Defective Weapons Inc.

[The Perky Ent]

Well, I think don't think there's a thread like this, so I'll start one. This thread is dedicated to wondering what would happen to people if their weapons didn't work. Enjoy

Witch King: No man can kill me. Die now.

Merry: Die! *sword breaks* D'oh!

Eowyn: *dies*

Gondorians retreating from Osgiliath: Run away!!!

Gandalf: Let there be light! *no light* D'oh! Why did I pick Energizer®?

Frodo: Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!
*nothing happens*
Shelob: Sucker! Mwa ha ha!

King of the Dead: None but the King of Gondor may command me!

Aragorn: *parry* *Anduril breaks* Thanks a lot Elrond

Orc: I'm going to bleed you!

Sam trying to impale orc: *nothing happens*

Orc: *licks mouth* Yay! A two for one special

Sam: Can't we just work this out?

Orcs: Grond! Grond! Grond!

Trolls: Alley Oop!

*rope supports break* *Grond falls on the ground*

Pink Orc: You...you can fix that...right?

Get the idea. Cool! Have fun