Qs and As for TLOTR but I only want WRONG answers - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Catherine · 07-14-2002, 06:14 PM

There was a topic like this and I am starting it over. I give the first Q and the next person gives me a wrong A and the next Q.
The first question is:
Why is Aragorn sometimes called Strider?

suicidal elf chick · 07-15-2002, 01:12 AM

Hi, and it said you only wanted wrong answers, so here'smy wrong guess. Is it because he walked a lot? And my question is this: Where does Gandalf make a comeback?

[ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ]

Brinniel · 07-15-2002, 01:26 AM

After the ring is destroyed and in Mordor. "Hey, what's going on? Where's Sauron? Don't tell me he went on vacation AGAIN!"
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How did wizards entertain themselves?

Liriodendron · 07-15-2002, 06:29 AM

They loved to play "Candyland", over and over again.

Why did Merry and Pippen go on the quest?

Nevfeniel · 07-15-2002, 06:33 AM

Quest? They're already on a quest. A quest to get their swamp back! (You won't get it unless you've seen Shrek)
..::How did Gandalf survive the fall with the balrog?::..

[ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Catherine · 07-15-2002, 12:09 PM

He bribes him with money.

Question:Where does Elrond live?

Brinniel · 07-15-2002, 01:18 PM

At the North Pole. (His grandfather is Santa Claus, you know)
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How many languages do Elves speak? What are they?

Salix · 07-15-2002, 02:29 PM

They speak 1486161 different launguages and i'm not listing them off. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Liriodendron · 07-15-2002, 05:55 PM

Are you going to ask a question, Salix? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Brinniel · 07-15-2002, 05:58 PM

Liriodendron- I think you can go ahead and ask a question if you'd like to.

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 07-15-2002, 10:47 PM

Anyone can go ahead in these threads if they're stopped up.
Why do hobbits eatso much?

Brinniel · 07-16-2002, 12:27 AM

Hobbits eat too much?! Where did you get THAT from, because it's a complete myth! It's the ELVES that eat too much! They're in denial, but they are addicted to food! Before he left Rivendell, Legolas smuggled in a chocolate bar, but unfortunately Pippin saw him do it and stole it when Legolas was busy fighting the troll in Moria.
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What did Eowyn do when Aragorn refused to let her come with him and the others to the Paths of the Dead?

Liriodendron · 07-16-2002, 06:19 AM

First she cried, then she drew a picture of him and put it on her dart board, then she drank too much Dwarvish Ale and smoked pipeweed, finally, she went to bed for two days. Hmmmmp!

Which Fellowship member did Galadriel have the most trouble selecting a gift for?

Catherine · 07-16-2002, 08:44 AM

Frodo, because he was to picky

Question:What is Pippins favorite food?

Brinniel · 07-16-2002, 04:16 PM

I don't think anyone knows the answer to that, really. Pippin is such a picky eater that for all we know, he doesn't like anything!
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How did the One Ring come to Bilbo?

Nevfeniel · 07-16-2002, 05:07 PM

Well, Bilbo had a girlfriend that he wanted to marry, but he didn't have enough money to buy her a wedding ring, so he stole one, and it just happened to be a ring of power.
..::How old was Bilbo when he left with the dwarves?::..
P.S. Stealing is bad. Don't pull a Bilbo, now. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ July 16, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Liriodendron · 07-16-2002, 07:01 PM

28, an age of special significance to hobbits. At 28, you may purchase pipeweed, drink fermented beverages,and "style" your foot hair. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

What was Boromir's opinion of Elrond?

Brinniel · 07-16-2002, 07:16 PM

He thought Elrond was a complete snob!
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Why was Sauron so evil?

Nevfeniel · 07-16-2002, 08:18 PM

He had a hangnail and it hurt soooo bad, that he took it out on everyone. (Yes, I know, it wasn't funny, but it was the best I could come up with)
..::Why was Peregrin called "Pippin"?::..

Brinniel · 07-16-2002, 09:33 PM

It is short for Peeping Pippin and he got that name from Merry, who thought the nickname was completely hilarious. (Pippin got his revenge by giving him the nickname Merry.)
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How did Gollum help destroy the ring?

Catherine · 07-17-2002, 10:27 AM

He broke it in half by chewing on it.

Question:What is Merry mainly known for?

Brinniel · 07-17-2002, 12:28 PM

He set off a world record for blowing the biggest bubble with his gum.
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Who is the least intellegent person in the fellowship and why?

Pallando · 07-17-2002, 02:43 PM

Frodo, cuz he bore the ring!

~Can Balrogs fly?~ [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Try that one on for size!
**LMSAO**
[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Brinniel · 07-17-2002, 03:06 PM

No. Whoever told you that monkeys could fly was wrong!
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What was Frodo's gift from Galadriel and how did it become useful?

Pallando · 07-17-2002, 03:12 PM

MONKEYS????? WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MONKEYS? erg...

(My answer is gonna be weird.)
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A microphone. He used it to sing to the forces of the DL. (He had a VERY bad singing voice. Much worse than BS'!) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Brinniel · 07-17-2002, 03:20 PM

Didn't you know that a balrog is a type of monkey? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

You forgot to ask a question!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Brinniel · 07-17-2002, 07:30 PM

Alright, I'll ask one then.

Who did the hobbits run into in the Old Forest?

Liriodendron · 07-17-2002, 08:12 PM

Groucho, the crabby wizard! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] He gave them a stern lecture for being such gooseheads, Then intentionaly directed them towards Old Man Willow. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

What did Sam think was the most valuable thing in his backpack?

[ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Liriodendron ]

Brinniel · 07-17-2002, 09:15 PM

His scissors that he used to trim his foot hair.
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What happened to the Nazgul after the ring was destroyed?

Catherine · 07-18-2002, 02:50 PM

He became a nice human.

Question:Who is the least importand member of the fellowship?(even though they all are important)

Pallando · 07-18-2002, 03:45 PM

Frodo.
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Who were the last two Istari?

Nevfeniel · 07-18-2002, 05:30 PM

My parents.
..::Why did hobbits have hairy feet? And for that matter, why were they so short?::..

Pallando · 07-18-2002, 05:47 PM

They smoked too much pipeweed.
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What was Gollum before he got the Ring?

Brinniel · 07-18-2002, 09:30 PM

An Elvish nerd. (He liked to read a lot.)
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Did Boromir really die? If not, what happened to him?

Pallando · 07-19-2002, 01:19 PM

No, he was enslaved by the Dark Lord. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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What happened to Sauron after the Ring was distroyed?

Rosa_Baggins · 07-19-2002, 02:37 PM

He started up a beauty salon.
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Why didnt Aragorn ever wash his hair?

Rosa_Baggins · 07-19-2002, 02:38 PM

sorry if wasn't surpposed to pos a question but its to TEMPTING!!lol
love
Rosa

gollum*elf*pup · 07-19-2002, 02:52 PM

cause he was afraid of water
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how many people were in the fellowship?

Pallando · 07-19-2002, 04:11 PM

10,000. But we were only told of 9. ("Not without ten-thousand men could you do this" ~Boromir: Council of Elrond)

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What happened to the Ithryn Luin (Pallando and Alatar)?

Brinniel · 07-19-2002, 09:16 PM

They went to the mall (there was a big sale) and never returned.
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What was Sam's gift from Galadriel and what did he do with it?

07-14-2002, 06:14 PM	#1
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Qs and As for TLOTR but I only want WRONG answers There was a topic like this and I am starting it over. I give the first Q and the next person gives me a wrong A and the next Q. The first question is: Why is Aragorn sometimes called Strider? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-15-2002, 01:12 AM	#2
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	Hi, and it said you only wanted wrong answers, so here'smy wrong guess. Is it because he walked a lot? And my question is this: Where does Gandalf make a comeback? [ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ] __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

07-15-2002, 01:26 AM	#3
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	After the ring is destroyed and in Mordor. "Hey, what's going on? Where's Sauron? Don't tell me he went on vacation AGAIN!" ******************************************** How did wizards entertain themselves? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-15-2002, 06:29 AM	#4
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	They loved to play "Candyland", over and over again. Why did Merry and Pippen go on the quest? __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

07-15-2002, 06:33 AM	#5
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Quest? They're already on a quest. A quest to get their swamp back! (You won't get it unless you've seen Shrek) ..::How did Gandalf survive the fall with the balrog?::.. [ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-15-2002, 12:09 PM	#6
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	He bribes him with money. Question:Where does Elrond live? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-15-2002, 01:18 PM	#7
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	At the North Pole. (His grandfather is Santa Claus, you know) ******************************************* How many languages do Elves speak? What are they? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-15-2002, 02:29 PM	#8
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	They speak 1486161 different launguages and i'm not listing them off. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

07-15-2002, 05:55 PM	#9
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	Are you going to ask a question, Salix? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

07-15-2002, 05:58 PM	#10
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Liriodendron- I think you can go ahead and ask a question if you'd like to. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-15-2002, 10:47 PM	#11
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Anyone can go ahead in these threads if they're stopped up. Why do hobbits eatso much? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

07-16-2002, 12:27 AM	#12
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Hobbits eat too much?! Where did you get THAT from, because it's a complete myth! It's the ELVES that eat too much! They're in denial, but they are addicted to food! Before he left Rivendell, Legolas smuggled in a chocolate bar, but unfortunately Pippin saw him do it and stole it when Legolas was busy fighting the troll in Moria. ********************************************* What did Eowyn do when Aragorn refused to let her come with him and the others to the Paths of the Dead? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-16-2002, 06:19 AM	#13
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	First she cried, then she drew a picture of him and put it on her dart board, then she drank too much Dwarvish Ale and smoked pipeweed, finally, she went to bed for two days. Hmmmmp! Which Fellowship member did Galadriel have the most trouble selecting a gift for? __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

07-16-2002, 08:44 AM	#14
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Frodo, because he was to picky Question:What is Pippins favorite food? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-16-2002, 04:16 PM	#15
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	I don't think anyone knows the answer to that, really. Pippin is such a picky eater that for all we know, he doesn't like anything! ******************************************** How did the One Ring come to Bilbo? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-16-2002, 05:07 PM	#16
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Well, Bilbo had a girlfriend that he wanted to marry, but he didn't have enough money to buy her a wedding ring, so he stole one, and it just happened to be a ring of power. ..::How old was Bilbo when he left with the dwarves?::.. P.S. Stealing is bad. Don't pull a Bilbo, now. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ July 16, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-16-2002, 07:01 PM	#17
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	28, an age of special significance to hobbits. At 28, you may purchase pipeweed, drink fermented beverages,and "style" your foot hair. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] What was Boromir's opinion of Elrond? __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

07-16-2002, 07:16 PM	#18
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	He thought Elrond was a complete snob! ******************************************** Why was Sauron so evil? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-16-2002, 08:18 PM	#19
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	He had a hangnail and it hurt soooo bad, that he took it out on everyone. (Yes, I know, it wasn't funny, but it was the best I could come up with) ..::Why was Peregrin called "Pippin"?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-16-2002, 09:33 PM	#20
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	It is short for Peeping Pippin and he got that name from Merry, who thought the nickname was completely hilarious. (Pippin got his revenge by giving him the nickname Merry.) ******************************************** How did Gollum help destroy the ring? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-17-2002, 10:27 AM	#21
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	He broke it in half by chewing on it. Question:What is Merry mainly known for? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-17-2002, 12:28 PM	#22
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	He set off a world record for blowing the biggest bubble with his gum. ********************************************* Who is the least intellegent person in the fellowship and why? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-17-2002, 02:43 PM	#23
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	Frodo, cuz he bore the ring! ~Can Balrogs fly?~ [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Try that one on for size! LMSAO [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

07-17-2002, 03:06 PM	#24
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	No. Whoever told you that monkeys could fly was wrong! ******************************************** What was Frodo's gift from Galadriel and how did it become useful? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-17-2002, 03:12 PM	#25
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	MONKEYS????? WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MONKEYS? erg... (My answer is gonna be weird.) ~~~~ A microphone. He used it to sing to the forces of the DL. (He had a VERY bad singing voice. Much worse than BS'!) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

07-17-2002, 03:20 PM	#26
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Didn't you know that a balrog is a type of monkey? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] You forgot to ask a question!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-17-2002, 07:30 PM	#27
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Alright, I'll ask one then. Who did the hobbits run into in the Old Forest? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-17-2002, 08:12 PM	#28
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	Groucho, the crabby wizard! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] He gave them a stern lecture for being such gooseheads, Then intentionaly directed them towards Old Man Willow. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] What did Sam think was the most valuable thing in his backpack? [ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Liriodendron ] __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

07-17-2002, 09:15 PM	#29
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	His scissors that he used to trim his foot hair. ******************************************** What happened to the Nazgul after the ring was destroyed? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-18-2002, 02:50 PM	#30
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	He became a nice human. Question:Who is the least importand member of the fellowship?(even though they all are important) __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-18-2002, 03:45 PM	#31
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	Frodo. ~~~~~~ Who were the last two Istari?

07-18-2002, 05:30 PM	#32
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	My parents. ..::Why did hobbits have hairy feet? And for that matter, why were they so short?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-18-2002, 05:47 PM	#33
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	They smoked too much pipeweed. ~~~~ What was Gollum before he got the Ring?

07-18-2002, 09:30 PM	#34
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	An Elvish nerd. (He liked to read a lot.) ******************************************* Did Boromir really die? If not, what happened to him? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-19-2002, 01:19 PM	#35
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	No, he was enslaved by the Dark Lord. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ~~~~~~~~~ What happened to Sauron after the Ring was distroyed?