Fill in the Blank

[Elu Ancalime]

With a little encouragement from Lhunardawen, I decided this might make a fun new thread. Simply fill in the blank(s) with something humerous and start a new one. If you are really in a creative blank, you may use one of the quotes at the top of the page, but try not to use one if it has already been posted.

Here's the first:

One Ring to ___ them all, one ring to find_____, One ring to bring____, and in the _____ bind them.Fill in the blank
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Justin bieber