Ways to die in middle earth

[Eönwë]

Well, I saw this on one website (www.nevrast.net in fact. I though maybe we could carry on. Just put in the next number (to the previous one), and add yours. Here are the ones it starts with:

1. Be eaten by a dragon
2. Be squashed by a dragon
3. Be roasted by a dragon
4. Be impaled by a dragon's claw
5. Be eaten by a tree
6. Look for firewood in Fangorn Forest
7. Fall off a cliff
8. Fall into mount doom
9. Protect Osgiliath
10. Be Denethor's son
11. Get lost in the dead marshes
12. Sneak up on the witchking
13. Scare Legolas
14. Steal weed from Sauramon
15. Be trampled by a horse
16. Be trampled by an oliphant
17. Be trampled by a warg
18. Be squeezed by an Ent
19. Be squashed by an Ent
20. Be trampled by a Dragon
21. Be clubbed by a troll
22. Be poisoned by goblins
23. Fall off your boat
24. Insult Galadriel
25. Be Haldir (in the movie)
26. Look like an orc
27. Act like an orc
28. Smell like an orc
29. Be an orc
30. Fall behind (Pirates of the Caribbean)
31. Shriek like a ringwraith
32. Carry the one ring
33. Play with shelob
34. Swim in the forbidden pool
35. Laugh at Sauron
36. Throw yourself off Sauraman's tower
37. Act stupid around Gandalf
38. Laugh at a wizard
39. Pick a troll's pocket
40. Fall on your sword
41. Fall on someone else's sword
42. Shoot yourself in the head
43. Mess up Legolas' hair
44. Insult Gimli with Legolas standing by
45. Dance like an idiot in Lothlorien
46. Breath loudly in Lothlorien
47. Curse elves in black speech and then laugh
48. Steal a hobbit's beer
49. Be the gate keeper at Bree
50. Cook yourself (like Denethor)
51. Throw yourself from the Top of the White city
52. Let Gandalf throw you from the Top of the White City
53. Torch the white tree for fun
54. Take a nap on a burning beacon
55. Look into the Palantia
56. Steal the king's crown
57. Take a stroll through Mirkwood
58. Take a bath in the dead Marshes
59. Bathe in the river of forgetfulness
60. Be eaten by spiders
61. Steal dwarf gold
62. Have your head chopped off
63. Drown at Isengard
64. Be licked by Grima Wormtongue
65. Kissed by a Dementor (he he…)
66. Get stabbed by Sam
67. Be speared by Aragorn
68. Get shot by Aragorn
69. Be ripped open by Aragorn's manly bare hands
70. Be trampled by Bill the pony
71. Be a battle horse from Rohan
72. Have your legs eaten by orcs in front of you
73. Be fresh in front of orcs
74. Be fresh with orcs
75. Tickle Smaug the dragon
76. Attempt to break into Sauron's Tower
77. Lock yourself in Moria
78. Try trick or treating in Mordor
79. Get crushed in an Avalanche
80. Have Sauraman twirl you around in the air
81. Insult Denethor's eating habits
82. Make rope out of back hair and try to rope two sea um… I mean dragons with it
83. Take a stroll through the path of the dead
84. Explore nasty dark caves
85. Smell good
86. Smell bad
87. Lose your sword
88. Run out of arrows
89. Eat your sword
90. Eat an arrow
91. Be a fool of a Took
92. Swallow your pipe weed
93. Take a nap on weathertop
94. Have your head chopped off and catapulted at your comrades
95. Stick the end of your staff up a troll's nose
96. Play football with armored trolls
97. Forget your helmet at the battle of Helm's deep
98. Eat a raw brace of conies
99. Trip and fall down some stony steps
100. Choke on Frodo's finger
101. Throw rocks at Sauron's eye
102. Have your smoke ring ship go back into your mouth and sail down your throat! (Brittany Thonas)
103. Hide Legolas's hair care products (Lisa)
104. Play hide and seek in Shelob's cave with Frodo (Lisa)
105. Call Gimli Ugly! (Epic)
106. Eat too much Lembas Bread (Epic)
107. Forget your mithril body armour in Moria. (JJ)
108. Have a staring contest with the Eye of Sauron. (Mikel)
109. Tell Elrond violet is *definitely* not his colour. (maeva)
110. Be an Elf or a Dwarf on Mount Caradras. (JJ)
110. Try to take over the Shire with Merry and Pippen within 1,000 leages of home. (JJ Bray)
111. Try to strangle ol' Samwise when Frodo has Sting nearby. (JJ Bray)
112. Playing a game of riddles with Gollum (unless you are a Hobbit, Elf, or Wizard). (GollumGirl)
113. Play with Gandalf's fireworks. (Mikel)
114. Play a game of Hide and Kill with Smaug the dragon. (JJ)
115. Bite Frodo's finger off. (Sienna)
116. Be the ork that carries the bomb in the battle of helm's deep. (av)
117. Tell the black riders to use blush, they're very pale. (av)
118. Wake Frodo up when he's sleeping.
119. Marry a ringwraith (nicole)
120. Be the child of a ringwraith (nicole)
121. Stand in the middle of the Bridge of Kazad-Dum and tell a Balrog he cannot pass. (Kate)
122. Insult sam's cooking. (Betz)
123. Eat their legs! They don't need those! I mean the Orcs' legs, of course. (JJ)
124. Don't eat (Chaz)
125. Try to sneak up on Aragorn dressed up as a Ringwraith! (Terra)
126. Be fresh with Arwen, infront of Aragorn. (Cherman)
127. Use the palantir as a bowling ball! (Terra)
128. "Borrow" some mushrooms from Farmer Maggot. (Elwyn Tynsdale)
129. Try to kill the Nazgul King. (JJ)
130. Try to take a nazgul's hood off. (Sub-Zero)
131. Be an Elf and marry Aragorn.
132. Have Pippin hug you. (Megan)
133. Steal Legolas's shampoo. (Megan)
134. Try and persuade a cave troll to play twister. (Alex)
135. Break eowyn's heart like Aragorn did. (frenchie)
136. Make a sandcastle out of Suramons gunpowder. (Psg188)
137. Tell a Balrog to chill. (Megan and Amber)
138. Insult Frodo when Sam is nearby. (Megan and Amber)
139. Be Theoden at the Battle of Pellenor Fields. (Megan and Amber)
140. Hide Legolas's Brush. (Megan and Amber)
141. Show up at Elrond's council when Frodo's invited, but you are not. (Megan and Amber)
142. Cut down one of Treebeard's friends. (Megan and Amber)
143. Rise an axe in Fangorn Forest. (Megan and Amber)
144. Try to steal Gandalf's hat. (Megan and Amber)
145. Meddle in the affairs of wizards. (Megan and Amber)
146. Trust Gollum to lead you safely. (Megan and Amber)
147. Mouth off to Smaug. (Megan and Amber)
148. Try to reclaim Moria. (Megan and Amber)
149. Insult Galadriel in front of Haldir. (Megan and Amber)
150. Insult Galadriel in front of Celeborn. (Megan and Amber)
151. Kiss Galadriel in front of Gimli. (Megan and Amber)
152. Insult Galadriel in front of Gimli. (Megan and Amber)
153. Give a valentine to shelob, or a cave troll, or the dark lord, or.....any creature thats not you. (Psg188)
154. Be meat back on the menu. (Frodofan)
155. Beat Legolas at a videp-game when he has his bow and arrow set nearby. (JJ)
156. Say "i can fly, I can fly, I can fly!" in front of a bunch of Uruk-Hai. (JJ)
157. Say "Think of a wonderful thought, any happy little thought" to Sauron. (JJ)
158. Be the Orc that kills Boromir. (JJ)
159. Destroy the One Ring. (JJ)
160. Be the Balrog. (JJ)
161. Blow the Horn of Gondor at Amon Hen. (JJ)
162. Yell at Sauron, "Hey You, over here!" while in Mordor (KK)
163. Tell Legolas his hair looks bad. (Jana)
164. Be Theodred. (Chrissy)
165. Have your horse fall on you. (Quilly)
166. Jump off the top of Orthanc when there's no eagle below to catch you. (Chrissy)
167. Say; "My Precious" to the One Ring when Gollum is behind you.
168. Steal Aragorn's ring. (Child of the King)
169. Borrowing a Palantir without permission. (Child of the King)
170. Telling Saruman he should bleach his hair. (Child of the King)
171. Ruining Legolas's Peacock bow by 'accidentally' dropping it in Mount Doom. (Child of the King)
172. Kill Legolas and get mobbed by many rabid fangirls. (Edainilwen)
173. Ask and elf how old she/he is. (Glolinde)
174. Tell Legolas that he is ugly. (Glolinde)
175. Fall off a cliff while tied to a warg. (unless you are Aragorn).
176. Go find Gollum in his cave and loose at the riddles game.
177. Steal the ring from Gollum with him finding out and seeing you while you don't have the ring on.
178. Eating maggoty bread for 3 stinking days.
179. Going into Lothlorien if you are an orc.
180. Stepping into the clean stream (the Nimrodel) at Lothlorien.
181. Insult Eomer by asking for his name in the Gap of Rohan and being taller then a dwarf.
182. Say Eomer looks funny with the hair comming off the top of his head from his helmet.
183. Insulting Eyowen or Arwen's dresses.
184. Make fun of Aragorn infront of Eowyn or Arwen.
185. Make fun of Legolas in front of every teenage elf.
186. Fall at the bridge of Khazad-dum while fighting the balrog.
187. Be around a ringwrath. (Nicole)
188. Look like a ringwrath. (Nicole)
189. Sound like a ringwrath. (Nicole)
190. Be a ringwrath. (Nicole)
191. Eat a ringwrath. (Nicole)
192. Be the ring. (Nicole)
193. Be Sauron. (Nicole)
194. Be Sauruman. (Nicole)
195. Be alive in Middle Earth. (Nicole)
196. Forget your keys to the gate of Helms deep when the Uruk-hai army is approaching. (Smaug)
197. Eat the wrong mushrooms in Farmer Maggot's backyard and, upon seeing a ring wraith, hallucinate that it is a cup of tea and try to drink it. (Jules)
198. Tell Denethor to eat properly. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
199. Ask Arwen out in front of Aragorn. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
200. Listen in on Gollum's secrets and have him find out. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
201. Try to kill Legolas with Aragorn watching. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
202. Keep Eowyn from going to battle. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
203. Throw the dwarf!!! (Ketabi)
204. Win a game against Elrond. (Me)
205. Tell Saruman he has a zit. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
206. Ask Denethor to shave. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
207. Buy Sauron a contact lens. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
208. Tell Saruman he smells like an orc. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
209. Ask Eowyn out when Eomer is nearby. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
210. Kiss Aragorn when Arwen's beside him. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
211. Kiss Arwen when Aragorn's beside her. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
212. Sneak up behind Arwen and push her off the bridge. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
213. Try to kill Aragorn. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
214. Throw Gimli's axe into Mount Doom. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
215. Insult a dwarf. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
216. Help Saruman. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
217. Be Grima's throw rug. (Jenn_aka_Arwen)
218. Tell Sauron he needs some mascara. (Megan)
219. Fall off the bridge of Khaza-dum while running. (Gabby)
220. Ask whether Gimli is really male.
221. Play tag with a Ringwraith on Weathertop. (Alessandra)
222. Die of old age. (Sarah)
223. Try to hose down the Eye of Sauron. (Sarah)
224. Fry fish infront of Gollum. (Sarah)
225. Do a happy dance in the Cracks of Doom. (Sarah)
226. Have the one ring when Faramir has a host of men at his call. (Sarah)
227. Be a cocky Nazgul and boast to Eowyn that you can't be killed by a man. (Sarah)
228. Curse Morgoth infront of Sauron. (Sarah)
229. Be infront of Sauron's mace at the Battle of the Last Alliance. (Sarah)
230. Forget Andruil when going to summon the dead men of Dunharrow. (Sarah)
231. Jump on Saruman's back and cut him through when there are Halfling archers standing by. (Sarah)
232. Try leg wrestling with Shelob. (Sarah)
233. Be an orc in Cirith Ungol standing between Sam and Frodo. (Storyteller)
234. Yell "GROND!" while standing next to Gandalf. (Firiel)
235. Hide in Grond's mouth during a game of hide-and-seek. (Firiel)
236. Set up an amusement park and advertise free rides on Grond. (Firiel)
237. Be mortal. (Firiel)
238. Attempt to flip onto a horse if your not an Elf. (Firiel)
239. Lick a poisened orc blade. (Firiel)
240. Be Deagol. (Sarah)
241. Drink yourself to death at the Green Dragon. (Sarah)
242. Try to shoot Gandalf when he is all shiny and you can't tell whether it's him or Saruman. (JJ)
243. Be the fell beast Eowyn kills. (Edhela Greenleaf)
244. Fall of the boat on the way into the West. (Edhela Greenleaf)
245. Tell Gimli he should brush his beard. (Edhela Greenleaf)
246. Be turned into something "unnatural" by Gandalf( if unnatural is dead). (Edhela Greenleaf)
247. Taste orc blood. (Sarah)
248. Curse Orli I mean Legolas infront of a screaming mob of girls. (Sarah)
249. Accidently swallow the one ring. (Sarah)
250. Ask for directions from an orc. (Sarah)
251. Offer a Nazgul the one ring while he is standing right there and then change your mind. (Sarah)
252. Fall off the Black Gate. (Sarah)
253. Jump off the Argonoth. (Sarah)
254. Loose the Phial of Galadriel while climbing the endless stair. (Sarah)
255. Call Sam a stupid fat hobbit. (Sarah)
256. Under estimate Gandalf and challenge him to a duel on the Bridge of Khazad Dum. (Sarah)
257. Drink too many pints at the Prancing Pony. (Sarah)
258. Laugh at a Ring Wraith and don't run away. (Sarah)
259. Make a cocky comment to Sauron and "then" be paralized with fear. (Sarah)
260. Catch a dwarf by his beard. (Sarah)
261. Stand infront of a rampaging Oliphant. (Sarah)
262. Make fun of Aragorn's singing at the crowning ceremony. (Sarah)
263. Try to throw a paper airplane at Sauron's eye or Saruman or an orc or Grond or Aragorn or Legolas or a cave troll or Shelob or Gimli or Treebeard or a Ring Wraith or anything in Middle Earth that hasn't seen an anger management therapist. (Sarah and Meggi Dizzle)
264. Ask the Riders of Rohan if they are having fun with their pony club. (Laurence)
265. Try to do a handstand on top of the tower of Orthac. (Catie)
260. Run back and forth in front of orcs screaming "I'm INVINCIBLE!!!". (Reasonably Crazy)
261. Get in between Arwen and Eowyn. (Reasonably Crazy)
262. Tell Frodo he lost a finger "Just like Sauron!". (Reasonably Crazy)
263. Insult Sam. (Reasonably Crazy)
264. Insult Sam's cooking. (Reasonably Crazy)
265. Insult Rosie. (Reasonably Crazy)
266. Insult Sam's children (if you do all of those four, you are very, very dead). (Reasonably Crazy)
267. Attack the Ringwraiths with a squirtgun. (what? They don't like water, and it worked with a river...). (Reasonably Crazy)
268. Go up to Legolas and say "Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina" (You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny). (Reasonably Crazy)
269. Try to jump onto a moving horse and not be Legolas. (Sarah)
270. Be an Easterling and have your eyeliner run into your eye and blind you during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields. (Sarah)
271. Not be a good jumper on the stairs of Moria. (Sarah)
272. Wressle Frodo on the edge of a cliff and loose. (Sarah)
273. Infuriate the Mouth of Sauron. (Sarah)
274. Eat chicken infront of Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles. (Sarah)
275. Be allergic to athelas while suffering from the black breath so Aragorn can't heal you. (Sarah)
276. Beat Legolas and Gimli at the killing contest. (Sarah)
277. Burn wood infront of a Huorn. (Sarah)
278. Lie to Gandalf. (Sarah)
279. Sneeze while hiding from a Ringwraith. (Sarah)
280. Change your mind about destroying the One Ring when you're at Mount Doom, turn around, see Gollum standing there, go through a hugish battle with him, get your finger bitten off, still fight, and go hurtling down into the Cracks of Doom. (JJ)
281. Tell Treebeard that you are little orcs. (Anna)
282. Protect two hobbits from being captured by orcs, and get shot by lots of arrows before you fall to the ground. (Anna)
283. Suggest contacts for the eye of Sauron. (Saltana of Moldovia)
284. Make 'eyes' at the eye of Sauron. (Saltana of Moldovia)
285. Be human. (Saltana of Moldovia)
286. Insult Glofindels hair. (Saltana of Moldovia)
287. Just plainly live in Middle Earth. (Cassy)
288. Tell Eowyn that no man can kill you. (Cash)
289. Take over Theoden's mind and have Gandalf release it and then stand still while Theoden gets mad at you and raises his sword..... (Matt)
290. Get a buzz cut (all the guys in LOTR have reasonably long hair). (Falleen9)
291. Threaten Frodo when Sam is sneaking up behind you. (shire-rose)
292. Put Ketchup on your lembas bread. (E-star)
293. Insult Aragorn's manly stubble. (Ar-Feiniel)
294. Eat a mushroom infront of Pippin. (Omrie Brandywine)
295. Make fun of Grima Wormtongue's eating habit. (Shire-rose)
296. Cut off a Dwarfs beard. (hobbit girl)
297. Be Saruman and realize you locked yourself out of Orthanc when the Ents are attacking. (Meg)