Duel of Doom! - Page 17 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Elf-warrior · 10-26-2006, 03:30 PM

Saruman: I am the police who arrest the guide because he doesn't have a license!

High King Fingolfin · 10-30-2006, 09:30 PM

Gandalf: I am the commissioner that fires the police officers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-31-2006, 02:12 AM

: I am the cannon that 'fires' the commissioner.

the phantom · 10-31-2006, 02:43 AM

Gandalf: I am the blind man who is unable to aim the cannon properly.

Gurthang · 10-31-2006, 05:04 AM

Saruman: I am the cannon's auto-targeting system that aims for the blind man.

Volo · 10-31-2006, 08:51 AM

Gandalf: I'm the bug in the cannon's auto-targeting sustem that for some reason begings to grow into amazing size and the cannon breaks open like a cocoon.

High King Fingolfin · 10-31-2006, 06:08 PM

Saruman: I am the Raid that kills the bug.

Volo · 11-01-2006, 12:25 AM

Gandalf: I'm the orc captain that commands the raid to stop

The Elf-warrior · 11-01-2006, 10:25 PM

Saruman: I am the Maia who squashes the Orc Captain like a bug!

mormegil · 11-01-2006, 10:28 PM

Gandalf: I am the spiked helm on the orc-captain that injures the foot and due to the rusty nature of the spike causes and awful infection.

The Elf-warrior · 11-02-2006, 09:28 PM

Saruman: I am the tenanus antiglobulin that saves his life!

Rikae · 11-02-2006, 10:09 PM

Gandalf: I am the checkered cab that randomly cuts in front of the truck delivering the tenanus antiglobulin, delaying it beyond the life expectancy of a tetanus-stricken maia!

High King Fingolfin · 11-02-2006, 10:28 PM

Saruman: I am more tenanus antiglobulin that the Maia had in his pocket.

Volo · 11-03-2006, 03:04 PM

Gandalf: I am the hole in the Maia's pocket, that now turned out fatal.

High King Fingolfin · 11-06-2006, 11:04 PM

Saruman: I am the patch that is sewed on over the hole.

Volo · 11-07-2006, 09:23 AM

Gandalf: I am the little problem that occurs, meaning that to sew the patch on, the Maia would need to uncloak first... And we wouldn't want that, would we now?

Gurthang · 11-07-2006, 09:57 AM

Saruman: I am the screen that suddenly appears, allowing the Maia to uncloak in private.

High King Fingolfin · 11-07-2006, 09:06 PM

Gandalf: I am the knife that tears the screen.

The Elf-warrior · 11-07-2006, 09:08 PM

Saruman: I am the TSA official who confiscates the knife!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2006, 03:08 AM

: I am the drunken bulldozer driver who runs them over.

High King Fingolfin · 11-08-2006, 11:30 PM

Saruman: I am the AA which makes him sober.

The Elf-warrior · 11-09-2006, 03:06 PM

Gandalf: I am the AA battery that doesn't work!

High King Fingolfin · 11-09-2006, 05:20 PM

Saruman: I am the two AAA batteries that replace it.

Rikae · 11-09-2006, 05:46 PM

Gandalf: I am the driver that gets a flat tire and calls upon one "AAA*" for help, leaving the AA one battery short.

*American Automobile Association

High King Fingolfin · 11-11-2006, 12:20 PM

Saruman: I am the downed phone line which prevents the call from ever reaching AAA.

Rikae · 11-11-2006, 06:24 PM

Gandalf: I am the twenty-first century, including .... cell phones!

High King Fingolfin · 11-14-2006, 10:38 PM

Saruman: I am the time machine that takes the entire world back into the past.

Rikae · 11-15-2006, 02:36 PM

Gandalf: I am the giant crab that eats the time machine.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-15-2006, 02:46 PM

: I am the staff that crushes the crab and makes it into soup for my rich cousin, Sir Wilfred.

Volo · 11-17-2006, 02:57 PM

Saruman: I am Sir Wilfred who wants to become even richer by stealing the staff

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-17-2006, 03:03 PM

: I am the thorns on the staff that cut his hand.

High King Fingolfin · 11-17-2006, 04:16 PM

Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the thorns and the staff.

The Elf-warrior · 11-17-2006, 10:15 PM

Saruman: I am the cloudburst that puts out the fire!

Gil-Galad · 11-18-2006, 01:30 AM

G@nDaLf Da GR8: i am the Wind that blows away all the clouds

Rikae · 11-18-2006, 11:50 AM

Saruman: I am the mountain with feet that dances over and blocks the wind.

Gil-Galad · 11-18-2006, 12:09 PM

Gandalf: I am the Many Dwarves that delve into your mountain and take all your gold and jewels

The Elf-warrior · 11-18-2006, 12:54 PM

Saruman: I am the Demon of the Ancient World that drives them all away!

Volo · 11-18-2006, 03:21 PM

Gandalf: I am Gandalf, who kills the demon with a few high-pitched screams.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-18-2006, 03:55 PM

: I am... going to get a cup of tea...

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... Now... *slurp*... I am the gag that binds your mouth.

Volo · 11-18-2006, 04:44 PM

Gandalf: I am the smell of pipe weed coming from my mouth that melts away the gag.

10-26-2006, 03:30 PM	#641
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the police who arrest the guide because he doesn't have a license! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-30-2006, 09:30 PM	#642
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the commissioner that fires the police officers. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-31-2006, 02:12 AM	#643
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the cannon that 'fires' the commissioner. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-31-2006, 02:43 AM	#644
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Gandalf: I am the blind man who is unable to aim the cannon properly. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

10-31-2006, 05:04 AM	#645
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the cannon's auto-targeting system that aims for the blind man. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-31-2006, 08:51 AM	#646
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Gandalf: I'm the bug in the cannon's auto-targeting sustem that for some reason begings to grow into amazing size and the cannon breaks open like a cocoon. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-31-2006, 06:08 PM	#647
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the Raid that kills the bug. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-01-2006, 12:25 AM	#648
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Gandalf: I'm the orc captain that commands the raid to stop __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-01-2006, 10:25 PM	#649
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the Maia who squashes the Orc Captain like a bug! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-01-2006, 10:28 PM	#650
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gandalf: I am the spiked helm on the orc-captain that injures the foot and due to the rusty nature of the spike causes and awful infection. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-02-2006, 09:28 PM	#651
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the tenanus antiglobulin that saves his life! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-02-2006, 10:09 PM	#652
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Gandalf: I am the checkered cab that randomly cuts in front of the truck delivering the tenanus antiglobulin, delaying it beyond the life expectancy of a tetanus-stricken maia!

11-02-2006, 10:28 PM	#653
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am more tenanus antiglobulin that the Maia had in his pocket. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-03-2006, 03:04 PM	#654
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Gandalf: I am the hole in the Maia's pocket, that now turned out fatal. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-06-2006, 11:04 PM	#655
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the patch that is sewed on over the hole. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-07-2006, 09:23 AM	#656
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Gandalf: I am the little problem that occurs, meaning that to sew the patch on, the Maia would need to uncloak first... And we wouldn't want that, would we now? __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-07-2006, 09:57 AM	#657
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the screen that suddenly appears, allowing the Maia to uncloak in private. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-07-2006, 09:06 PM	#658
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the knife that tears the screen. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-07-2006, 09:08 PM	#659
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the TSA official who confiscates the knife! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-08-2006, 03:08 AM	#660
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the drunken bulldozer driver who runs them over. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-08-2006, 11:30 PM	#661
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the AA which makes him sober. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-09-2006, 03:06 PM	#662
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the AA battery that doesn't work! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-09-2006, 05:20 PM	#663
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the two AAA batteries that replace it. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-09-2006, 05:46 PM	#664
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Gandalf: I am the driver that gets a flat tire and calls upon one "AAA" for help, leaving the AA one battery short. American Automobile Association

11-11-2006, 12:20 PM	#665
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the downed phone line which prevents the call from ever reaching AAA. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-11-2006, 06:24 PM	#666
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Gandalf: I am the twenty-first century, including .... cell phones!

11-14-2006, 10:38 PM	#667
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the time machine that takes the entire world back into the past. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-15-2006, 02:36 PM	#668
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Gandalf: I am the giant crab that eats the time machine.

11-15-2006, 02:46 PM	#669
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the staff that crushes the crab and makes it into soup for my rich cousin, Sir Wilfred. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-17-2006, 02:57 PM	#670
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Saruman: I am Sir Wilfred who wants to become even richer by stealing the staff __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-17-2006, 03:03 PM	#671
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the thorns on the staff that cut his hand. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-17-2006, 04:16 PM	#672
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the thorns and the staff. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-17-2006, 10:15 PM	#673
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the cloudburst that puts out the fire! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-18-2006, 01:30 AM	#674
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	G@nDaLf Da GR8: i am the Wind that blows away all the clouds __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-18-2006, 11:50 AM	#675
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Saruman: I am the mountain with feet that dances over and blocks the wind.