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Old 04-29-2008, 03:01 PM   #5321
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Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Fortunately, Bombadil was just Merry's nickname, annd then the real Tom Bombadil came to sort everyone out.
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Old 05-01-2008, 08:13 AM   #5322
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Unfortunately, the real Tom Bombadil's
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Old 05-01-2008, 01:24 PM   #5323
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:07 PM   #5324
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Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Unfortantely Tom Bombadil sang his way out (as you do) and magaged to turn the dragon into a very harmless chicken, which everyone (except Tom Bombadil, who is supposedly vegetarian) ate.
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Old 05-03-2008, 01:36 PM   #5325
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Fortunately, the fact Merry/Bombadil ate the chicken and Tom Bombadil/Merry did not resolved the issue again.
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Old 05-04-2008, 02:56 PM   #5326
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Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Unfotunately, a hole in the space-time continuum appeared and trapped everyone in the Void!
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:14 AM   #5327
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1420!

Fortunately, the Void was in the attic of the
Green Dragon so everyone went downstairs
and had PINTS!! of beer while Merry/Bombadil
and Bombadil/Merry led them as they
danced and sang on a table.
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Old 05-10-2008, 10:36 PM   #5328
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Unfortunately, it was non-alcolholic beer.
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Old 05-11-2008, 12:04 PM   #5329
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Fortunately, there was lots of alcoholic wine.
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:09 PM   #5330
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Unfortunately, the wine didn't taste very good at all.
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:46 PM   #5331
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Fortunately, this caused Barliman to invent
the wine spritzer. (Well, it beats watching
Merry try to match Hillary Clinton boilermaker
for boilermaker).
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:26 PM   #5332
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Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Unfortunately, they realised that they actually were on a desert island, and had to burn it all when a nearby ship passed.
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:51 PM   #5333
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Fortunately, the island turned out to be Tol Eressëa,
candidate for a second round match in Arda Cup Soccer 2008.
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:18 PM   #5334
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Old 05-14-2008, 02:55 PM   #5335
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Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Fortunately, Tol Eressea was just a new-fangled nickname for Davy Jones' Locker which happened to suddenly enter Tolkien's legendarium.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:21 PM   #5336
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Unfortunately, Davy Jones' Locker turned out
to be a locker in the training room of Team
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:44 PM   #5337
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:58 PM   #5338
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Unfortunately, nobody caring was the sign that Dagor Dagorath is upon us.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:33 AM   #5339
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Unfortunately, though it may be upon us, it wasn't upon them.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:56 PM   #5340
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Unfortunately, Morgoth decided to hit Eönwë with Grond.
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:58 PM   #5342
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Morgoth decided destroying the Shire is a more profitable pastime.

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Fortunately, the hobbits know he was coming so they asked the Valar if they'd help in getting Morgoth out of the Shire.
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Unfortunately, the Valar, too, decided that destroying the Shire is fun.
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Fortunately, in came the Illuvatar! And the Shire was saved from all destruction.
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:57 PM   #5346
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Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Unfortunately, as soon as Illuvatar left, all the Valar (except Ulmo, of course) attacked the shire again.
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Fortunately, all inhabitants of the Shire fled to the Barrow-Downs, Old Forest, and Tom Bobadil's house... Tom Bombadil's house turned into a hotel essencially.
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Old 06-30-2008, 04:22 PM   #5348
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Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil went deaf, so when the EVIL Valar came, he couldn't help them as they sang for him to come.
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Fortunately, Eru made Gaffer Gamgee one of the Valar in the top position!
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:55 PM   #5350
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Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Eönwë is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Unfortunately, he got corrupted (By wanting to make a new species of Potatoes, which Eru didn't allow him to- even theough they were the size of small cats and repelled all bugs!) and the only faithful Vala left was Ulmo, and he was in hiding.
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Old 07-06-2008, 04:03 PM   #5351
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Fortunately, Gaffer Gamgee died of potato poisoning and Ulmo discovered the cure for gangrene.
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Unfortunately, Samwise didn't like that, so he went on a rampage while in Valinor, so many beings were hurt and killed...
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Fortunately for Valinor, Samwise mistook the hill of Túna for a fish, so he tried to eat it and died before he did much damage.
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Unfortunately, for Valinor Galadriel came! And she saved Sam and The Gaffer but decided to trash Valinor and turned into a queen, beautiful and powerful, so she ruled Middle-earth...
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Unfortunately, she was as beautiful as Luthien, so she died.
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Unfortunately, Cirdan hadn't made the ship and on the way back, it sank.
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Fortunately, nobody important was on the ship, so it didn't matter.
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Unfortunately, the ship did carry someone who was going to be important, so a few years later Middle-Earth was covered by a swarm of giant, man-eating locusts from Khand, the sncestors of whom the important-person-to-be (otherwise known as Bob) would have killed.
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Fortunately, said savior of Middle-earth was raised out of the sea by Ulmo and was saved.
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