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HerenIstarion · 10-11-2002, 07:23 AM

Because Valar were unwilling to paint Sauron green
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Why was Gandalf's nose crooked?

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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-11-2002, 07:48 AM

It was an old rugby injury

What was unusual about Túrin's helm?

Eruhen · 10-11-2002, 10:07 AM

It was bright chartruese and magenta, and covered with purple and yellow flowers.

Why did Frodo become known as Frodo of the Nine Fingers?

hobbitlass · 10-11-2002, 10:49 AM

To show true loyalty to the quest, the Fellowship members had to chop a finger off and Frodo wore them around his neck along with the ring.
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What was Luthien REALLY doing when Beren first saw her?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-11-2002, 12:34 PM

Playing crazy golf.

For what is Gimli's father known?

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Susan Delgado · 10-11-2002, 01:11 PM

He'll do anything for a dare.

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What were the Green Elves of Mirkwood doing when the Dawarves stumbled upon their midnight gathering?

Nevfeniel · 10-11-2002, 01:32 PM

They were telling ghost stories about 14 small creatures sneaking up on a group of unsuspecting elves and eating all their food, which is why the elves jumped up and left so quickly.
..::Where did Gandalf really intend to send Bilbo and the dwarves to?::..

TolkienGurl · 10-11-2002, 02:04 PM

The grocery store to pick up some more kleenex. (I don't know either [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )

Why did the orcs attack Helm's Deep?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-11-2002, 02:23 PM

Because the Rohirrim were hoarding all of the cocktail onions.

What was the name of the first Steward of Gondor?

gralin musicteeth · 10-11-2002, 02:53 PM

Hector the Collector.

what does J.R.R. stand for?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-11-2002, 07:24 PM

Jugged Rabbit Rules

Where is Caras Galadhon?

gralin musicteeth · 10-11-2002, 07:46 PM

down the road a piece, first right on your left. or is it first left on your right? well go on down that way for about half a mile and turn next to the big red chicken coop. or is it the green buffalo wallow? anyway, it's over there.

What the hell is up between Tom and Goldberry?

HerenIstarion · 10-12-2002, 12:26 AM

Joint Stock Society "Lily of the Valley" trading lilies. Tom is Head of board of directors, and Goldberry is sales manager
They were trying to fool 4 hobbits into bying some, but when failed, sent them of to the barrows (Tom then repented and got them out)

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Why Legolas should have been beware of gulls?

Susan Delgado · 10-12-2002, 01:46 AM

Has anyone seen that one Far Side, where the caption says, "How birds see the world", and everything in the picture has targets on top?
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What's over the sea West of Middle Earth?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 10-12-2002, 02:01 AM

Middle Earth's local Quicki-Mart!

Why was Boromir given a "river burial" (if there's such a thing [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ) instead of the everyday hole in the ground sort?

gralin musicteeth · 10-12-2002, 08:02 AM

Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn didn't want to go west to the quicki-mart to buy shovels.

why did Denethor cremate himself?

Phoenix Solitude · 10-12-2002, 08:21 AM

He was actually trying to roast a pop tart, but got caught in the fire...
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Which fellowship members kept a diary?

Aylwen Dreamsong · 10-12-2002, 09:02 AM

Duh! Gandalf, to deal with his bipolar mental problems! Doctors orders!

How old was Pippin when he started smoking weed?

gralin musicteeth · 10-13-2002, 09:59 AM

6. it's medical.

Why did Galadriel give Sam a box of dirt?

Halbereth Diagona · 10-13-2002, 10:15 AM

>medical, whatever<
Because she was a SCROOGE!!!
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What is Gandalf's real name?

Elven Mistress · 10-13-2002, 01:05 PM

He doesn't have a real name

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What is Sam's favourite food??

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-13-2002, 01:43 PM

Microwave Lasagne.

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Who is "The King of the Golden Hall"?

gralin musicteeth · 10-13-2002, 01:45 PM

Superfries and McEarwigs (i know it's gross)

why did Smeagol kill Deagol?

Susan Delgado · 10-13-2002, 01:55 PM

Deagol was the King of the Golden Hall, an d Smeagol was the heir. SMeagol got tired of waiting for Deagol to die naturally, so he bumped him off for his throne.
(Two in one there [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img])

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Why are the Rohirrim so into horses?

Elven Mistress · 10-13-2002, 03:09 PM

They figured they are so much easier to work with than Oliphants

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What was the fellowship's favourite place that they visited on the quest?

Aylwen Dreamsong · 10-13-2002, 03:51 PM

They talk about Moria all the time. The sun, the beach, Legolas was in heaven!

:::Who did Legolas REALLY marry?:::

Nevfeniel · 10-13-2002, 04:14 PM

He ressurected Primula Brandybuck, Frodo's mother, and married her. Frodo was furious that Legolas left Drogo alone.
..::What did Tom Bombadil save Merry and Pippin from in the Old Forest?::..

Elven Mistress · 10-13-2002, 04:31 PM

A tray of *very* old spinach...

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What did they learn at Hobbit Schools?

gralin musicteeth · 10-13-2002, 07:52 PM

How to make balloon animals out of spam.

why are ents so slow?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-14-2002, 05:58 AM

Because the main ingredient of Ent draughts is Valium.
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Where did Aragorn find a replacement for the deceased White Tree?

Birdland · 10-14-2002, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Where did Aragorn find a replacement for the deceased White Tree?

Well...actually...he didn't. You see, Gandalf the White wasn't going to need that white staff of his anymore, what with going back to Valinor and all. A few Elven-Made paper leaves and nobody knew the difference.

Hey, it made the Common Folk happy; and if it clinched the deal, as far as being King went, what's the harm?

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Why did Eowyn dislike Wormtongue?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-14-2002, 06:53 AM

Because he spurned her amorous advances, of course. Hell hath no fury and so forth.

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Remaining on the subject of Wormtongue: what was his somewhat ill-advised choice of missile?

Birdland · 10-14-2002, 08:31 AM

Well, the first things he hurled were the insults:

Wormtongue: You don't frighten us, Dúnedain pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Elessar-king, you and your silly Rohan K...kaniggets.

Next, of course, came the cow...

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However did Gimli find Pippin after the last battle?

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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-14-2002, 08:58 AM

He sent a message over the public-address system telling Pippin to meet him at the refreshment tent. They enjoyed a companionable beer and a pickled egg, then went to the fell-beast roast that Legolas was organising.

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What was the oath that had been broken by the Dead Men of Dunharrow?

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Eruhen · 10-14-2002, 09:46 AM

To always come whenever the King of Gondor had a kegger, even if no one else came. They all suddenly went sober and so they broke their oath on the next weekend.

Who destoys the Ring and where does he/she/it destroy it at?

Nevfeniel · 10-14-2002, 09:58 AM

Pippin. He was holding it for Frodo while in Moria, and when he threw the "stone" down the well, he was actually ridding himself of the temptation of the ring by dropping it on the balrog's head, and it was lost forever, cuz everyone knows that balrogs never wash their hair. . .
..::Why didn't Elrond want Merry and Pippin to go on the quest with Frodo & co.?::..

[ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Halbereth Diagona · 10-14-2002, 10:39 AM

Cos he wanted to go himself and GIMLI was bad enough.
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How did Frodo get the ring?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-14-2002, 12:58 PM

It was the novelty in a Christmas cracker.
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How many Ents were killed in the storming of Isengard?

Aramacil · 10-14-2002, 01:08 PM

Every ent was killed exept Treebeard, he was the only one that could escape the woodworm released by Saruman

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why did Gandalf had a beard?

Elven Mistress · 10-14-2002, 01:48 PM

He thought it was the only other thing he could do, since he couldn't seem to grow hair on his feet...

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What is a hobbit's favourite thing to do?

10-11-2002, 07:23 AM	#401
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Because Valar were unwilling to paint Sauron green ====================================== Why was Gandalf's nose crooked? [ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: HerenIstarion ] __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-11-2002, 07:48 AM	#402
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	It was an old rugby injury What was unusual about Túrin's helm? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-11-2002, 10:07 AM	#403
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	It was bright chartruese and magenta, and covered with purple and yellow flowers. Why did Frodo become known as Frodo of the Nine Fingers? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

10-11-2002, 10:49 AM	#404
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	To show true loyalty to the quest, the Fellowship members had to chop a finger off and Frodo wore them around his neck along with the ring. ********************************************* What was Luthien REALLY doing when Beren first saw her? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-11-2002, 12:34 PM	#405
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Playing crazy golf. For what is Gimli's father known? [ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-11-2002, 01:11 PM	#406
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	He'll do anything for a dare. -------------------------- What were the Green Elves of Mirkwood doing when the Dawarves stumbled upon their midnight gathering? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

10-11-2002, 01:32 PM	#407
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	They were telling ghost stories about 14 small creatures sneaking up on a group of unsuspecting elves and eating all their food, which is why the elves jumped up and left so quickly. ..::Where did Gandalf really intend to send Bilbo and the dwarves to?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-11-2002, 02:04 PM	#408
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	The grocery store to pick up some more kleenex. (I don't know either [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) Why did the orcs attack Helm's Deep? __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

10-11-2002, 02:23 PM	#409
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Because the Rohirrim were hoarding all of the cocktail onions. What was the name of the first Steward of Gondor? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-11-2002, 02:53 PM	#410
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Hector the Collector. what does J.R.R. stand for? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-11-2002, 07:24 PM	#411
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Jugged Rabbit Rules Where is Caras Galadhon? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-11-2002, 07:46 PM	#412
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	down the road a piece, first right on your left. or is it first left on your right? well go on down that way for about half a mile and turn next to the big red chicken coop. or is it the green buffalo wallow? anyway, it's over there. What the hell is up between Tom and Goldberry? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-12-2002, 12:26 AM	#413
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Joint Stock Society "Lily of the Valley" trading lilies. Tom is Head of board of directors, and Goldberry is sales manager They were trying to fool 4 hobbits into bying some, but when failed, sent them of to the barrows (Tom then repented and got them out) ======================================== Why Legolas should have been beware of gulls? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-12-2002, 01:46 AM	#414
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	Has anyone seen that one Far Side, where the caption says, "How birds see the world", and everything in the picture has targets on top? -------------------------- What's over the sea West of Middle Earth? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

10-12-2002, 02:01 AM	#415
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	Middle Earth's local Quicki-Mart! Why was Boromir given a "river burial" (if there's such a thing [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ) instead of the everyday hole in the ground sort? __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

10-12-2002, 08:02 AM	#416
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn didn't want to go west to the quicki-mart to buy shovels. why did Denethor cremate himself? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-12-2002, 08:21 AM	#417
Phoenix Solitude Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Mirkwood Palace library, with my mates. Posts: 44	He was actually trying to roast a pop tart, but got caught in the fire... ******************************** Which fellowship members kept a diary? __________________ If nature made you a giver, you are born with your hands and heart open, and though your hands may sometimes be empty, your heart is always full, and you can give things out of that.

10-12-2002, 09:02 AM	#418
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	Duh! Gandalf, to deal with his bipolar mental problems! Doctors orders! How old was Pippin when he started smoking weed? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

10-13-2002, 09:59 AM	#419
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	6. it's medical. Why did Galadriel give Sam a box of dirt? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-13-2002, 10:15 AM	#420
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	>medical, whatever< Because she was a SCROOGE!!! *** What is Gandalf's real** name? __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

10-13-2002, 01:05 PM	#421
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	He doesn't have a real name ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is Sam's favourite food?? __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

10-13-2002, 01:43 PM	#422
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Microwave Lasagne. ----------------- Who is "The King of the Golden Hall"? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-13-2002, 01:45 PM	#423
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Superfries and McEarwigs (i know it's gross) why did Smeagol kill Deagol? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-13-2002, 01:55 PM	#424
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	Deagol was the King of the Golden Hall, an d Smeagol was the heir. SMeagol got tired of waiting for Deagol to die naturally, so he bumped him off for his throne. (Two in one there [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]) ---------------------------------- Why are the Rohirrim so into horses? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

10-13-2002, 03:09 PM	#425
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	They figured they are so much easier to work with than Oliphants ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was the fellowship's favourite place that they visited on the quest? __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

10-13-2002, 03:51 PM	#426
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	They talk about Moria all the time. The sun, the beach, Legolas was in heaven! :::Who did Legolas REALLY marry?::: __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

10-13-2002, 04:14 PM	#427
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	He ressurected Primula Brandybuck, Frodo's mother, and married her. Frodo was furious that Legolas left Drogo alone. ..::What did Tom Bombadil save Merry and Pippin from in the Old Forest?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-13-2002, 04:31 PM	#428
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	A tray of very old spinach... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did they learn at Hobbit Schools? __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

10-13-2002, 07:52 PM	#429
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	How to make balloon animals out of spam. why are ents so slow? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-14-2002, 05:58 AM	#430
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Because the main ingredient of Ent draughts is Valium. -------------------------------- Where did Aragorn find a replacement for the deceased White Tree? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-14-2002, 06:53 AM	#432
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Because he spurned her amorous advances, of course. Hell hath no fury and so forth. -------------------------------------- Remaining on the subject of Wormtongue: what was his somewhat ill-advised choice of missile? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-14-2002, 08:31 AM	#433
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	Well, the first things he hurled were the insults: Wormtongue: You don't frighten us, Dúnedain pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Elessar-king, you and your silly Rohan K...kaniggets. Next, of course, came the cow... ************** However did Gimli find Pippin after the last battle? [ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Birdland ]

10-14-2002, 08:58 AM	#434
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	He sent a message over the public-address system telling Pippin to meet him at the refreshment tent. They enjoyed a companionable beer and a pickled egg, then went to the fell-beast roast that Legolas was organising. ---------------------------------------- What was the oath that had been broken by the Dead Men of Dunharrow? [ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-14-2002, 09:46 AM	#435
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	To always come whenever the King of Gondor had a kegger, even if no one else came. They all suddenly went sober and so they broke their oath on the next weekend. Who destoys the Ring and where does he/she/it destroy it at? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

10-14-2002, 09:58 AM	#436
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Pippin. He was holding it for Frodo while in Moria, and when he threw the "stone" down the well, he was actually ridding himself of the temptation of the ring by dropping it on the balrog's head, and it was lost forever, cuz everyone knows that balrogs never wash their hair. . . ..::Why didn't Elrond want Merry and Pippin to go on the quest with Frodo & co.?::.. [ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.