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Eönwë · 02-08-2009, 09:31 AM

Unfortunately (for the hobbits) the cows were particularly susceptive to alcohol.

Lindale · 02-08-2009, 09:32 AM

Unfortunately the beer ran out and they were saddened.

Eönwë · 02-08-2009, 09:43 AM

Fortunately they moved onto brandy (well, it must have existed in the Shire)

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-08-2009, 01:32 PM

Unfortunately the Master of Brandy Hall
"was not amused" when the tipsy cows
drank all the best Shire brandy (obviously
made and stored at Brandy Hall).

Eönwë · 02-08-2009, 02:22 PM

Fortunately (for the cows) they danced a "happy dance".

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-09-2009, 04:22 PM

Unfortunately the dance turned out
to be an udder disaster.

Eönwë · 02-09-2009, 04:58 PM

Fortunately, bad puns were banned in Middle-Earth.

Babidi Buu · 02-13-2009, 01:25 PM

unfortunately good puns weren't..

Are there any good puns?

Eönwë · 02-13-2009, 04:39 PM

Fortunately the good puns made people laugh.

wilwarin538 · 02-13-2009, 04:42 PM

Unfortunately the loud laughter attracked a large band of angry Wargs.

Eönwë · 02-13-2009, 05:11 PM

Fortunately they were old and toothless

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-13-2009, 06:32 PM

Unfortunately they had excellent wooden dentures.

wilwarin538 · 02-13-2009, 06:44 PM

Fortunately they were too busy complaining about the slivers they were getting in their mouths (hence the angriness) to actually do any harm

Eönwë · 02-14-2009, 10:10 AM

Unfortunately they were still angry.

wilwarin538 · 02-14-2009, 10:17 AM

Fortunately by this time the hobbits(that's who the Wargs are after right?) had gotten the chance to hid under a shrubbery.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-14-2009, 12:56 PM

Unfortunately reject insects from PJ's FOTR
movie were also under the shrubbery.

Lindale · 02-16-2009, 08:56 AM

Fortunately old Tom Bombadil was around.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-16-2009, 06:12 PM

Unfortunately Tom had arachnophobia.

Eönwë · 02-17-2009, 12:51 PM

Fortunately he sang it away (literally).

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-17-2009, 01:51 PM

Unfortunately the insects were sung into
Goldberry's garden.

wilwarin538 · 02-17-2009, 02:31 PM

Fortunately Goldberry's garden was full of insect-eating flowers!

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-17-2009, 03:20 PM

Unfortunately it was also full of
flower-eating insects.

Eönwë · 02-18-2009, 05:06 PM

Fortunately someone clever (and also under the influence of Sauron) invented pesticides and immediately sent them by eagle-mail.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-18-2009, 05:59 PM

Unfortunately when they arrived Bombadil thought
they said "You've got Eagle-male" and to protect
Goldberry's honor sung the pesticides to Farmer
Maggott's mushroom field.

Eönwë · 02-18-2009, 06:35 PM

Fortunately, the eagles really were male.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-20-2009, 07:21 PM

Unfortunately the eagles didn't help Farmer
Maggott save his pesticide tainted mushrooms.

Rikae · 02-20-2009, 07:53 PM

Fortunately, the Wargs ate the pesticide-tainted mushrooms, being unable to eat the cows, who had climbed into the trees (the steaks were too high).

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-21-2009, 02:53 AM

Unfortunately, Now that the Wargs had taken the place of Cows and the Cows had taken the place of the birds, birds now had to take the place of the Wargs. This led to a lot of confusion.

Eönwë · 02-21-2009, 06:34 AM

Fortunately, a dragon (winged fire-drake) came to sort things out.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-21-2009, 07:03 PM

Unfortunately the dragon didn't expect the
Spanish Inquisition to appear and get him
to CONFESS! CONFESS! that he hadn't really
sorted things out!

Lindale · 02-28-2009, 10:35 AM

Fortunately someone shot the High Inquisitor.

Eönwë · 03-01-2009, 02:38 PM

Unfortunately, that someone also got shot.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 03-01-2009, 03:31 PM

Fortunately, the people that got shot were actually Barrow-Wights.

Eönwë · 03-01-2009, 04:00 PM

Unfortunately, they didn't like getting shot

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 03-01-2009, 04:36 PM

Fortunately, they didn't have a say in the matter.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-01-2009, 04:53 PM

Unfortunately no one expected the
Spanish Inquisiton inquisitors to be
wearing mithril vests (which they were)
so they were uninjured and proceeded to
force the dragon to sit in a comfy chair with
nothing but some ponies for snacks until
he agreed to CONFESS.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 03-01-2009, 05:05 PM

Fortunately, the Spanish Inqusition got cake splattered all over them, and needed to go wash up.

Lindale · 03-03-2009, 08:11 AM

Unfortunately there was no running water.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-03-2009, 03:13 PM

Fortunately Barliman Butterbur provided a running beer tap.

Eönwë · 03-03-2009, 05:19 PM

Unfortunately using it would be a waste of good beer.

02-08-2009, 09:31 AM	#5761
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately (for the hobbits) the cows were particularly susceptive to alcohol. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-08-2009, 09:32 AM	#5762
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the beer ran out and they were saddened. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

02-08-2009, 09:43 AM	#5763
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately they moved onto brandy (well, it must have existed in the Shire) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-08-2009, 01:32 PM	#5764
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the Master of Brandy Hall "was not amused" when the tipsy cows drank all the best Shire brandy (obviously made and stored at Brandy Hall). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-08-2009, 02:22 PM	#5765
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately (for the cows) they danced a "happy dance". __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-09-2009, 04:22 PM	#5766
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the dance turned out to be an udder disaster. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-09-2009, 04:58 PM	#5767
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, bad puns were banned in Middle-Earth. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-13-2009, 01:25 PM	#5768
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	unfortunately good puns weren't.. Are there any good puns?

02-13-2009, 04:39 PM	#5769
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately the good puns made people laugh. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-13-2009, 04:42 PM	#5770
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately the loud laughter attracked a large band of angry Wargs. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

02-13-2009, 05:11 PM	#5771
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately they were old and toothless __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-13-2009, 06:32 PM	#5772
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately they had excellent wooden dentures. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-13-2009, 06:44 PM	#5773
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately they were too busy complaining about the slivers they were getting in their mouths (hence the angriness) to actually do any harm __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

02-14-2009, 10:10 AM	#5774
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately they were still angry. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-14-2009, 10:17 AM	#5775
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately by this time the hobbits(that's who the Wargs are after right?) had gotten the chance to hid under a shrubbery. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

02-14-2009, 12:56 PM	#5776
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately reject insects from PJ's FOTR movie were also under the shrubbery. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-16-2009, 08:56 AM	#5777
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately old Tom Bombadil was around. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

02-16-2009, 06:12 PM	#5778
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Tom had arachnophobia. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-17-2009, 12:51 PM	#5779
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately he sang it away (literally). __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-17-2009, 01:51 PM	#5780
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the insects were sung into Goldberry's garden. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-17-2009, 02:31 PM	#5781
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately Goldberry's garden was full of insect-eating flowers! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

02-17-2009, 03:20 PM	#5782
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately it was also full of flower-eating insects. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-18-2009, 05:06 PM	#5783
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately someone clever (and also under the influence of Sauron) invented pesticides and immediately sent them by eagle-mail. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-18-2009, 05:59 PM	#5784
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately when they arrived Bombadil thought they said "You've got Eagle-male" and to protect Goldberry's honor sung the pesticides to Farmer Maggott's mushroom field. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-18-2009, 06:35 PM	#5785
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, the eagles really were male. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-20-2009, 07:21 PM	#5786
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the eagles didn't help Farmer Maggott save his pesticide tainted mushrooms. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-20-2009, 07:53 PM	#5787
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, the Wargs ate the pesticide-tainted mushrooms, being unable to eat the cows, who had climbed into the trees (the steaks were too high).

02-21-2009, 02:53 AM	#5788
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Unfortunately, Now that the Wargs had taken the place of Cows and the Cows had taken the place of the birds, birds now had to take the place of the Wargs. This led to a lot of confusion. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-21-2009, 06:34 AM	#5789
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, a dragon (winged fire-drake) came to sort things out. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-21-2009, 07:03 PM	#5790
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the dragon didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition to appear and get him to CONFESS! CONFESS! that he hadn't really sorted things out! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-28-2009, 10:35 AM	#5791
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately someone shot the High Inquisitor. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

03-01-2009, 02:38 PM	#5792
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, that someone also got shot. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-01-2009, 03:31 PM	#5793
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the people that got shot were actually Barrow-Wights. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

03-01-2009, 04:00 PM	#5794
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, they didn't like getting shot __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-01-2009, 04:36 PM	#5795
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, they didn't have a say in the matter. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.