Ask a stupid question - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Naria · 07-25-2006, 11:41 PM

Well since things are a little slow(for now). I thought of a game for everyone to pass the time. This is a game where you ask a stupid LOTR related question and get a possibly stupider answer back. Okay? Here we go.....

First person: Why did Gollum where a loin cloth?

Second person: Loin cloths?! Why they are all the rage in the cave scene, of course.

I'll start you off!

Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?

Valier · 07-25-2006, 11:50 PM

I'll give it a go....

Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?

A: Because someone convinced them, that walking makes you grow.

If I get this right I go on with the next question?

Why was Boromir, named Boromir?

Glirdan · 07-26-2006, 07:51 AM

Valier, I think it works like the "Be Careful What You Wish For..." thread. So you give a whacky answer and then give us a whacky question to give a whacky answer and so on so forth.

So here's my whacky answer!

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Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?

A: Because Denethor liked r's. Boromir, Faramir.

Q: Why did the Ents go to war?

Beanamir of Gondor · 07-26-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Glirdan

Q: Why did the Ents go to war?

A: To show off their new combat uniforms, of course!

Which credit cards do they accept at the Gap of Rohan ?

Naria · 07-26-2006, 10:53 AM

Bean, your question has got to be a little more lotr related than that. Only the answer can be that "far out"

. I think that is what makes this game really funny and fun. It could be a question that you've always wanted to ask or just a silly question, but obviously one isn't going to get the answer that they are looking for. I probably should have named the thread "give a stupid answer"

ahh well.

If you don't mind Bean I'll ask another question.

What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)

Valier · 07-26-2006, 11:01 AM

Q:What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)

A: Like Turkey on Rye, of course!

Q: Why does Gollum hate/Love the One Ring?

Glirdan · 07-26-2006, 11:07 AM

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Q: Why does Gollum hate/Love the One Ring?

A: Because it had an affair on him with Bilbo!

Q: Why did the Istari come to Middle-Earth?

Valier · 07-26-2006, 11:21 AM

Q: Why did the Istari come to Middle-Earth?

A: Because after some research...they decided that they would much rather be stuck in the Middle with you.

Q:Why are Ents so slow?

Naria · 07-26-2006, 11:33 AM

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Q:Why are Ents so slow?

A: You would be to if you weren't supposed to be walkin' around and had to use your root system for legs

Q: Why is it that, though elves are so in-tuned with nature, that they have to buy wine of men?

Beanamir of Gondor · 07-27-2006, 08:54 AM

Okay. I'll give it another go.

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Originally Posted by Naria

Q: Why is it that, though elves are so in-tuned with nature, that they have to buy wine of men?

A: Because they lost a drinking contest a long, long time ago...

Q: Why is Gandalf the Grey grey?

mark12_30 · 07-27-2006, 10:01 AM

Because he washed his black clothes with too much bleach.

Why is the Balrog hot?

Glirdan · 07-27-2006, 02:10 PM

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Why is the Balrog hot?

A: Because all the lady Balrog's thought him sexy.

Q: Why is Sauron's eye surrounded by fire? ( I have seriously been wondering about this one...)

Valier · 07-27-2006, 03:22 PM

Q: Why is Sauron's eye surrounded by fire? ( I have seriously been wondering about this one...)

A: Because of all the black smoke and ash The Eye has irritated eye.

Q: What really are the Mearas?

Naria · 07-27-2006, 03:54 PM

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Q: What really are the Mearas?

A: It's ghetto slang for Mirrors

...duh!! lol

Q: Why do Ringwraiths have such high pitched screams?

Estelyn Telcontar · 07-27-2006, 04:07 PM

Q: Why do Ringwraiths have such high pitched screams?

A: You don't want to know, but think of the old-fashioned method of producing countertenor voices. (The Italians called those singers castrati...)

Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party?

Valier · 07-27-2006, 04:12 PM

Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party?

A: Foot hair clippings....in every last one of them.

Q:why do all the men have long hair?

Kath · 07-27-2006, 04:49 PM

Q:why do all the men have long hair?

A: Because they're jealous of the girls getting all the attention.

Q: Why does Aragorn never bathe?

Glirdan · 07-27-2006, 09:02 PM

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Q: Why does Aragorn never bathe?

A: Because he thinks it's a waste of his time.

Q: Why did the Fellowship travel down Anduin?

Questionf for Naria: Do we have to stick to LotR? Or can we ask Sil and Hobbit questions??

Naria · 07-27-2006, 09:17 PM

Sure! Go for it ladies and gents

Have questions coming from where ever just as long as Tolkien spearheaded them. So far so good all...keep up the fun!!

Sleepy Ranger · 07-28-2006, 05:09 AM

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Q: Why did the Fellowship travel down Anduin?

A: Because they couldn't travel up Anduin obviously...

Q: How much would Pippin have to eat to explode?

07-28-2006, 05:19 AM

A:Pippin's stomach is a bottomless pit,so obviously he wouldnt explode.

Q:Why are hobbits so short?

Valier · 07-28-2006, 10:55 AM

Q:Why are hobbits so short?

A: They aren't short....they're vertically challenged.

Q: Why did Saruman switch sides?

Naria · 07-28-2006, 11:23 AM

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Q: Why did Saruman switch sides?

A: Because his side of the bed was too lumpy.

Q: Who was prettier Legolas or Arwen?

Glirdan · 07-28-2006, 11:35 AM

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Q: Who was prettier Legolas or Arwen?

A: Neither!!

Q: Why did Morgoth go bad?

JennyHallu · 07-28-2006, 11:36 AM

A: Legolas.

Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole?

Naria · 07-28-2006, 12:33 PM

NOTE: In the circumstance where a xpost happens, the first person to get their post up gets the next question.

Boromir88 · 07-28-2006, 12:42 PM

Q: Why did Morgoth go bad?

A: Because Eru gave Manwe a super cool GI Joe action figure, and all Morgoth got was a sissy pink bunny rabbit. And to prove his manliness he went into rebellion.

EDIT:

Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole?

A: You cross breed it with a chinchilla which makes a miniature oliphaunt-chinchilla hybrid and a very cute pet.

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Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye?

Mithalwen · 07-28-2006, 01:41 PM

Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye?

A Because a glowing red nose had been registered as a trademark by Rudolph T. Reindeer.

Q Why are Nazgul hydrophobic?

The Elf-warrior · 07-28-2006, 01:56 PM

Q: Why are Nazgul hydrophobic?

A: They were bitten by a rabid warg.

Q: Why was Quickbeam so hasty!

Glirdan · 07-28-2006, 02:29 PM

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Q: Why was Quickbeam so hasty!

A: Because he suffered head trauma when he was younger which made him quick.

Q: Who is Eru?

Kath · 07-28-2006, 05:24 PM

Q: Who is Eru?

A: No one, the name is a shortening of the popular cry "'Ere, you!"

Q: How old is Gandalf?

The Elf-warrior · 07-28-2006, 06:25 PM

Q: How old is Gandalf?

A: Not as old as Saruman.

Q: How did the good guys win the battle of the Pellenor Fields in spite of being vastly outnumbered?

Kitanna · 07-28-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Q: How did the good guys win the battle of the Pellenor Fields in spite of being vastly outnumbered?

A: They invented guns just in time.

Q: Why did the Sacksville-Baggins hate Bilbo so much?

Glirdan · 07-28-2006, 06:38 PM

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Q: Why did the Sacksville-Baggins hate Bilbo so much?

A: Because he stole their last rusty spoon. They likes rusty spoons.

Q: Why is Wormtongue named so?

Naria · 07-28-2006, 07:10 PM

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Q: Why is Wormtongue named so?

A: Ummmm because Bob wouldn't have been that great for such a slithering freak like him.

Q: Did Balrogs ever get heartburn?

Boromir88 · 07-28-2006, 08:08 PM

Q: Did Balrogs ever get heartburn?

A: No, they always took their Tums.

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Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy?

Kitanna · 07-28-2006, 10:34 PM

Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy?
A: Because they don't make hula skirts in his size.

Q: How come Radagast was called Radagast the Brown and not Radagast the Maroon?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-28-2006, 10:35 PM

Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy?

A: Because Valium hasn't been invented then yet.

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Q: Where do Dwarves go when they die?

Glirdan · 07-29-2006, 07:38 AM

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Q: How come Radagast was called Radagast the Brown and not Radagast the Maroon?

A: Because Brown went along with his eye color.

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Q: Where do Dwarves go when they die?

A: The halls of Aule so they can bug him and Yavanna to death.

Q: Why did Saruman bewitch Theoden?

Boromir88 · 07-29-2006, 07:41 AM

Q: Why did Saruman bewitch Theoden?

A: Because Saruman wanted Theoden's horde of Raisin Bran.

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Q: Why did Galadriel ever marry Celeborn?

07-25-2006, 11:41 PM	#1
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Ask a stupid question Well since things are a little slow(for now). I thought of a game for everyone to pass the time. This is a game where you ask a stupid LOTR related question and get a possibly stupider answer back. Okay? Here we go..... First person: Why did Gollum where a loin cloth? Second person: Loin cloths?! Why they are all the rage in the cave scene, of course. I'll start you off! Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way? __________________ MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke.

07-25-2006, 11:50 PM	#2
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	I'll give it a go.... Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way? A: Because someone convinced them, that walking makes you grow. If I get this right I go on with the next question? Why was Boromir, named Boromir? __________________ grand return?........

07-26-2006, 10:53 AM	#5
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Bean, your question has got to be a little more lotr related than that. Only the answer can be that "far out" . I think that is what makes this game really funny and fun. It could be a question that you've always wanted to ask or just a silly question, but obviously one isn't going to get the answer that they are looking for. I probably should have named the thread "give a stupid answer" ahh well. If you don't mind Bean I'll ask another question. What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself) __________________ MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke. Last edited by Naria; 07-28-2006 at 12:31 PM.

07-26-2006, 11:01 AM	#6
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Q:What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself) A: Like Turkey on Rye, of course! Q: Why does Gollum hate/Love the One Ring? __________________ grand return?........

07-26-2006, 11:21 AM	#8
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Q: Why did the Istari come to Middle-Earth? A: Because after some research...they decided that they would much rather be stuck in the Middle with you. Q:Why are Ents so slow? __________________ grand return?........

07-27-2006, 10:01 AM	#11
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Because he washed his black clothes with too much bleach. Why is the Balrog hot? __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-27-2006, 03:22 PM	#13
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Q: Why is Sauron's eye surrounded by fire? ( I have seriously been wondering about this one...) A: Because of all the black smoke and ash The Eye has irritated eye. Q: What really are the Mearas? __________________ grand return?........

07-27-2006, 04:07 PM	#15
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Q: Why do Ringwraiths have such high pitched screams? A: You don't want to know, but think of the old-fashioned method of producing countertenor voices. (The Italians called those singers castrati...) Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

07-27-2006, 04:12 PM	#16
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party? A: Foot hair clippings....in every last one of them. Q:why do all the men have long hair? __________________ grand return?........

07-27-2006, 04:49 PM	#17
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Q:why do all the men have long hair? A: Because they're jealous of the girls getting all the attention. Q: Why does Aragorn never bathe? __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-27-2006, 09:17 PM	#19
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Sure! Go for it ladies and gents Have questions coming from where ever just as long as Tolkien spearheaded them. So far so good all...keep up the fun!! __________________ MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke.

07-28-2006, 05:19 AM	#21
Síredol Guest Posts: n/a	A:Pippin's stomach is a bottomless pit,so obviously he wouldnt explode. Q:Why are hobbits so short?

07-28-2006, 10:55 AM	#22
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Q:Why are hobbits so short? A: They aren't short....they're vertically challenged. Q: Why did Saruman switch sides? __________________ grand return?........

07-28-2006, 11:36 AM	#25
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	A: Legolas. Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole? __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

07-28-2006, 12:33 PM	#26
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	NOTE: In the circumstance where a xpost happens, the first person to get their post up gets the next question. __________________ MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke.

07-28-2006, 12:42 PM	#27
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Q: Why did Morgoth go bad? A: Because Eru gave Manwe a super cool GI Joe action figure, and all Morgoth got was a sissy pink bunny rabbit. And to prove his manliness he went into rebellion. EDIT: Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole? A: You cross breed it with a chinchilla which makes a miniature oliphaunt-chinchilla hybrid and a very cute pet. ______________ Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye? __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 07-28-2006 at 12:47 PM.

07-28-2006, 01:41 PM	#28
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye? A Because a glowing red nose had been registered as a trademark by Rudolph T. Reindeer. Q Why are Nazgul hydrophobic? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-28-2006, 01:56 PM	#29
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Q: Why are Nazgul hydrophobic? A: They were bitten by a rabid warg. Q: Why was Quickbeam so hasty! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-28-2006, 05:24 PM	#31
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Q: Who is Eru? A: No one, the name is a shortening of the popular cry "'Ere, you!" Q: How old is Gandalf? __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-28-2006, 06:25 PM	#32
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Q: How old is Gandalf? A: Not as old as Saruman. Q: How did the good guys win the battle of the Pellenor Fields in spite of being vastly outnumbered? __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-28-2006, 08:08 PM	#36
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Q: Did Balrogs ever get heartburn? A: No, they always took their Tums. ______________________________ Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy? __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-28-2006, 10:34 PM	#37
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy? A: Because they don't make hula skirts in his size. Q: How come Radagast was called Radagast the Brown and not Radagast the Maroon? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-28-2006, 10:35 PM	#38
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Plop! Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy? A: Because Valium hasn't been invented then yet. ______________________________ Q: Where do Dwarves go when they die? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-29-2006, 07:41 AM	#40
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Q: Why did Saruman bewitch Theoden? A: Because Saruman wanted Theoden's horde of Raisin Bran. ___________________________________________ Q: Why did Galadriel ever marry Celeborn? __________________ Fenris Penguin