty new but I want to earn my fame

I’m rarely picked as Night kill, I never thought that I’d get turned
If the village kills off the whole wolf team they’d just all wander off looking stern

‘Cause I'm a minor werewolf, an amateur villain
I'd rip the flesh from your bones but I don’t even have claws
I haven’t killed anyone, the other players make fun...

Wilwa rolled her eyes and stomped away. “You smell!”

....Of me. Little Lottie. Oooo....The minor werewolf

Fea cleared her throat to avoid laughing and stepped up to Lottie. “But don't you see, Lottie? We've been reading your posts for the last few hours. You've parodied a whole lot just now. Just you!”

Ghostly voices chorused, “You’re telling me....”

Fea just glared at them. “Aw, you're not a minor werewolf anymore,” she said, turning back to Lottie. “You're a real baddie. And we’re going to lynch you!” Lottie smiled and the lights around them all lit up as she began to dance.

You're right! Now I see that I’m a real-life baddie
I've posted a few times and stirred up some activity
I'm a cobbler no more! My alignment’s on the slide
And now its time for this werewolf to die, die, die! Ahhhh....

And then Dun shot her in the face.