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04-24-2007, 07:14 AM | #1 |
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Confessions From Helm's Deep
This game is a mix between an idea i had and a improv game that i played, it is a basic game which i hope to explain
it consists of two sentences, first sentence explains the last one (posted by a preivious downer) then the second one moves it along by making it worse The first setence begins with "So" and the second sentence begins with "Well" Example: So I lost Gimli's axe because i was throwing it into the water to catch fish Well, i ended up disturbing the watcher in the water then the next downer replies in this sense: So The Watcher didn't like axes being thrown at it and explained it to me why Well, i decided to throw rocks into the water instead then slowly, the story can keep going, it is like Unfortunately/Fortunately, story-wise, also try to keep it vaguely tolkien-eqsue so if there isn't any questions, i'll start it off So i decided to Visit the coronation of Aragorn and give him a Apple pie i baked for him Well, it turns out he was allergic to Apple pie
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04-25-2007, 02:39 AM | #2 |
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Cool game!
So, King Elessar is allergic to apple pie and broke out in hives
Well, the hives made Arwen not want to kiss him and they never got married legally! |
04-25-2007, 08:19 AM | #3 | |
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Alright Sixth, lets get this thread moving
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So, With Arwen not being married to Aragorn, Legolas thought he can woo Arwen Well, Arwen was already in love in Gimli and loved no other
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04-25-2007, 10:10 AM | #4 |
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So, Arwen wrote Gimli a letter to tell him how she felt
Well, Legolas got a hold of the letter and decided to challenge Gimli to a duel |
04-25-2007, 10:17 AM | #5 |
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So, Gimli destroyed (literally) Legolas and won the duel.
Well, Arwen didn't want someone manlier than her so she lost interest in marrying Gimli.
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04-25-2007, 11:16 AM | #6 |
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So meanwhile Aragorn was looking around for suitable bride
Well, the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain sent an embassy proposing that he marry Hanin, daughter of Dain |
05-23-2007, 04:50 PM | #7 | |
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So Aragorn asked Gimli what dwarf women like well, Aragorn thought Gimli said "Towers" instead of "Flowers"
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05-23-2007, 05:57 PM | #8 |
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So, Aragorn built a tower for Arwen on a beautiful hillside in a gorgeous valley as a surprise.
Well, it turns out that Rohan already owned said beautiful hillside and gorgeous valley, and had clearly marked the are as a NO TOWER zone.
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05-23-2007, 10:51 PM | #9 |
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So, Aragorn was sentenced to death.
Well, Gimli invented an ingenious plan to save his friend. |
05-24-2007, 12:18 AM | #10 |
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So, Gimli found another person on whom to pass the guilt instead of Aragorn.
Well, it turned out he passed it on Arwen herself.
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05-24-2007, 12:42 AM | #11 |
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So, Arwen didn't appreciate having blame laid on her...
Well, she had to escape death so she disguised herself as Eowyn and Faramir started wooing her too! |
05-24-2007, 01:16 AM | #12 |
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So, Arwen became a copy of Eowyn.
Well, Aragorn was fooled too and he went into distant lands to search for Arwen. |
05-24-2007, 04:28 PM | #13 | |
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So, Aragorn was wandering through the dessert of Harad, when he saw a Mumakil Well, this Mumakil was very hungry and thought Aragorn was an oversized peanut
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05-28-2007, 08:04 AM | #14 |
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So there was this Aragorn guy, and he looked like a peanut, at least to the Mumakil, who lived in the desert.
Well, this the guy Aragorn had a large sword which he stabbed the Mumakil with! [hmmm what's this one for? allots changed 'round these parts since I been gone these five moons!]
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05-28-2007, 10:15 AM | #15 |
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So the Sword that was Broken and reforged, broke, again
Well, at least the beast was dead
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05-28-2007, 10:26 AM | #16 |
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So, Aragorn invited the neighborhood to a huge barbeque.
Well, everybody got food poisoning.
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05-28-2007, 10:37 AM | #17 |
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So Aragorn spent the next 12 months or so settling the claims of outraged guests
Well after that he decided to prohibit the eating of meat within the Reunited Kingdom
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05-28-2007, 03:34 PM | #18 |
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So, Aragorn's gone around losing wives, stabbing a Mumak and poisoning people...
Well, he's not having a good few days, is he? |
05-28-2007, 04:22 PM | #19 |
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thanks alot mapquest
So, Aragorn decides to try something different
Well, he ends up backpacking in Angmar for a bit with out realizing the wargs living there...
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05-29-2007, 07:19 AM | #20 |
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So, he got sort of eaten.
Well, its going to be difficult for him to get out of this fix, isn't it?
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05-29-2007, 09:01 AM | #21 |
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So it was that Aragorn, King of Gondor and Anor, departed Middle Earth.
Well, Arwen decided that the this would be a good time to stake her claim to the throne of the Reunited Kingdom on the basis that she was Elros' niece.
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05-29-2007, 10:03 AM | #22 |
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So, since she still looked like Eowyn she was sentenced for fraud.
Well, for the trial she needed an attorney, so she went to Gimli for advice on whom to hire.
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06-01-2007, 12:21 PM | #23 |
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So, Gimli advised himself.
Well, he charged her $200,000 for a consultation fee.
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06-01-2007, 03:03 PM | #24 |
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So Arwen didn't have that kind of cash.
Well, she offered Gimli 3 hairs from her head by way of payment.
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06-01-2007, 03:43 PM | #25 |
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So, Gimli remained true to the hairs of Galadriel.
Well, he had Arwen thrown into debtors prison.
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06-03-2007, 07:28 PM | #26 |
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So, while in debtors prsion, Arwen discovered the 2 blue wizards who were forgotten in that very same prison
Well, they offered their support in exchange for food water and a hawaiian shirt
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06-04-2007, 02:02 AM | #27 |
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So, Arwen asked them what was with the Hawaiian shirt...
Well, it turns out they needed it for a strange ritual involving the hyper-real, darkness as an entity and women with grass skirts! |
06-04-2007, 07:44 AM | #28 |
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So Arwen was a little freaked out by that explanation.
Well she decided to write to her brothers and see if they could help her instead.
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06-11-2007, 01:39 AM | #29 |
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So Elladan and Elrohir weren't at home at the moment
Well Arwen got desperate, she pretended to be Luthien and sang to Mandos |
06-12-2007, 08:09 AM | #30 |
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So, Mandos fell asleep.
Well, now Arwen is a bit stuck, isn't she...
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06-12-2007, 08:18 AM | #31 |
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So it would seem but justice in the end prevailed
Well, Middle Earth celebrity justice anyway, which meant that Grandpa Celeborn paid Gimli and then "persuaded" the powers that be that the whole fraud business was a misunderstanding and that Arwen should be released into his custody.
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07-09-2007, 05:06 PM | #32 |
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So, Gimli found a big bag of gold for his services
well, Gimli thought those services were tap-dancing in front of Celeborn...
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07-10-2007, 03:00 AM | #33 |
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So Gimli started work dancing for Celeborn and more importantly, Galadriel...
Well, he ended up in a dance-off with the other male dancers for Galadriel's adoration! |
07-12-2007, 04:01 PM | #34 |
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So Galadriel decided to run off with Gimli.
Well, Celeborn wasn't very happy!
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10-14-2007, 07:11 AM | #35 |
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So, Celeborn's mental health started to crumble.
Well, he moved to Valinor. |
10-14-2007, 04:30 PM | #36 |
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So, Celeborn settled down close to Aule
Well, Aule decided then to put his smithies into full action that day
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10-23-2007, 10:20 AM | #37 |
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So, the fumes made Celeborn throw himself from the top of Taniquetil.
Well, he fell to his death.
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12-16-2007, 06:45 PM | #38 |
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So, Celeborn died.
Well, in the middle of this crisis, with Gondor's leadership uncertain, Faramir set himself up as Steward, which Arwen didn't like.
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12-16-2007, 08:53 PM | #39 |
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So, Arwen decided to overthrow Faramir
Well, out of the people Arwen invited, only Elrond came.
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12-18-2007, 12:40 AM | #40 |
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So, Faramir's men catapulted rocks on Elrond from the walls.
Well, he got squished.
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