How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Legolasfan1 · 11-03-2006, 05:04 PM

My apolagies if anyone else has started this thread, I thought I searched enough, but you never know.

1. Skip around singing for he's a jolly good fellow
2.Put daisy chains around Sauron's room
3.Keep gushing about Legolas' clothes and how you want to get some just like them
4.Dye his armour hot pink
5.At meeting's, blow kisses to others
6.Sing your questions

You guys think of some because my ideas have run out

Estelyn Telcontar · 11-04-2006, 12:40 AM

This sounds like a fun thread for the Mirth forum. I'm moving it there - enjoy reading and posting!

mormegil · 11-04-2006, 01:06 AM

How about taking his ring?

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-04-2006, 02:06 AM

Sounds like lots-o-fun...

When having a talk with Sauron...

- Ask, "What is your policy on play-fighting?"
- Shout "Will you marry me?" really loudly at him so all his servants can hear him.
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!"
- Seriously anger him by saying, "I’m going to count to ten, and when I open my eyes I want you to be naked."
- Say, "May the Force be with you." After every sentence.
- Constantly ask, "Is that a wig?"
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Geese!"

mormegil · 11-04-2006, 08:38 AM

While inspecting Barad-dur ask him "is constructed of legos?"
I absolutely love your new orc captian...what that's your mother?

Bêthberry · 11-04-2006, 09:53 AM

Don't you think you could use a good, new monacle?

My, what a quaint shape you have assumed!

Mithalwen · 11-04-2006, 10:41 AM

Try to sell him double glazing.

Suggest Listerine might help with the black breath...

Morai · 11-04-2006, 10:58 AM

"Have you considered a contact lense? I think you would look much better in blue."

Or

"My your eye seems a little bloodshot, do you want some eyedrops?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-04-2006, 12:53 PM

Saying, "Sauron is so stupid! Look at his face - he loves me poking him with this broom!" is probably not wise.

Farael · 11-04-2006, 01:23 PM

For (movie) Sauron: Let a few dozen white doves fly... straight into the big search-light eye.

For (book) Sauron: Take the One ring to him, but along make a few hundred copies.... and play "Deal or No Deal" with him, tossing the ones not chosen to Orodurin.

Laleena · 11-04-2006, 01:32 PM

Sing your questions

Shout wow after every sentence of his lecture

Watch people through binoculars

Rikae · 11-04-2006, 01:35 PM

Insert witticisms like "It's better than a sharp stick in the eye!" or "eye'll be seeing you!" or "My, what a big eye you have!" into every sentence, and then double over with laughter.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-04-2006, 01:53 PM

During one of Saurons speeches or lectures, shout "I love it!" really, really, really, REALLY loudly every seven minutes.

Get the plastic thing from the middle of a Kinder Egg, and put it in your mouth and spit it out at him really hard!

Ask him if he wants a palantir fight.

Hand him a shopping list full of really funny items, such as 'Eye cream', 'monocles', 'contact lenses', and 'EYES' and say, "If you could get those to me by three o'clock, that'd be great!"

Then poke him with a stick.

Turn up to a 'join the Mordor Army' interview session, wearing one of those novelty inflatable sumo wrestler suits. Only with a tie.

Fire all of his clothes and armour out of a catapult into Mount Doom... For a joke!

Bring a flamingo to Barad-Dur and try to ride it around the battlements.

mormegil · 11-04-2006, 05:06 PM

Call him 'Pookey' frequently.

Have him wear a bonnet.

Tell him "Voldermort could kick your butt"

Esgallhugwen · 11-04-2006, 06:31 PM

Quite seriously state that pink is the new black in defense of why you painted his chambers a blushing pink pastel colour.

Legolasfan1 · 11-04-2006, 06:47 PM

Bring him a seeing eye rooster as a B-day present

Adress him as your excellency then say may your eye never dry out

mormegil · 11-04-2006, 08:31 PM

WEDGIE!!!

Morai · 11-05-2006, 05:29 PM

Send him a bag of brass rings from the 25 cent machines.

Farael · 11-06-2006, 02:58 PM

For his birth-day, prepare him a big white cake and sing "For he's a jolly GOOD fellow, for he's a jolly GOOD fellow..."

Erue · 11-07-2006, 02:26 AM

Flash photography!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2006, 01:11 PM

Tell him, "If you don’t fulfil your dream of establishing Europe’s premier freak show soon it’ll be too late!"

Put Jelly in his contact lenses.

Pretend to die but in an obviously fake way saying, "Woe is me! If only Sauron wasn't so dreadfully ugly, I could stand to live! But alas no! Woe! Woe! Woe!"

Circulate posters of Sauron in a dress.

Then give one to him.

When he is talking to you, release a balloon so that it "razzes" around the room.

Turn up to a private meeting with a dwarf, and refuse to explain, or to introduce him to Sauron or any one else. When they ask, just say: “You don’t mind, do you?”

Poke him.

Do all of the above in the space of half an hour.

Farael · 11-08-2006, 02:20 PM

Warning: Farael does not condone the use of cigarettes

Use his eye to light up.

Laleena · 11-10-2006, 05:52 PM

Ask him were his eyelashes are

Ask him how expensive single fireproof contact lenses are

Say " Who's the lucky girl?" and point to his ring

Give him and the ringwraiths pet names

Get him drunk

Start singing elvish ballads and recite their poems when he's around

Tell him he'll make a great villian someday

Have a staring contest with him and win

( Some are lame but that's ok)

Laleena · 11-10-2006, 06:00 PM

Ask him how he can hear with no ears
Play peek-a-boo with him
When his evil plans fail pat him on the head..er eyelid and tell him he'll do better
next time
Pop up everywhere and yell I see YOU
Ask his opionin on elves
Make friendship bracelets for you and him
Have a sleepover
Poke him in the eye
Play M.A.S.H with him and give him the choices of Galadriel,Legolas, or Elrond

I'm on a roll, but they are calling me for dishes *sigh*

Morai · 11-10-2006, 07:41 PM

Ask him: "Have you ever tried wearing a monacle?"
"Are you reeaaaaaaaaallly the Dark Lord? Or are you just an impersanator?"
"Do you visit your eye doctor often?"
"Does the Mouth of Sauron talk your ears off?"

Farael · 11-10-2006, 08:19 PM

If you are the dark lord, howcome you are represented with a big eye on fire? Fire makes light, and that's not too dark!

Rikae · 11-11-2006, 11:03 AM

Suggest he replace the Nazgul's horses with migratory coconuts.

Merrivere · 11-24-2006, 07:20 PM

Two words:

Pepper. Spray.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-25-2006, 02:04 AM

Fill Barad dur full of rice

... and then pump water in.

Or

Fill Barad Dur full of Jelly.

Morai · 11-25-2006, 10:41 AM

Turn Mt. Doom into one giant icebox.

Sell his ring, his Nazgul, and his orks on E-bay.

Nimrodel_9 · 11-25-2006, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Poke him in the eye

Ah dang, Laleena already got it.

Laleena · 11-26-2006, 01:19 PM

Note to all Downers

You can just call me Leena

11-27-2006, 12:55 AM

Answer "yo mama" to everything he says.
Tell him after he loses the War of the Ring "you suck, Darth Vader could do better than you"
Say "you look better in the movie"

mhagain · 12-13-2006, 04:18 AM

Compare everything he says or does to Melkor.

"Melkor wouldn't have done it that way". "Melkor knew how to treat his minions properly". "Melkor wouldn't have been dumb enough to lose a piddly ring". "If Melkor was here now I bet this wouldn't be happening". "Melkor would have overthrown Minas Tirith easily enough".

FeRaL sHaDoW · 12-13-2006, 07:55 PM

tell him the ring makes him look fat

narfforc · 12-15-2006, 01:33 AM

Ask him: What's the similarity between a Dark Lord of Mordor and a Kit-Kat, then tell him that a Kit-Kat has four fingers also.

or

Tell him that when he is feeling lonely and needs someone to talk to, he could always give you a Ring.

The Only Real Estel · 12-16-2006, 04:07 PM

Go trick-or-treating to Barad-Dur in a Huon costume.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-18-2006, 08:21 AM

Whenver he tells you to do somthing... say "Aye! Get it... you're an eye."
That's not funny... but i'll think of one that is.

Dunwen · 01-08-2007, 11:33 PM

Tell him the MERS (Middle Earth Revenue Service) sent him a notice that he owes 3,000 years of back payroll taxes.

He has to find the Form 9731 used in each calendar year (by the Elves' reckoning) and fill one out for each minion of Mordor for each year he/she/it was on the payroll, sign them, make copies of all of the signed originals for Mordor's files and mail them, along with payment, to PO Box VALAR-01. By next Monday.

Additionally, he has to fill out the necessary forms for all private contractors (i.e. Shelob, Saruman, the Corsairs of Umbar) for every year they rendered service to the Dark Lord of a worth greater than 100 silver pennies, in triplicate. Page one must be sent to the MERS. By next Monday. Page two must be sent to the contractors themselves and the third page is, of course, for the files of Mordor.

Then he has to compute the estimated local unemployment insurance for Mordor for the upcoming calendar year, make his initial deposit to cover them, and make sure he has enough Form M9731s for all his minions to fill out for the upcoming calendar year (Elves' reckoning).

And he's being audited. Next Monday.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-09-2007, 04:03 AM

Get an overweight Orc to wear Sauron's armour and parade around in it doing poor impressions of The Dark Lord.

OR

Show up to a meeting in one of those inflatable sumo-wrestler suits.

11-03-2006, 05:04 PM	#1
Legolasfan1 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Rivendell riding on my horse and shooting arrows Posts: 11	How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) My apolagies if anyone else has started this thread, I thought I searched enough, but you never know. 1. Skip around singing for he's a jolly good fellow 2.Put daisy chains around Sauron's room 3.Keep gushing about Legolas' clothes and how you want to get some just like them 4.Dye his armour hot pink 5.At meeting's, blow kisses to others 6.Sing your questions You guys think of some because my ideas have run out __________________ I'm having a rotten day, my supply of chocolate just ran out!

11-04-2006, 12:40 AM	#2
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	This sounds like a fun thread for the Mirth forum. I'm moving it there - enjoy reading and posting! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

11-04-2006, 01:06 AM	#3
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	How about taking his ring? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-04-2006, 02:06 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sounds like lots-o-fun... When having a talk with Sauron... - Ask, "What is your policy on play-fighting?" - Shout "Will you marry me?" really loudly at him so all his servants can hear him. - Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!" - Seriously anger him by saying, "I’m going to count to ten, and when I open my eyes I want you to be naked." - Say, "May the Force be with you." After every sentence. - Constantly ask, "Is that a wig?" - Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Geese!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-04-2006, 08:38 AM	#5
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	While inspecting Barad-dur ask him "is constructed of legos?" I absolutely love your new orc captian...what that's your mother? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-04-2006, 09:53 AM	#6
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Don't you think you could use a good, new monacle? My, what a quaint shape you have assumed! __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

11-04-2006, 10:41 AM	#7
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Try to sell him double glazing. Suggest Listerine might help with the black breath... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-04-2006, 10:58 AM	#8
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles get annoying "Have you considered a contact lense? I think you would look much better in blue." Or "My your eye seems a little bloodshot, do you want some eyedrops?" __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-04-2006, 12:53 PM	#9
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saying, "Sauron is so stupid! Look at his face - he loves me poking him with this broom!" is probably not wise. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-04-2006, 01:23 PM	#10
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	For (movie) Sauron: Let a few dozen white doves fly... straight into the big search-light eye. For (book) Sauron: Take the One ring to him, but along make a few hundred copies.... and play "Deal or No Deal" with him, tossing the ones not chosen to Orodurin. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

11-04-2006, 01:32 PM	#11
Laleena Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Mirkwood riding my horse Posts: 27	Sing your questions Shout wow after every sentence of his lecture Watch people through binoculars __________________ Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it isn't wit at all.~ Halt

11-04-2006, 01:35 PM	#12
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Insert witticisms like "It's better than a sharp stick in the eye!" or "eye'll be seeing you!" or "My, what a big eye you have!" into every sentence, and then double over with laughter.

11-04-2006, 01:53 PM	#13
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	During one of Saurons speeches or lectures, shout "I love it!" really, really, really, REALLY loudly every seven minutes. Get the plastic thing from the middle of a Kinder Egg, and put it in your mouth and spit it out at him really hard! Ask him if he wants a palantir fight. Hand him a shopping list full of really funny items, such as 'Eye cream', 'monocles', 'contact lenses', and 'EYES' and say, "If you could get those to me by three o'clock, that'd be great!" Then poke him with a stick. Turn up to a 'join the Mordor Army' interview session, wearing one of those novelty inflatable sumo wrestler suits. Only with a tie. Fire all of his clothes and armour out of a catapult into Mount Doom... For a joke! Bring a flamingo to Barad-Dur and try to ride it around the battlements. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 11-04-2006 at 01:56 PM.

11-04-2006, 05:06 PM	#14
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Call him 'Pookey' frequently. Have him wear a bonnet. Tell him "Voldermort could kick your butt" __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-04-2006, 06:31 PM	#15
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Quite seriously state that pink is the new black in defense of why you painted his chambers a blushing pink pastel colour. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

11-04-2006, 06:47 PM	#16
Legolasfan1 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Rivendell riding on my horse and shooting arrows Posts: 11	Bring him a seeing eye rooster as a B-day present Adress him as your excellency then say may your eye never dry out __________________ I'm having a rotten day, my supply of chocolate just ran out!

11-04-2006, 08:31 PM	#17
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	WEDGIE!!! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-05-2006, 05:29 PM	#18
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Title #643 Send him a bag of brass rings from the 25 cent machines. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-06-2006, 02:58 PM	#19
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	For his birth-day, prepare him a big white cake and sing "For he's a jolly GOOD fellow, for he's a jolly GOOD fellow..." __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

11-07-2006, 02:26 AM	#20
Erue Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montana Badlands Posts: 13	Flash photography!

11-08-2006, 01:11 PM	#21
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Tell him, "If you don’t fulfil your dream of establishing Europe’s premier freak show soon it’ll be too late!" Put Jelly in his contact lenses. Pretend to die but in an obviously fake way saying, "Woe is me! If only Sauron wasn't so dreadfully ugly, I could stand to live! But alas no! Woe! Woe! Woe!" Circulate posters of Sauron in a dress. Then give one to him. When he is talking to you, release a balloon so that it "razzes" around the room. Turn up to a private meeting with a dwarf, and refuse to explain, or to introduce him to Sauron or any one else. When they ask, just say: “You don’t mind, do you?” Poke him. Do all of the above in the space of half an hour. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-08-2006, 02:20 PM	#22
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Warning: Farael does not condone the use of cigarettes Use his eye to light up. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

11-10-2006, 05:52 PM	#23
Laleena Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Mirkwood riding my horse Posts: 27	Ask him were his eyelashes are Ask him how expensive single fireproof contact lenses are Say " Who's the lucky girl?" and point to his ring Give him and the ringwraiths pet names Get him drunk Start singing elvish ballads and recite their poems when he's around Tell him he'll make a great villian someday Have a staring contest with him and win ( Some are lame but that's ok) __________________ Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it isn't wit at all.~ Halt

11-10-2006, 06:00 PM	#24
Laleena Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Mirkwood riding my horse Posts: 27	Ask him how he can hear with no ears Play peek-a-boo with him When his evil plans fail pat him on the head..er eyelid and tell him he'll do better next time Pop up everywhere and yell I see YOU Ask his opionin on elves Make friendship bracelets for you and him Have a sleepover Poke him in the eye Play M.A.S.H with him and give him the choices of Galadriel,Legolas, or Elrond I'm on a roll, but they are calling me for dishes sigh __________________ Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it isn't wit at all.~ Halt Last edited by Laleena; 11-10-2006 at 06:04 PM.

11-10-2006, 07:41 PM	#25
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Ask him: "Have you ever tried wearing a monacle?" "Are you reeaaaaaaaaallly the Dark Lord? Or are you just an impersanator?" "Do you visit your eye doctor often?" "Does the Mouth of Sauron talk your ears off?" __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-10-2006, 08:19 PM	#26
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	If you are the dark lord, howcome you are represented with a big eye on fire? Fire makes light, and that's not too dark! __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

11-11-2006, 11:03 AM	#27
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Suggest he replace the Nazgul's horses with migratory coconuts.

11-24-2006, 07:20 PM	#28
Merrivere Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Middle Earth? Nah, Wisconsin. Posts: 19	Two words: Pepper. Spray. __________________ I tried my luck at real romance...I think I'll stick to loving Hobbits instead.

11-25-2006, 02:04 AM	#29
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fill Barad dur full of rice ... and then pump water in. Or Fill Barad Dur full of Jelly. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-25-2006, 10:41 AM	#30
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Turn Mt. Doom into one giant icebox. Sell his ring, his Nazgul, and his orks on E-bay. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-26-2006, 01:19 PM	#32
Laleena Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Mirkwood riding my horse Posts: 27	Note to all Downers You can just call me Leena __________________ Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it isn't wit at all.~ Halt

11-27-2006, 12:55 AM	#33
Turin Mormegil Guest Posts: n/a	Answer "yo mama" to everything he says. Tell him after he loses the War of the Ring "you suck, Darth Vader could do better than you" Say "you look better in the movie"

12-13-2006, 04:18 AM	#34
mhagain Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The best seat in the Golden Perch Posts: 219	Compare everything he says or does to Melkor. "Melkor wouldn't have done it that way". "Melkor knew how to treat his minions properly". "Melkor wouldn't have been dumb enough to lose a piddly ring". "If Melkor was here now I bet this wouldn't be happening". "Melkor would have overthrown Minas Tirith easily enough".

12-13-2006, 07:55 PM	#35
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	tell him the ring makes him look fat __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

12-15-2006, 01:33 AM	#36
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Ask him: What's the similarity between a Dark Lord of Mordor and a Kit-Kat, then tell him that a Kit-Kat has four fingers also. or Tell him that when he is feeling lonely and needs someone to talk to, he could always give you a Ring. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.