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Loslote · 10-20-2009, 12:38 PM

Sauron: I'm allergic - how did you think my eye got like this?

Thingol: Why'd you stick Luthien in a big tree if you wanted to keep her near you?

Morsul the Dark · 10-20-2009, 05:28 PM

Thingol: I was just saying that... You know how guys are we say things get what we want, then quit it.

Smeagle, did it ever occur to you, you're probably suffering from Vitamin D Deficiency seeing as you've been underground for 500 years?

Loslote · 10-20-2009, 06:33 PM

Gollum: What's it saying, precious? What's it mean?

Gandalf: Why would you switch from a grey robe? White attracts soo many more stains.

Lindale · 10-20-2009, 10:36 PM

Gandalf: My old clothes were actually white too, you know. But since I was Gandalf the Grey, I didn't mind. Then came Galadriel with her new set of white robes for me, with a special stain-free guarantee. How could I refuse, now that Saruman got demoted, erm, chose to have many colors to himself too?

Melian, have you ever thought of visiting Thingol in Mandos?

Erendis · 10-21-2009, 06:31 AM

Melian:Not at all!Now that I finally got rid of him,go and see him again?That's pure mazohism!

Luthien:Where is this AMAZING hair-cloak going to be sold?

Andsigil · 10-21-2009, 08:30 AM

Luthien: ebay. Under the "ethnographic" section of "antiques".

Feanor: Since you abandoned Formenos, would you mind if I moved in? I'm looking for a nice castle.

Erendis · 10-23-2009, 03:02 AM

Feanor: DON'T YOU DARE!It is still MINE....My own ... My preciousssss....(oops!I think I sound like someone else now)

Boromir,why you don't want to get married?

Lindale · 10-23-2009, 06:27 AM

Boromir: I'm married to my job. *looks around* Actually, Dad hasn't approved of any maiden I've presented to him. Faramir's lucky Dad never saw Eowyn.

Maglor, which of the beaches of Middle-Earth do you love best?

skip spence · 10-23-2009, 08:39 AM

Maglor: Sand Between My Fingers

Melian, why did you just abandon Doriath when all those who loved you as a queen and a guardian needed you the most?

Loslote · 10-23-2009, 04:36 PM

Melian: Gee, one teeny episode of sleepwalking and no one ever forgets it!

Varda: Which was your favorite star?

Lindale · 10-24-2009, 07:05 AM

Varda: Do you expect me to have a favorite star? Might as well ask Feanor which of the three Silmarilli is his favorite.

Manwe: Ever thought of leaving Taniquetil?

Morsul the Dark · 10-24-2009, 09:04 AM

Nah, I've got a good view here, The rent's cheap, the neighborhood's friendly.

Grima, did you honestly think Saruman would give a better shake than Theoden?

Loslote · 10-24-2009, 05:03 PM

Grima: Well, yeah. Anyone who can afford to have his nails done so awesomely must be able to pay great wages!

Celebrimbor: Is it true that you had a crush on Galadriel?

Erendis · 10-26-2009, 03:25 AM

Celembribor:This is a totolly false rumor!You make a gift for publicity and look how it turns!

Aragorn,how did you manage to by wet-muddy-whatever all time while Legolas looked like he was just out of the beauty salon?

Lindale · 10-26-2009, 09:46 AM

Aragorn: Legolas carries all sorts of cleansing agents in his backpacks, and makes Gimli carry his share of lembas. As for me, my girl likes her man rough.

Luthien: When your hair grew back after cutting it to make your cloak, why was it darker than its wont before?

Loslote · 10-26-2009, 11:29 AM

Luthien: Because Beren said he liked it better that way, so I made Daddy buy a LOT of black hair dye.

Nazgul #7: Which did you like better, the horse or the winged steed?

Erendis · 10-27-2009, 03:09 AM

Nazgul#7:To be honest ,the horse.When I was young ,I used to skip the flight lessonsToo bad for me now..Imagine what a laugh was made every time I almost have fallen from the winged steer during the test flights.Even his Evileness almost teared for the laughs!

Thingol:Have you ever thought of trying some faux bijoux?You might have prevented a lot of trouble!

Lindale · 10-27-2009, 06:55 AM

Thingol: Faux bijoux?! Imagine what mockery I would have endured, from Feanor to the least of all Elves, both in life and in Mandos, if I went that low!

Nerdanel: Have you and Feanor ever been to a marriage counselor?

Loslote · 10-27-2009, 03:49 PM

Nerdanel: Nope. By the time the first one came to Valinor, Feanor had already left.

Legolas: Are you mad at Orlando Bloom for making you seem so...strange?

Erendis · 10-29-2009, 05:55 AM

Legolas:Of course not!Let us be mercyful,it was one of his first attempts...

Maeglin

oes this ...er... bungy-jumping tradition expand to other unknown members of your family except of you and Eol?

Loslote · 10-29-2009, 07:07 PM

Maeglin: Yes, but Eol and I were the first to try it without bungees. I think I'll go back to the traditional way. Owie.

Gorlim: Did you ever meet Eilinel again?

Erendis · 10-30-2009, 04:05 AM

Gorlim:Yes and hell of a surprise,I caught her with my third cousin!And I treated my fellows for her!

Celegrom,how about trying some roses for your next attempt with Luthien?

Loslote · 10-30-2009, 01:20 PM

Celegorm: No, I'm allergic. No lilies either...maybe lilacs?

Rosie: What did you think when Sam disappeared for about a year?

Erendis · 11-02-2009, 02:53 AM

Rosie:I was sure he was in the Green Dragon's-Every day grom 8 till5 in the morning is the happy hour.

Idril,do you use wax for your silver feet?

Lindale · 11-02-2009, 08:17 AM

Idril: No, of course not. Wax is for keeping my lovely hair in place. For my feet, I use some of Vana's special formulas. Very rare in Middle-Earth, so when I ran out I went back.

Haleth: What did you think about Caranthir's hair?

Loslote · 11-02-2009, 01:08 PM

Haleth: I have no idea. He kept his helmet on the whole time we were talking. Very rude, and it made him extremely hard to understand.

Nessa: Do your deer ever try to eat your cloak?

Erendis · 11-03-2009, 06:36 AM

Nessa:No they don't(they eat Tulkas's all the time and he turns mad-poor deer!)

Malbeth,can you predict lotteries too?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-03-2009, 04:35 PM

Malbeth: "Trying to be funny, kid? Take a look at these filthy rags I'm wearing and take a wild guess!"

Boromir, which hobbit was most annoying?

Loslote · 11-03-2009, 08:11 PM

Boromir: Sam - everyone said he cooked wonderfully, but I'm sure I developed an allergy to potatoes while on that trip.

Gandalf: Which staff do you like better, the Grey staff or the White one?

Morsul the Dark · 11-03-2009, 11:23 PM

The grey one obviously the white one stains so easily

Balin did you feel underappreciated as a look out?

Erendis · 11-04-2009, 09:17 AM

Balin:I did ,yet I am not bothered.I am pretty sure history will proove me right one day.

Shelob,have you ever thought of quiting hunting in Cirith Ungol and do something less environmentaly friendly,as raising a family?

Loslote · 11-04-2009, 08:04 PM

Shelob: I did, but all the male Giant Spiders died in the First Age.

Earendil: How's the view from up there?

Lindale · 11-05-2009, 05:53 AM

Earendil: I'm sure glad that I chose to be an Elf, with the perks of elven-sight. I bet mortals can't see the way I do, even if they did end up here with me.

Mandos: Is Feanor interesting to talk to?

Loslote · 11-05-2009, 09:00 PM

Mandos: Not really - he keeps repeating the same stuff over and over again. It gets boring.

Haldir: Which do you prefer, dying in Helm's Deep or in Mirkwood?

Morsul the Dark · 11-05-2009, 09:48 PM

Haldir: Well that depends... the only reason I would be at helm's deep would be battle so I'm fairly certain I'd get a sword to the back or some such nonsense... But Mirkwood would I'd more likely die peacefully in my- hgnnnnharrgh ...Damn

LEGOlas would you consider doing a Spanish Eggo Commercial? "Legolas mi Eggolas!"

Lindale · 11-06-2009, 06:58 AM

Legolas: Perdone me, no habla mi espanol.

Miriel Serinde: Why did you get that terrible postnatal depression?

Erendis · 11-06-2009, 11:36 AM

Miriel Serinde:Este was on vacation in Mandos.

Este:By the way,why were you on vacation?

Loslote · 11-06-2009, 02:59 PM

Este: My union sued the corporation, so all employees get one week off. I just *happened* to choose the one week when I had something to do...

Witchking: What did you think when Sauron gave you a Ring?

Lindale · 11-07-2009, 02:11 AM

Witchking: I thought it was our BFF ring, and I was flabbergasted when I didn't have anything to give him.

Gimli: What did Gloin give you as his coming-home present after the adventure with Bilbo?

Loslote · 11-07-2009, 05:19 PM

Gimli: He gave me this silly yo-yo. I still can't get it to do anything!

Queen Beruthiel: If your cats were your spies, how could you tell what they were reporting to you?

10-20-2009, 12:38 PM	#81
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Sauron: I'm allergic - how did you think my eye got like this? Thingol: Why'd you stick Luthien in a big tree if you wanted to keep her near you? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-20-2009, 05:28 PM	#82
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Thingol: I was just saying that... You know how guys are we say things get what we want, then quit it. Smeagle, did it ever occur to you, you're probably suffering from Vitamin D Deficiency seeing as you've been underground for 500 years? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-20-2009, 06:33 PM	#83
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Gollum: What's it saying, precious? What's it mean? Gandalf: Why would you switch from a grey robe? White attracts soo many more stains. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-20-2009, 10:36 PM	#84
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Gandalf: My old clothes were actually white too, you know. But since I was Gandalf the Grey, I didn't mind. Then came Galadriel with her new set of white robes for me, with a special stain-free guarantee. How could I refuse, now that Saruman got demoted, erm, chose to have many colors to himself too? Melian, have you ever thought of visiting Thingol in Mandos? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-21-2009, 06:31 AM	#85
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Melian:Not at all!Now that I finally got rid of him,go and see him again?That's pure mazohism! Luthien:Where is this AMAZING hair-cloak going to be sold? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

10-21-2009, 08:30 AM	#86
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	Luthien: ebay. Under the "ethnographic" section of "antiques". Feanor: Since you abandoned Formenos, would you mind if I moved in? I'm looking for a nice castle. __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

10-23-2009, 03:02 AM	#87
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Feanor: DON'T YOU DARE!It is still MINE....My own ... My preciousssss....(oops!I think I sound like someone else now) Boromir,why you don't want to get married? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

10-23-2009, 06:27 AM	#88
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Boromir: I'm married to my job. looks around Actually, Dad hasn't approved of any maiden I've presented to him. Faramir's lucky Dad never saw Eowyn. Maglor, which of the beaches of Middle-Earth do you love best? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-23-2009, 08:39 AM	#89
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	Maglor: Sand Between My Fingers Melian, why did you just abandon Doriath when all those who loved you as a queen and a guardian needed you the most? __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-23-2009, 04:36 PM	#90
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Melian: Gee, one teeny episode of sleepwalking and no one ever forgets it! Varda: Which was your favorite star? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-24-2009, 07:05 AM	#91
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Varda: Do you expect me to have a favorite star? Might as well ask Feanor which of the three Silmarilli is his favorite. Manwe: Ever thought of leaving Taniquetil? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-24-2009, 09:04 AM	#92
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Nah, I've got a good view here, The rent's cheap, the neighborhood's friendly. Grima, did you honestly think Saruman would give a better shake than Theoden? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-24-2009, 05:03 PM	#93
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Grima: Well, yeah. Anyone who can afford to have his nails done so awesomely must be able to pay great wages! Celebrimbor: Is it true that you had a crush on Galadriel? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-26-2009, 03:25 AM	#94
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Celembribor:This is a totolly false rumor!You make a gift for publicity and look how it turns! Aragorn,how did you manage to by wet-muddy-whatever all time while Legolas looked like he was just out of the beauty salon? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again! Last edited by Erendis; 11-02-2009 at 02:49 AM.

10-26-2009, 09:46 AM	#95
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Aragorn: Legolas carries all sorts of cleansing agents in his backpacks, and makes Gimli carry his share of lembas. As for me, my girl likes her man rough. Luthien: When your hair grew back after cutting it to make your cloak, why was it darker than its wont before? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-26-2009, 11:29 AM	#96
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Luthien: Because Beren said he liked it better that way, so I made Daddy buy a LOT of black hair dye. Nazgul #7: Which did you like better, the horse or the winged steed? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-27-2009, 03:09 AM	#97
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Nazgul#7:To be honest ,the horse.When I was young ,I used to skip the flight lessonsToo bad for me now..Imagine what a laugh was made every time I almost have fallen from the winged steer during the test flights.Even his Evileness almost teared for the laughs! Thingol:Have you ever thought of trying some faux bijoux?You might have prevented a lot of trouble! __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

10-27-2009, 06:55 AM	#98
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Thingol: Faux bijoux?! Imagine what mockery I would have endured, from Feanor to the least of all Elves, both in life and in Mandos, if I went that low! Nerdanel: Have you and Feanor ever been to a marriage counselor? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-27-2009, 03:49 PM	#99
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Nerdanel: Nope. By the time the first one came to Valinor, Feanor had already left. Legolas: Are you mad at Orlando Bloom for making you seem so...strange? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-29-2009, 05:55 AM	#100
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Legolas:Of course not!Let us be mercyful,it was one of his first attempts... Maeglinoes this ...er... bungy-jumping tradition expand to other unknown members of your family except of you and Eol? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

10-29-2009, 07:07 PM	#101
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Maeglin: Yes, but Eol and I were the first to try it without bungees. I think I'll go back to the traditional way. Owie. Gorlim: Did you ever meet Eilinel again? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-30-2009, 04:05 AM	#102
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Gorlim:Yes and hell of a surprise,I caught her with my third cousin!And I treated my fellows for her! Celegrom,how about trying some roses for your next attempt with Luthien? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

10-30-2009, 01:20 PM	#103
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Celegorm: No, I'm allergic. No lilies either...maybe lilacs? Rosie: What did you think when Sam disappeared for about a year? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-02-2009, 02:53 AM	#104
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Rosie:I was sure he was in the Green Dragon's-Every day grom 8 till5 in the morning is the happy hour. Idril,do you use wax for your silver feet? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

11-02-2009, 08:17 AM	#105
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Idril: No, of course not. Wax is for keeping my lovely hair in place. For my feet, I use some of Vana's special formulas. Very rare in Middle-Earth, so when I ran out I went back. Haleth: What did you think about Caranthir's hair? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

11-02-2009, 01:08 PM	#106
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Haleth: I have no idea. He kept his helmet on the whole time we were talking. Very rude, and it made him extremely hard to understand. Nessa: Do your deer ever try to eat your cloak? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-03-2009, 06:36 AM	#107
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Nessa:No they don't(they eat Tulkas's all the time and he turns mad-poor deer!) Malbeth,can you predict lotteries too? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

11-03-2009, 04:35 PM	#108
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Malbeth: "Trying to be funny, kid? Take a look at these filthy rags I'm wearing and take a wild guess!" Boromir, which hobbit was most annoying? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-03-2009, 08:11 PM	#109
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Boromir: Sam - everyone said he cooked wonderfully, but I'm sure I developed an allergy to potatoes while on that trip. Gandalf: Which staff do you like better, the Grey staff or the White one? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-03-2009, 11:23 PM	#110
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	The grey one obviously the white one stains so easily Balin did you feel underappreciated as a look out? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-04-2009, 09:17 AM	#111
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Balin:I did ,yet I am not bothered.I am pretty sure history will proove me right one day. Shelob,have you ever thought of quiting hunting in Cirith Ungol and do something less environmentaly friendly,as raising a family? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

11-04-2009, 08:04 PM	#112
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Shelob: I did, but all the male Giant Spiders died in the First Age. Earendil: How's the view from up there? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-05-2009, 05:53 AM	#113
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Earendil: I'm sure glad that I chose to be an Elf, with the perks of elven-sight. I bet mortals can't see the way I do, even if they did end up here with me. Mandos: Is Feanor interesting to talk to? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

11-05-2009, 09:00 PM	#114
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Mandos: Not really - he keeps repeating the same stuff over and over again. It gets boring. Haldir: Which do you prefer, dying in Helm's Deep or in Mirkwood? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-05-2009, 09:48 PM	#115
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Haldir: Well that depends... the only reason I would be at helm's deep would be battle so I'm fairly certain I'd get a sword to the back or some such nonsense... But Mirkwood would I'd more likely die peacefully in my- hgnnnnharrgh ...Damn LEGOlas would you consider doing a Spanish Eggo Commercial? "Legolas mi Eggolas!" __________________ Morsul the Resurrected