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07-03-2006, 01:15 PM | #241 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Gandalf: I am the power failure that deactivates the shield of doom.
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07-03-2006, 01:47 PM | #242 |
Alive without breath
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Saruman: I am the back up generator that cancels out the power failure.
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07-03-2006, 02:01 PM | #243 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Gandalf: I am the stick of dynamite that I shove into the back-up generator.
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07-03-2006, 04:45 PM | #244 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am the faulty fuse that keeps the dynamite stick from going off.
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07-03-2006, 06:37 PM | #245 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the five other fuses that replace the first one.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
07-03-2006, 06:56 PM | #246 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am the error in production that makes all the fuses faulty.
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07-03-2006, 07:42 PM | #247 |
Shadow of the Past
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Gandalf: I am the other stick of dynamite shoved into the back-up generator.
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07-03-2006, 07:58 PM | #248 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the police that arrest the saboteur.
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07-03-2006, 08:24 PM | #249 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the police superintendent who orders the lower-ranking police to stand down.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 07-03-2006 at 08:26 PM. Reason: Forgot a period |
07-04-2006, 12:47 AM | #250 |
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Saruman: I am the discovered corruption that gets the superintendent sacked.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-04-2006, 01:25 PM | #251 |
Shadow of the Past
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Gandalf: I am the bribe that lets the superintendent keep his job.
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07-04-2006, 01:50 PM | #252 |
Energetic Essence
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Saruman: I am the bribed who blackmails the briber into quitting.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-04-2006, 02:10 PM | #253 |
Shadow of the Past
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Gandalf: I am the briber's intimidating mafia connections.
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07-04-2006, 02:12 PM | #254 |
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Saruman: I am the day of the Don's daughter's wedding and so the bribed asks for protection.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-04-2006, 02:22 PM | #255 |
Shadow of the Past
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Gandalf: I am the Don's refusal to protect the bribed.
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07-04-2006, 02:34 PM | #256 |
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Saruma: I am the hitman who shoots the Don.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-04-2006, 02:38 PM | #257 |
Shadow of the Past
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Gandalf: I am the hitman's broken alarm clock. He sleeps through the wedding.
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07-04-2006, 03:07 PM | #258 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the clown who spoils the wedding!
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07-04-2006, 03:12 PM | #259 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the flat tire on the clown's car that makes him miss the wedding.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
07-04-2006, 03:19 PM | #260 |
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Saruman: I am the balloon which the clown used to make a tire out of.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-04-2006, 03:26 PM | #261 |
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Gandalf: I am the bed of nails that the tire drives over and bursts.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-04-2006, 03:51 PM | #262 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Saruman: I am the lackey who was supposed to put down the bed of nails, but was so ecstatic over Italy's two last minute goals that I set the bed of nails on fire instead.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
07-04-2006, 04:09 PM | #263 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the boss who fired the lackey!
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07-04-2006, 05:02 PM | #264 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am a lawsuit claiming wrongful dismissal that is filed by the lackey.
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07-04-2006, 05:20 PM | #265 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the well documented history of the lackey's incompetence!
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07-04-2006, 05:39 PM | #266 |
Shadow of the Past
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Saruman: I am the coffee that spills onto the documents!
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07-04-2006, 08:54 PM | #267 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the document recovery experts who recover the information!
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07-04-2006, 08:56 PM | #268 |
Shadow of the Past
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Saruman: I am the code used to encrypt the information!
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07-04-2006, 09:09 PM | #269 |
Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the hacker who hacks the code for the information.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-04-2006, 09:30 PM | #270 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the power surge that destroys the hacker's computer!
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07-04-2006, 10:48 PM | #271 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Gandalf: I am the hacker's secure backup computer that receives the information from the hacker's computer before it is destroyed by the power surge.
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07-05-2006, 02:45 AM | #272 |
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Saruman: I am the pool of coke in which the back up computer lay, frying the mainframe.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-05-2006, 05:52 AM | #273 |
Face in the Water
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Gandalf: I am the composting beetles that raise the temperature of the surrounding area enough to evaporate the pool of Coke!
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07-05-2006, 01:24 PM | #274 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the insect-killer spray which kills the beetles.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
07-05-2006, 01:29 PM | #275 |
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Gandalf: I am the insect-killer-spray-killer spray which kills the insect-killer spray.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-05-2006, 01:41 PM | #276 |
Twisted Taleswapper
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Saruman: I am the faulty nozzle on the killer-spray that sprays everywhere and nowhere all at once.
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grand return?........ |
07-05-2006, 10:27 PM | #277 |
Shadow of the Past
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Gandalf: I am the back-up nozzle!
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07-06-2006, 03:14 AM | #278 |
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Saruman: I am the idiot who blunders onto the scene, destroying the spray with a mighty hammer of doom!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-06-2006, 09:33 AM | #279 |
Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the blacksmith who created the hammer of doom and knows it's weakspot and ends up destroying it.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-08-2006, 02:58 PM | #280 |
Riveting Ribbiter
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Saruman: I am the trickster who replaced the Hammer of Doom with a decoy Hammer of Doom moments before the blacksmith picked it up to destroy it.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
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