If Lord of the Rings had been adapted as Anime... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Beleg Cuthalion · 03-11-2005, 11:27 PM

Well, I'd rather not imagine such a nightmare for fear of an immediate coronary conclusion, but nevertheless....

-Arwen would have purple hair. If she was lucky.

-Bilbo would run a dojo and have a rock garden.

-The concept of artificial dragon APC's would be revived.

-Aragorn would be blonde.

-There would be speedlines everywhere.

-Frodo's eyes would be even bigger, if possible.

-Gandalf would look even more like Hidetora Ichimonji than he did in the Rankin-Bass films.

-Sauron would be 30' tall and could cause his enemies to explode in a spray of blood by clapping his hands.

-The Shire would be infested with bamboo and lotus blossoms.

-Boromir would most likely have really hairy arms and long sideburns. And possibly a topknot.

-All the swords would be curved. Anduril would be five-and-a-half feet long and would talk in the typical bad-atitude fashion.

-Barad-Dur would be 20,000 feet tall and Sauron would be depicted casually slaying errant minions on all possible occasions.

03-11-2005, 11:27 PM	#1
Beleg Cuthalion Wight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hominum que contente mundique huius et cupido Posts: 181	If Lord of the Rings had been adapted as Anime... Well, I'd rather not imagine such a nightmare for fear of an immediate coronary conclusion, but nevertheless.... -Arwen would have purple hair. If she was lucky. -Bilbo would run a dojo and have a rock garden. -The concept of artificial dragon APC's would be revived. -Aragorn would be blonde. -There would be speedlines everywhere. -Frodo's eyes would be even bigger, if possible. -Gandalf would look even more like Hidetora Ichimonji than he did in the Rankin-Bass films. -Sauron would be 30' tall and could cause his enemies to explode in a spray of blood by clapping his hands. -The Shire would be infested with bamboo and lotus blossoms. -Boromir would most likely have really hairy arms and long sideburns. And possibly a topknot. -All the swords would be curved. Anduril would be five-and-a-half feet long and would talk in the typical bad-atitude fashion. -Barad-Dur would be 20,000 feet tall and Sauron would be depicted casually slaying errant minions on all possible occasions. __________________ War is not the answer, War is the question and the answer is yes Quis ut Deus Last edited by Beleg Cuthalion; 03-11-2005 at 11:33 PM.

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