Song Parodies

[Nimrothiel]

This is a parody of a song that I'm sure hardly any of you know, but to any Trekkie fans out there, you are not alone.

Hobbit Trackin' to the tune of Star Trekkin' by The Firm

The Nazgul: “Hobbit Trackin’ across Middle-Earth
on our flying beasts,
under the Witch-King.
Hobbit Trackin' across Middle-Earth
Boldly going forward cause we gotta find that Ring.”

Number 5: “Seven, report.”

#7: “Theeeeeere's Rangers on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Rangers on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, King.”

Number 5: “Analysis, Number Six.”

#6: “It's… orcs King,
but not as we know them
not as we know them
not as we know them.
It's orcs King,
but not as we know them,
not as we know them, Primus*.”

#7: “There's Rangers on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Rangers on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, King.”

The Nazgul: “Hobbit Trackin' across Middle-Earth
on our flying beasts,
under the Witch-King.
Hobbit Trackin' across Middle-Earth
Boldly going forward, still can't find that Ring.”

(#6 and #9 crash into the Witch-King; #9 to #6: “Shut up, Six.”)

#9: “It's worse than that;
we’re lost, King
lost King.
It’s worse than that;
we’re lost, King,
lost King,
lost.”

Number 5: “Ring Wraith leader, the Witch-King.”

W.K.: “Ah! We’ve come to kill
hack ‘n slash,
hack ‘n slash.
We’ve come to kill,
hack ‘n slash,
hack ‘n slash, Wraiths.”

#9: “It's worse than that;
we’re lost, King
lost King.
It’s worse than that ;
we’re lost, King,
lost King,
lost.”

#6: “It's orcs King,
but not as we know them
not as we know them
not as we know them.
It's orcs King,
but not as we know them,
not as we know them, Primus.”

#7: “There's Rangers on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Rangers on the starboard bow,
stave them off, King!”

The Nazgul: “Hobbit Trackin' across Middle-Earth
on our flying beasts,
under the Witch-King.
Hobbit Trackin' across Middle-Earth
boldly going forward,
and things are getting worse!”

Number 5: “Entinrue**, Number Three.”

#3: “Ye cannah change the mind of Sauron,
mind of Sauron,
mind of Sauron.
Ye cannah change the mind of Sauron,
mind of Sauron, King!”

W.K.: “Ah! We’ve come to kill,
hack ‘n slash,
hack ‘n slash.
We’ve come to kill,
hack ‘n slash,
Three help me out!”

#9: “It's worse than that;
we’re lost, King
lost King.
It’s worse than that ;
we’re lost, King,
lost King,
lost!”

#6: “It's orcs King,
But not as we know them
not as we know them
not as we know them.
It's orcs King,
but not as we know them,
not as we know them, Primus.”

#7: “There's Rangers on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Rangers on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, King!”

#3: “Ye cannah ignore Sauron’s commands, Firsty!”

#9: “It’s simple breach of contract, King!”

W.K.: “King to Nazgul, Warp Factor Nine.”

#3: “Ach, if we push ‘em any harder they’ll collapse, King!”

*which they do; and sadly the Nazgul are destroyed in the Fires of Mount Doom*

The Nazgul: “Hobbit Trackin’ across Middle-Earth
on our flying beasts,
under the Witch-King.
Hobbit Trackin' across Middle-Earth
Boldly going forward cause we gotta find that Ring.”

*Repeat at a consistently higher pitch and fade*

*Masculine form of the Latin word for #1, or first.
**Not sure about this word, I couldn’t find a copy of the lyrics, and the only place I’ve heard this song is in a video on stonetrek.com; a clever mix of The Flintstones and Star Trek.