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Atariel · 01-24-2003, 11:21 AM

a half eaten wafer of lembas, and some mini-palantir marbles. oh, and some valuable elven string.

Atariel · 01-24-2003, 11:22 AM

a half eaten wafer of lembas, and some mini-palantir marbles. oh, and some valuable elven string.

how many times did Gimli fall off his horse?

Lyra Greenleaf · 01-24-2003, 01:23 PM

every time they hit a road hump!
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how did Pippin meet Diamond?

mark12_30 · 01-24-2003, 01:30 PM

The Thain was tired of springing Pippin out of the Lockholes for his drinking sprees, so he finally sent Diamond to pay the fine.

********* When Pipin and Diamond got married, where did they settle down?

Diamond18 · 01-24-2003, 01:40 PM

The middle of Middle-earth, of course. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Seriously, though, they didn't settle down right away. They went on a long Honeymoon to Gondor, and on the way Pippin showed her all the places he'd had adventures. Even Moria.

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How and when did Merry meet Estella?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-24-2003, 02:14 PM

Funny story. They each met at a support centre for people with crippling gambling addictions.

Who was the real true King of Gondor in the War of the Ring?

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-24-2003, 08:59 PM

Why, Smeagol of course, by means of a dubious relationship between his Grandmother and Arathorn, while Arathorn was on an Eggs Sucking convention.

What can Athelas be used for?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-25-2003, 06:32 AM

It dissolves rock. It's what Saruman used at Helm's Deep, not gunpowder or sorcery.

How and when did Sam realise that he had a problem with alcohol?

Lyra Greenleaf · 01-25-2003, 07:44 AM

I think it was the day that he adressed Frodo as Gandalf, planted a sapling upside down and kissed the hat rack instead of Rosie when he got home!
"Oooh, I must stop importing that Miruvor!"
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Back to Pippin, what was his chat up line?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-25-2003, 05:21 PM

I have dealings with Gandalf. I can make you a star!

(Ok, I'll admit that wasn't great!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

How did Frodo manage to survive so long after being stabbed by the Ringwraith?

Isilmëiel · 01-25-2003, 05:37 PM

He said the magic words:
Twinkle twinkle little star
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How old is Bilbo really?

Iarwain · 01-25-2003, 07:10 PM

He's really only 45 at the end of LotR. He used his old looks to fool people into thinking that he had beaten the Old Took. Mean old Bilbo!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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What was Morgoth's real reason for stealing the Silmarils?

Mintyztwin · 01-25-2003, 07:48 PM

They were the absolute only thing that went with his evil dark lord outfit.

How did Morgoth escape whats-her-name . . . Ungoliant after she chomped down on his hand?

Isilmëiel · 01-25-2003, 08:20 PM

He escaped on his magical flying donkey named Fred the Smiteful.
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Where did Bombadil get his boots?

Iarwain · 01-25-2003, 08:48 PM

I got them off of Elrond when he was wandering through the woods in the second age. I gave some lilypads in exchange. Aren't my boots great!?!

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How did I (Tom Bombadil) meet Goldberry?

Mintyztwin · 01-26-2003, 12:50 AM

He took 'em off and was soaking his large, and smelly feet in the river, when Goldberry's ol' daddy popped up and yelled about him polluting his river-water. Well, Tom just rhymed back at him. Goldberry always did like rhyms. But her dad just yelled, "No more rhyming! I mean it! And get your stinking feet out of my water! This is inconceivable!!"

Bonus Question: What has Mintyztwin been watching recently? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

How did Tom meet old Man Willow?

Diamond18 · 01-26-2003, 12:55 AM

The Princess Bride!!! I got that for Christmas... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Anyway, Tom met old man Willow when he planted him in the ground. Of course, Tom is old you know! He knew that willow from seed to sapling to grumpy old tree.

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What did Sam think when he saw the Oliphaunt?

[ January 26, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Mintyztwin · 01-26-2003, 01:02 AM

"What on earth did Gollum do to my drink?!?!?!"

What DID nassssty ol' Gollum do to Sam's drink?

Diamond18 · 01-26-2003, 01:13 AM

Raw fish puree, bones and all. It's quite good, if you like that sort of thing. I'm sure Gollum was just trying to get on his good side, in his own clumsy sort of way.

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What did Frodo dream of in Tom Bombadil's house?

Mintyztwin · 01-26-2003, 01:18 AM

He dreamt . . . Nazgúl were racing for him, gaining on him! At last, they surrounded him! There was no where to turn! No one to save him! One turned and said, "Got a light?" Than he woke up . . .

How did Aragorn fight of the Nazgúl on Weathertop?

Hey Diamond, check out Sauron's Discount Rings in Mayhem - you'll like it! [No, this is not a link, I am not that intelligent.]

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-26-2003, 09:27 AM

By screaming "Gimme a kiss!"

What did Elrond think of Galadriel and Celeborn?

Lyra Greenleaf · 01-26-2003, 01:24 PM

I'm sorry, that's just a silly question! He hated Galadriel, she was his mother-in-law after all. He secretly laughed at Celeborn and called him hen-pecked. "You could tell who wore the trousers in that relationship, eh, Elladan my boy!"
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how did Bill escape the Wargs after they let him go outside Moria?

cannedpoatoe · 01-26-2003, 07:51 PM

He just walked by them, he'd been around Sam so long he really stunk!
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Why did Frodo get stabbed at Weathertop?

Isilmëiel · 01-26-2003, 08:00 PM

When he put on the Ring he saw that all the Ringwraiths were wearing tutus and bunny slippers, so they had to silence him.
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What is Aragorn's secret passion?

Davin · 01-26-2003, 09:00 PM

LEGO

Why was there a balrog living in Moria?

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-26-2003, 09:45 PM

Morgoth gave it to Durin's folk as a Christmas present - well, they were all the rage at the time and everyone had them. But they forgot that a Balrog is not just for Christmas ...

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Why did Gandalf choose Bilbo as the burglar for Thorin's Quest?

Diamond18 · 01-26-2003, 10:39 PM

Of all the hobbits in the Shire, Bilbo had the shiftiest eyes, and the nicest teeth, and a disconcerting manner of smirking in an unsettling way. He was just the sort for the job.

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What happened to the Silmaril that Maglor cast into the Sea?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-27-2003, 01:04 PM

Eaten by a fish. It caused mild stomach pains but hey! it was a pretty big fish so it could handle it.

What was the significance in the history of Middle-Earth of the Lonely Mountain?

Lyra Greenleaf · 01-27-2003, 01:10 PM

well, the problem was that the lonely mountain was REALLY mean and used to steal the other mountains toys, so they banished it. Its sad really. (sniff)
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where did Merry REALLY go when he left the Prancing Pony?

cannedpoatoe · 01-27-2003, 03:20 PM

He went to a tea party with his lovely teddy bear and susie doll. Why does Gandalf tell the hobbits to go to Bree?

Diamond18 · 01-27-2003, 04:36 PM

Because they make the best cheese there; a soft surface-ripened cheese with a whitish rind and a pale yellow interior. Yum.

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Who makes the best apple pie in all of Middle-earth, how was this determined, and by whom? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Greycloak · 01-27-2003, 05:30 PM

Samwise is by far and away the best at making apple pie... It was all that practice he got on Bill Ferny's face.

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What was Denethor's hobby?

Lyra Greenleaf · 01-28-2003, 01:22 PM

Denethor liked to do crochet, embroidery and knitting. This was why he was so touchy all the time, he was proving how manly he was really. Not like poncy elf...
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When Legolas and Gimli rode on a horse together, who started moaning first?

cannedpoatoe · 01-28-2003, 02:39 PM

Legolas of course, Gimli's ax kept poking him right in the butt!~~~~What was so bad about Moria?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-28-2003, 04:24 PM

The tourist board might claim to have ample parking space, but trust me on this one, don't drive to Moria. Its a nightmare.

Which member of the Fellowship did the Lothlorien community vote the most attractive?

Diamond18 · 01-28-2003, 05:25 PM

Pippin, of course. Really, need you ask? Gimli was a close runner up, though.

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What happened at the Battle of Five Armies?

cannedpoatoe · 01-28-2003, 06:10 PM

A tornado came through, knocked out almost everyone.~~~~~~~~~~Why was it was so important to get rid of the ring?

Orual · 01-28-2003, 10:04 PM

Oh my goodness, do you really have to ask? Gold is so tacky! It was an abomination! It had to be dealt with, and the only suitable way was doing away with it com-plete-ly. /shudders/
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What does hi-Akallabeth translate to?

Lyra Greenleaf · 01-29-2003, 01:56 PM

Middle Earth Used Car Salesmen. Dont trust them!
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Haldir and legolas: Who had the hairstyle first?

cannedpoatoe · 01-29-2003, 03:17 PM

whoever's is longest. Why is there never an elf with a beard?

01-24-2003, 11:21 AM	#1041
Atariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Valimar Posts: 68	a half eaten wafer of lembas, and some mini-palantir marbles. oh, and some valuable elven string. __________________ Nai tiruvantel, ar varyuvantel i valar tielyanna nu vilya

01-24-2003, 11:22 AM	#1042
Atariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Valimar Posts: 68	a half eaten wafer of lembas, and some mini-palantir marbles. oh, and some valuable elven string. how many times did Gimli fall off his horse? __________________ Nai tiruvantel, ar varyuvantel i valar tielyanna nu vilya

01-24-2003, 01:23 PM	#1043
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	every time they hit a road hump! --------------- how did Pippin meet Diamond? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

01-24-2003, 01:30 PM	#1044
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	The Thain was tired of springing Pippin out of the Lockholes for his drinking sprees, so he finally sent Diamond to pay the fine. ********* When Pipin and Diamond got married, where did they settle down? __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

01-24-2003, 01:40 PM	#1045
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	The middle of Middle-earth, of course. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Seriously, though, they didn't settle down right away. They went on a long Honeymoon to Gondor, and on the way Pippin showed her all the places he'd had adventures. Even Moria. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How and when did Merry meet Estella? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-24-2003, 02:14 PM	#1046
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Funny story. They each met at a support centre for people with crippling gambling addictions. Who was the real true King of Gondor in the War of the Ring? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-24-2003, 08:59 PM	#1047
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Why, Smeagol of course, by means of a dubious relationship between his Grandmother and Arathorn, while Arathorn was on an Eggs Sucking convention. What can Athelas be used for? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-25-2003, 06:32 AM	#1048
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	It dissolves rock. It's what Saruman used at Helm's Deep, not gunpowder or sorcery. How and when did Sam realise that he had a problem with alcohol? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-25-2003, 07:44 AM	#1049
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	I think it was the day that he adressed Frodo as Gandalf, planted a sapling upside down and kissed the hat rack instead of Rosie when he got home! "Oooh, I must stop importing that Miruvor!" ----------------- Back to Pippin, what was his chat up line? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

01-25-2003, 05:21 PM	#1050
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I have dealings with Gandalf. I can make you a star! (Ok, I'll admit that wasn't great! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] How did Frodo manage to survive so long after being stabbed by the Ringwraith? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-25-2003, 05:37 PM	#1051
Isilmëiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: wandering about... Posts: 33	He said the magic words: Twinkle twinkle little star ***** How old is Bilbo really? __________________ I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. ~Graffito

01-25-2003, 07:10 PM	#1052
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	He's really only 45 at the end of LotR. He used his old looks to fool people into thinking that he had beaten the Old Took. Mean old Bilbo!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ++++++++++++++======+++++++++++++ What was Morgoth's real reason for stealing the Silmarils? __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

01-25-2003, 07:48 PM	#1053
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	They were the absolute only thing that went with his evil dark lord outfit. How did Morgoth escape whats-her-name . . . Ungoliant after she chomped down on his hand? __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

01-25-2003, 08:20 PM	#1054
Isilmëiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: wandering about... Posts: 33	He escaped on his magical flying donkey named Fred the Smiteful. ******** Where did Bombadil get his boots? __________________ I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. ~Graffito

01-25-2003, 08:48 PM	#1055
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	I got them off of Elrond when he was wandering through the woods in the second age. I gave some lilypads in exchange. Aren't my boots great!?! ###################################### How did I (Tom Bombadil) meet Goldberry? __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

01-26-2003, 12:50 AM	#1056
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	He took 'em off and was soaking his large, and smelly feet in the river, when Goldberry's ol' daddy popped up and yelled about him polluting his river-water. Well, Tom just rhymed back at him. Goldberry always did like rhyms. But her dad just yelled, "No more rhyming! I mean it! And get your stinking feet out of my water! This is inconceivable!!" Bonus Question: What has Mintyztwin been watching recently? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] How did Tom meet old Man Willow? __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

01-26-2003, 12:55 AM	#1057
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	The Princess Bride!!! I got that for Christmas... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Anyway, Tom met old man Willow when he planted him in the ground. Of course, Tom is old you know! He knew that willow from seed to sapling to grumpy old tree. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did Sam think when he saw the Oliphaunt? [ January 26, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-26-2003, 01:02 AM	#1058
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	"What on earth did Gollum do to my drink?!?!?!" What DID nassssty ol' Gollum do to Sam's drink? __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

01-26-2003, 01:13 AM	#1059
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Raw fish puree, bones and all. It's quite good, if you like that sort of thing. I'm sure Gollum was just trying to get on his good side, in his own clumsy sort of way. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did Frodo dream of in Tom Bombadil's house? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-26-2003, 01:18 AM	#1060
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	He dreamt . . . Nazgúl were racing for him, gaining on him! At last, they surrounded him! There was no where to turn! No one to save him! One turned and said, "Got a light?" Than he woke up . . . How did Aragorn fight of the Nazgúl on Weathertop? Hey Diamond, check out Sauron's Discount Rings in Mayhem - you'll like it! [No, this is not a link, I am not that intelligent.] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

01-26-2003, 09:27 AM	#1061
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	By screaming "Gimme a kiss!" What did Elrond think of Galadriel and Celeborn? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-26-2003, 01:24 PM	#1062
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	I'm sorry, that's just a silly question! He hated Galadriel, she was his mother-in-law after all. He secretly laughed at Celeborn and called him hen-pecked. "You could tell who wore the trousers in that relationship, eh, Elladan my boy!" ------------------------ how did Bill escape the Wargs after they let him go outside Moria? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

01-26-2003, 07:51 PM	#1063
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	He just walked by them, he'd been around Sam so long he really stunk! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Frodo get stabbed at Weathertop? __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

01-26-2003, 08:00 PM	#1064
Isilmëiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: wandering about... Posts: 33	When he put on the Ring he saw that all the Ringwraiths were wearing tutus and bunny slippers, so they had to silence him. ********************************* What is Aragorn's secret passion? __________________ I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. ~Graffito

01-26-2003, 09:00 PM	#1065
Davin Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 166	LEGO Why was there a balrog living in Moria? __________________ So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. »»The Telmena««

01-26-2003, 09:45 PM	#1066
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Morgoth gave it to Durin's folk as a Christmas present - well, they were all the rage at the time and everyone had them. But they forgot that a Balrog is not just for Christmas ... ---------------------------------- Why did Gandalf choose Bilbo as the burglar for Thorin's Quest? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-26-2003, 10:39 PM	#1067
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Of all the hobbits in the Shire, Bilbo had the shiftiest eyes, and the nicest teeth, and a disconcerting manner of smirking in an unsettling way. He was just the sort for the job. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happened to the Silmaril that Maglor cast into the Sea? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-27-2003, 01:04 PM	#1068
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eaten by a fish. It caused mild stomach pains but hey! it was a pretty big fish so it could handle it. What was the significance in the history of Middle-Earth of the Lonely Mountain? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-27-2003, 01:10 PM	#1069
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	well, the problem was that the lonely mountain was REALLY mean and used to steal the other mountains toys, so they banished it. Its sad really. (sniff) -------------------- where did Merry REALLY go when he left the Prancing Pony? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

01-27-2003, 03:20 PM	#1070
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	He went to a tea party with his lovely teddy bear and susie doll. Why does Gandalf tell the hobbits to go to Bree? __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

01-27-2003, 04:36 PM	#1071
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Because they make the best cheese there; a soft surface-ripened cheese with a whitish rind and a pale yellow interior. Yum. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who makes the best apple pie in all of Middle-earth, how was this determined, and by whom? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-27-2003, 05:30 PM	#1072
Greycloak Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 28	Samwise is by far and away the best at making apple pie... It was all that practice he got on Bill Ferny's face. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What was Denethor's hobby?

01-28-2003, 01:22 PM	#1073
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	Denethor liked to do crochet, embroidery and knitting. This was why he was so touchy all the time, he was proving how manly he was really. Not like poncy elf... --------------------- When Legolas and Gimli rode on a horse together, who started moaning first? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

01-28-2003, 02:39 PM	#1074
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Legolas of course, Gimli's ax kept poking him right in the butt!~~~~What was so bad about Moria? __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

01-28-2003, 04:24 PM	#1075
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The tourist board might claim to have ample parking space, but trust me on this one, don't drive to Moria. Its a nightmare. Which member of the Fellowship did the Lothlorien community vote the most attractive? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond