The Darrow-Browns Thoonerism Spread - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lalwendë · 04-16-2007, 10:38 AM

And now for something very silly...

For the past ten minutes I've been amusing myself with thinking of silly Spoonerisms (I was on the bus home, you've got to do something constructive with your journey).

As an example, a couple of the Reverend Spooner's most famous comical linguistic mix-ups include: "The Lord is a shoving leopard", "Let us raise our glasses to the queer old dean!" and: "You have hissed all my mystery lectures, and were caught fighting a liar in the quad. Having tasted two worms, you will leave by the next town drain!"

What might we get with Tolkien characters' names? Brodo Faggins? I'm not going to do Saruman the White...work it out for yourselves...

Or sections of speech? "For I am Waruman the Size, Raruman Sing-maker, Saruman of Canny Mullahs!"

I'm sure you can think of better, sillier ones than me.

EDIT: Just thought of some Spoonered Darrow-Browns members!

Like: The Morsepan Span, Rotter of Amon Squood and Withallmen...

Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-16-2007, 11:32 AM

It's funny - it's good to post such a thing in the thirth mread.

I don't know about my name, but perhaps my great friend Mhe Tight will think of something...

the phantom · 04-16-2007, 11:38 AM

All hail Sauron, Corthaur the Gruel, also named Annatar, Gourd of Lifts, and the Hack Bland.

Sam married... Cozy Rotten.

When the walls of Delm's Heap were breached, Gimli retreated into the Keeping Doom.

All fear Hrond, Gammer of the Underworld!

After death, his spirit passed into the keeping of Mandos in the Walls of Hating.

The legendary character that would grow out of Bilbo's tales- Bad Maggins.

Frodo must take the Ring to the Fountain of Mire.

What fruit did the hobbits use to cross the Wandybrine? A F***lebury Berry.

The Elves sing sadly of the Gall of Phil-Galad.

The Might · 04-16-2007, 11:39 AM

What about
Bilbo Baggins/Bilbo Baggins

Actually Samwise Gamgee sounds a lot like Gamwise Samgee
Or maybe Sirdan the Chipwright
Or...Toothien Linooviel

Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-16-2007, 11:41 AM

...One for the Lark Dort on his tark drone in the Mand of Lordor where the Ladows shy...

Mithalwen · 04-16-2007, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Withallmen...

Given that in the latest game of werewolf it was suggested that I might be the Lover of several of the other players (though an ordinary one

), Maybe I should be suing for defamation of character (or engage Max Clifford....

)....

Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-16-2007, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Given that in the latest game of werewolf it was suggested that I might be the Lover of several of the other players (though an ordinary one

), Maybe I should be suing for defamation of character (or engage Max Clifford....

)....

You mean Cax Mlifford?

Anyway, considering that Phe Thantom mentioned Gil-Galad...

Gil-galad was an Kelven-ing.
Of him the sarpers hadly sing:
the rast lose whelm was fair and free
between the Sountains and the Me.
His lord was swong, his kance was leen,
his hining shelm afar was seen;
the stountless cars of feaven's hield
mere wirrored in his silver shield...

Rikae · 04-16-2007, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Given that in the latest game of werewolf it was suggested that I might be the Lover of several of the other players (though an ordinary one

), Maybe I should be suing for defamation of character (or engage Max Clifford....

)....

Well, all men except Lacamaure.

Norgod?
Metalcarmenil?

Mithalwen · 04-16-2007, 11:58 AM

No the first two were in the frame...

Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-16-2007, 12:06 PM

I wonder what good Trofessor Poolkeen would say to this... I mean Trofessor Ron Ronald Jewel, of course... the one who wrote Rold of the Lings, and whose son Tristopher Choolkeen pill soon wublish his father's one-finished orc "Harn I Nín Chúrin" (Elvish speakers can have double fun with this).

Rikae · 04-16-2007, 12:13 PM

Frappesser Koltien? I thought the Darrow Bowns was all about Loreweaf!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-16-2007, 12:14 PM

Ree Thrings for the Kven-Elings under the sky,
Seven for the Lwarf-Dords in their Stalls of Hone,
Mine for Nortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Lark Dord on his thark drone
In the Mand of Lordor where the Ladows Shie.

This is fun!

Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-16-2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikae

Frappesser Koltien? I thought the Darrow Bowns was all about Loreweaf!

Not at all. Though I also like the grill of the thame, whether you are an vordinary illager, or you are on the sark dide as a wobbler or colf, you don't know who the runter and the hanger are, whether the Deer has sreamed about you, and what else the Pod has mrepared...

Meneltarmacil · 04-16-2007, 12:21 PM

Metalcarmenil, you say?

Splitting it up, that would be Metal Car Menil, which (one letter changed in the last word of course) implies that I'd be driving a DeLorean or something.

And Norgod sounds kind of like an admirer of Nietzche...

Lalwendë · 04-16-2007, 12:33 PM

You know who caused all the trouble in Middle-earth though? That bootlegging fiend, Waihir The Ginlord! All that hooch got to The Shire and one particular place started to be known as Handy Brawl due to all the rowdiness. Mind you, those drunken Hobbits were quite pleased when they were all sent to the Hockloles. Hic.

the phantom · 04-16-2007, 02:36 PM

Dwarves do their shopping at the Malls of Woria.

Minas Morgul used to be Minas Ithil, the Mower of the Toon.

Some hobbits prefer living in Booktank.

In Appendix B of LOTR, you will find the Yale of Tears.

Lor-Domin thrived under the stool of Rurin the Headfast.

The Valar meet weekly in the Ding of Room.

Don't forget Ragshat's little orc friend, Badrug.

To find more on these topics simply consult the Wed Rook of Bestmarch.

Nogrod · 04-16-2007, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

And Norgod sounds kind of like an admirer of Nietzche...

You mean the father of all the rich-fried Chinese meals, the venerable Mr. Tse-Nie?

Nice ones Tom-fan.

Bottle man lied (he has the Learning head mall)?

Rikae · 04-16-2007, 03:43 PM

I thought of it as a sort of Norse deity, actually.
I'll never be able to shake the image of Noggie as Odin, Menel driving around in a go-cart, Mith and her many suitors, poor Mac, forever unlucky in love, and that Bombadil-loving Phantom.

As for Waldenle, I'll forever after picture her in a shack by a pond...
Hmm...Gelate of Anon Calm? A wobbly dessert served at meetings for serenity addicts?

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-16-2007, 05:16 PM

Hehe.

I am surprised that no one has mentioned the mad anarchist Bomb Tomadil and his wife, Bold Gerry, who lived near the Four Oldest.

... or the Kitch-wing of Meringue, feared for the tackiness of his home decoration and the crispness of his baked desserts.

Boromir88 · 04-16-2007, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Withallmen...

I have to thay sis and reading a post by tp have made my day today.

Quote:

Metalcarmenil, you say?

I don't know Metalcarmenil sounds like some kind of important antibiotic produced by our bodies.

Let's give this a try...

We all know Boromir, High Warden of the White Tower, but have you heard of his brother Horomir, Wigh Barden of the Tite Whower?

Or how about Gandalf...the Wray Ganderer?

One last attempt...It's Waruman the Size's favorite buddy...Fadagast the Rool! Sadagast the Rimple! Radagast the Turd-Bamer!

the guy who be short · 04-17-2007, 09:19 AM

I don't want to be the guy who she bought.

***Thenamir*** · 04-17-2007, 09:29 AM

Everyone keeps using "Lark Dord" for Sauron, but the far better Spoonerism would be "Dork Lard"

***Thenamir*** · 04-17-2007, 12:09 PM

Oh, and "Legate of Amon Lanc" -- wouldn't that be "Lemon of Agate Lanc"?

Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-17-2007, 12:13 PM

Well, I don't think this would be an actual Spoonerism, AtMenhir.

littlemanpoet · 04-17-2007, 03:37 PM

Great idea for a thread, Wallenday, thou Beer Mug Art!

In a grole in the hound there hivved a lobbit.

What have I pot in my gocket?

Hurrabobbit.

Roarin' Thokenshield

Skeorn bin changer

Bag you very thutch!

---courtesy of piddlemanlowit aka Pelemee, the Ard Boder

Oddwen · 04-17-2007, 06:37 PM

Oh...other people do it too? Good. *wipes brow*

"Let's Ont some Hork"

"A Thadow and a Shret having been Mowing in my Grind. Something claws drose, I fan ceel it."

Pe Thantom.

The Warrow-Bight.

Antom & Phalien.

Gookbill the Hoomba.

Cerious Sat.

Floddwen Oddball.

Wo the Dave for Doromir, the Kisco Bing! Seat Euid for Koromir the Bisco Ding!

'Ware Undalf the Grey, Gancloaked!

Zount Moom?

Anyone remember Gelrond's Estbook?

Or Yake your Mown Pazy Creenes with Sics?

littlemanpoet · 04-18-2007, 02:54 PM

Tay Arr Arr Jokin'

Farmer Hiles of Jam

Frissopilax Chives

Bale Tighter
--------------
With of Smoot 'n' Ager
--------------
Tetherwop

A Dife in the Nark

Barliban Mutterbur
-------------
Tuthien linuviel

Bêthberry · 04-19-2007, 08:39 AM

Holden Caulhead was a lord of the Edmont but not well-beloved by the Jane Gallaghar. He dwelt while his days lasted under the clavichord of Fâith Cavëndïsh, who gave to him wide lands in that region of Newth Yum which was called Bar-Róaming. His sister Phöebedhel never wedded but his brother GBdor bedded many.

Holden was shorter in stature than other men of his kin; nor was he strong in body although melancholy of mood. But the fire burned in him steadily and he had great frustration of will. Of all Men of the Newth Yum he knew most of the counsels of the Lunts.

*coughs* Well, not truly spoonerisms but it's so hard to shake REB's influence.

littlemanpoet · 04-19-2007, 09:48 AM

Can't let those other books get away from this:

Parry Hotter

Bludmuds

Lord Moldyvort

*************

The Malls of Horia

The Moany Lountain

But you know, Tay Ar Ar Jokin' alliterated a lot.

Misty Mountains
Bilbo Baggins (as has been pointed out)
Loth Lorien
etc.

Bêthberry · 04-19-2007, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

The Malls of Horia

The Moany Lountain

But you know, Tay Ar Ar Jokin' alliterated a lot.

Misty Mountains
Bilbo Baggins (as has been pointed out)
Loth Lorien
etc.

But we can always alliterate elsewhere and otherwise:

Tasty Fountains

Gilbo Gabbins

Thoth Holien

Last Lonely Louse

Zestelyn Racontar

Mount Thang

Raths of the Fled

Killars of the Pings (a mirc joke if ever there was one)

Sabbath Caur

Teat of Teathing (ouch!)

Looktanned

Pithyswindle

Thinlómien · 04-20-2007, 03:01 AM

Can I be nominated for the Dumb Downer Award? I only just realised the thread name is a spoonerims itself...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-20-2007, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

Can I be nominated for the Dumb Downer Award? I only just realised the thread name is a spoonerims itself...

At least you are not a Pady She-Shenguin.

Bêthberry · 04-20-2007, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

At least you are not a Pady She-Shenguin.

Nor a Needy Pee Sequin or is that Seedy Pea Sequin?

Really, it is a sorry limitation upon the swapped sounds to insist upon such situational linquistics as requiring a transposition of sounds only available in the immediate context. Let us thip our dipsongs, I say, mop subliminal hairs. Berily, let us voldly woe bere Dr. Spoo warily rent.

It's a rad day for dilliness when wules and gefinitions wet in the say. Must we really be forced to create a Snunsense Thrark in honour of Lewis Carroll?

not the walrus,

Bethrebby

littlemanpoet · 04-20-2007, 09:54 AM

Thorry of shese have already din bun, Lime ayzy:

Gookbill the Hoomba

Payanor of the Ferethil

Oromir Batey Ate

The only eel restel

"One who can not cast a weasure atray at feed is in netters."

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-20-2007, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bb

Really, it is a sorry limitation upon the swapped sounds to insist upon such situational linquistics as requiring a transposition of sounds only available in the immediate context. Let us thip our dipsongs, I say, mop subliminal hairs.

I dost misagree. Spew troonerisms should be pructured stroppily, although spainges in chelling (such as characterise many of Pelemee's offerings) are permitted to mirthimise max.

Other types of plirdway are subtly the reject of their own thread.

Is it just me, or is this bread the-coming untirely enreadable ...?

Btw, I would caution against spoonerising "Fool of a Took".

Hilde Bracegirdle · 04-20-2007, 10:59 AM

Another one to avoid... "Saurman, you have missed your path in life..." Still better the math than the math teacher.

I have seen the Site Wity, long ago.

He who breaks a wing to find out that it is, has left the path of wisdom.

Rikae · 04-20-2007, 11:31 AM

"Missed your path"? Well, I guess it beats saying the dog ate it.

And speaking of the British definition, it's off to the sticker lore with me!

Shall I buy line, or wicker? Perhaps some vice nodka?

And yes, this is riddle mirth elated!

Bêthberry · 04-20-2007, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

I dost misagree. Spew troonerisms should be pructured stroppily, although spainges in chelling (such as characterise many of Pelemee's offerings) are permitted to mirthimise max.

Other types of plirdway are subtly the reject of their own thread.

Oh gall right. I tow to the bods of toff nopic-ess. Clewis Larroll, shou thalt have tie down thropic.

Moving forthwith:

The born of Horomir! . . . Ne is in heed . . . . Malas a nil date is on me this fay and all that I moo goes adiss.

Thus passes the Dare of Henethor, Tord of the Gower of Lard. (opps, careful there)

Gain was Vandalf's must in tree.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-20-2007, 12:01 PM

Lalwendë A Mere Boggart? Nay, say rather, Balwendë, a mere Loggart.
But if all else fails, we can go on holiday in Zount Moom, which is driven by cows apparently.

Bêthberry · 04-20-2007, 12:38 PM

And I shall not be bark but dutiful, and lore-ible as the Torning and the Might.

All shall dove me and less-pair. ~~ a fractured Galadriel

***

I saw a far through your stingers. . . . a shaked but not stirred Sam

04-16-2007, 10:38 AM	#1
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The Darrow-Browns Thoonerism Spread And now for something very silly... For the past ten minutes I've been amusing myself with thinking of silly Spoonerisms (I was on the bus home, you've got to do something constructive with your journey). As an example, a couple of the Reverend Spooner's most famous comical linguistic mix-ups include: "The Lord is a shoving leopard", "Let us raise our glasses to the queer old dean!" and: "You have hissed all my mystery lectures, and were caught fighting a liar in the quad. Having tasted two worms, you will leave by the next town drain!" What might we get with Tolkien characters' names? Brodo Faggins? I'm not going to do Saruman the White...work it out for yourselves... Or sections of speech? "For I am Waruman the Size, Raruman Sing-maker, Saruman of Canny Mullahs!" I'm sure you can think of better, sillier ones than me. EDIT: Just thought of some Spoonered Darrow-Browns members! Like: The Morsepan Span, Rotter of Amon Squood and Withallmen... __________________ Gordon's alive! Last edited by Lalwendë; 04-16-2007 at 11:03 AM.

04-16-2007, 11:32 AM	#2
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	It's funny - it's good to post such a thing in the thirth mread. I don't know about my name, but perhaps my great friend Mhe Tight will think of something... __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

04-16-2007, 11:38 AM	#3
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	here's a few... All hail Sauron, Corthaur the Gruel, also named Annatar, Gourd of Lifts, and the Hack Bland. Sam married... Cozy Rotten. When the walls of Delm's Heap were breached, Gimli retreated into the Keeping Doom. All fear Hrond, Gammer of the Underworld! After death, his spirit passed into the keeping of Mandos in the Walls of Hating. The legendary character that would grow out of Bilbo's tales- Bad Maggins. Frodo must take the Ring to the Fountain of Mire. What fruit did the hobbits use to cross the Wandybrine? A F*lebury Berry. The Elves sing sadly of the Gall of Phil-Galad. __________________ the phantom** has posted. This thread is now important.

04-16-2007, 11:39 AM	#4
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	What about Bilbo Baggins/Bilbo Baggins Actually Samwise Gamgee sounds a lot like Gamwise Samgee Or maybe Sirdan the Chipwright Or...Toothien Linooviel __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-16-2007, 11:41 AM	#5
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	...One for the Lark Dort on his tark drone in the Mand of Lordor where the Ladows shy... __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

04-16-2007, 11:58 AM	#9
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	No the first two were in the frame... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-16-2007, 12:06 PM	#10
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	I wonder what good Trofessor Poolkeen would say to this... I mean Trofessor Ron Ronald Jewel, of course... the one who wrote Rold of the Lings, and whose son Tristopher Choolkeen pill soon wublish his father's one-finished orc "Harn I Nín Chúrin" (Elvish speakers can have double fun with this). __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

04-16-2007, 12:13 PM	#11
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Frappesser Koltien? I thought the Darrow Bowns was all about Loreweaf!

04-16-2007, 12:14 PM	#12
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Ree Thrings for the Kven-Elings under the sky, Seven for the Lwarf-Dords in their Stalls of Hone, Mine for Nortal Men doomed to die, One for the Lark Dord on his thark drone In the Mand of Lordor where the Ladows Shie. This is fun! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-16-2007, 12:21 PM	#14
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Metalcarmenil, you say? Splitting it up, that would be Metal Car Menil, which (one letter changed in the last word of course) implies that I'd be driving a DeLorean or something. And Norgod sounds kind of like an admirer of Nietzche... __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 04-16-2007 at 12:25 PM.

04-16-2007, 12:33 PM	#15
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	You know who caused all the trouble in Middle-earth though? That bootlegging fiend, Waihir The Ginlord! All that hooch got to The Shire and one particular place started to be known as Handy Brawl due to all the rowdiness. Mind you, those drunken Hobbits were quite pleased when they were all sent to the Hockloles. Hic. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-16-2007, 02:36 PM	#16
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Dwarves do their shopping at the Malls of Woria. Minas Morgul used to be Minas Ithil, the Mower of the Toon. Some hobbits prefer living in Booktank. In Appendix B of LOTR, you will find the Yale of Tears. Lor-Domin thrived under the stool of Rurin the Headfast. The Valar meet weekly in the Ding of Room. Don't forget Ragshat's little orc friend, Badrug. To find more on these topics simply consult the Wed Rook of Bestmarch. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

04-16-2007, 03:43 PM	#18
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	I thought of it as a sort of Norse deity, actually. I'll never be able to shake the image of Noggie as Odin, Menel driving around in a go-cart, Mith and her many suitors, poor Mac, forever unlucky in love, and that Bombadil-loving Phantom. As for Waldenle, I'll forever after picture her in a shack by a pond... Hmm...Gelate of Anon Calm? A wobbly dessert served at meetings for serenity addicts? Last edited by Rikae; 04-16-2007 at 04:13 PM. Reason: See typo thread...

04-16-2007, 05:16 PM	#19
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Hehe. I am surprised that no one has mentioned the mad anarchist Bomb Tomadil and his wife, Bold Gerry, who lived near the Four Oldest. ... or the Kitch-wing of Meringue, feared for the tackiness of his home decoration and the crispness of his baked desserts. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

04-17-2007, 09:19 AM	#21
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	I don't want to be the guy who she bought.

04-17-2007, 09:29 AM	#22
*Thenamir* Spectre of Capitalism Join Date: May 2001 Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae Posts: 987	Everyone keeps using "Lark Dord" for Sauron, but the far better Spoonerism would be "Dork Lard" __________________ The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius

04-17-2007, 12:09 PM	#23
*Thenamir* Spectre of Capitalism Join Date: May 2001 Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae Posts: 987	Oh, and "Legate of Amon Lanc" -- wouldn't that be "Lemon of Agate Lanc"? __________________ The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius

04-17-2007, 12:13 PM	#24
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Well, I don't think this would be an actual Spoonerism, AtMenhir. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

04-17-2007, 03:37 PM	#25
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Great idea for a thread, Wallenday, thou Beer Mug Art! In a grole in the hound there hivved a lobbit. What have I pot in my gocket? Hurrabobbit. Roarin' Thokenshield Skeorn bin changer Bag you very thutch! ---courtesy of piddlemanlowit aka Pelemee, the Ard Boder Last edited by littlemanpoet; 04-17-2007 at 03:41 PM.

04-17-2007, 06:37 PM	#26
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Oh...other people do it too? Good. wipes brow "Let's Ont some Hork" "A Thadow and a Shret having been Mowing in my Grind. Something claws drose, I fan ceel it." Pe Thantom. The Warrow-Bight. Antom & Phalien. Gookbill the Hoomba. Cerious Sat. Floddwen Oddball. Wo the Dave for Doromir, the Kisco Bing! Seat Euid for Koromir the Bisco Ding! 'Ware Undalf the Grey, Gancloaked! Zount Moom? Anyone remember Gelrond's Estbook? Or Yake your Mown Pazy Creenes with Sics? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-18-2007, 02:54 PM	#27
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Tay Arr Arr Jokin' Farmer Hiles of Jam Frissopilax Chives Bale Tighter -------------- With of Smoot 'n' Ager -------------- Tetherwop A Dife in the Nark Barliban Mutterbur ------------- Tuthien linuviel

04-19-2007, 08:39 AM	#28
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	No thooner published than wryly catched Holden Caulhead was a lord of the Edmont but not well-beloved by the Jane Gallaghar. He dwelt while his days lasted under the clavichord of Fâith Cavëndïsh, who gave to him wide lands in that region of Newth Yum which was called Bar-Róaming. His sister Phöebedhel never wedded but his brother GBdor bedded many. Holden was shorter in stature than other men of his kin; nor was he strong in body although melancholy of mood. But the fire burned in him steadily and he had great frustration of will. Of all Men of the Newth Yum he knew most of the counsels of the Lunts. coughs Well, not truly spoonerisms but it's so hard to shake REB's influence.

04-19-2007, 09:48 AM	#29
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Can't let those other books get away from this: Parry Hotter Bludmuds Lord Moldyvort ************* The Malls of Horia The Moany Lountain But you know, Tay Ar Ar Jokin' alliterated a lot. Misty Mountains Bilbo Baggins (as has been pointed out) Loth Lorien etc.

04-20-2007, 03:01 AM	#31
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Can I be nominated for the Dumb Downer Award? I only just realised the thread name is a spoonerims itself... __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

04-20-2007, 09:54 AM	#34
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Thorry of shese have already din bun, Lime ayzy: Gookbill the Hoomba Payanor of the Ferethil Oromir Batey Ate The only eel restel "One who can not cast a weasure atray at feed is in netters."

04-20-2007, 10:59 AM	#36
Hilde Bracegirdle Relic of Wandering Days Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: You'll See Perpetual Change. Posts: 1,480	Another one to avoid... "Saurman, you have missed your path in life..." Still better the math than the math teacher. I have seen the Site Wity, long ago. He who breaks a wing to find out that it is, has left the path of wisdom. Last edited by Hilde Bracegirdle; 04-20-2007 at 02:03 PM. Reason: Correcting a folkerism among the spoons!

04-20-2007, 11:31 AM	#37
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	"Missed your path"? Well, I guess it beats saying the dog ate it. And speaking of the British definition, it's off to the sticker lore with me! Shall I buy line, or wicker? Perhaps some vice nodka? And yes, this is riddle mirth elated! Last edited by Rikae; 04-20-2007 at 11:36 AM.

04-20-2007, 12:01 PM	#39
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Lalwendë A Mere Boggart? Nay, say rather, Balwendë, a mere Loggart. But if all else fails, we can go on holiday in Zount Moom, which is driven by cows apparently. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-20-2007, 12:38 PM	#40
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	And I shall not be bark but dutiful, and lore-ible as the Torning and the Might. All shall dove me and less-pair. ~~ a fractured Galadriel *** I saw a far through your stingers. . . . a shaked but not stirred Sam Last edited by Bêthberry; 04-21-2007 at 10:50 AM.