The Never Ending Poem...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

To entangle the dwarves, like dust in a cobweb.
The dwarves rushed forth with axes but became ensnared!

But Gandalf now came to see how the web fared
Against Glamdring, but he regretfully fell asleep

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But Gandalf now came to see how the web fared
Against Glamdring, but he regretfully fell asleep

Thinking him dead, the Dwarves could only weep
'Til Gandalf could take their noise no longer

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

Thinking him dead, the Dwarves could only weep
'Til Gandalf could take their noise no longer

So he took off his cloak to leave them 6" under
Leaving them all dumbfounded and dismayed

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

So he took off his cloak to leave them 6" under
Leaving them all dumbfounded and dismayed

They could not bear to see it decayed
Any more than to Gandalf sans the cloak!

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Lhuna

They could not bear to see it decayed
Any more than to Gandalf sans the cloak!

"Gaah! My eyes!" screamed a blinded bloke
"Put it back on before you kill us!"

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

"Gaah! My eyes!" screamed a blinded bloke
"Put it back on before you kill us!"

"You pack of ushelesh diggersh,' cried the bilius
and gleaming Gandalf, "Pipe down!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

"You pack of ushelesh diggersh,' cried the bilius
and gleaming Gandalf, "Pipe down!

For someone is about to drown!"
And all stood amazed and stared

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

For someone is about to drown!"
And all stood amazed and stared

At Gandalf's shaking staff, which now prepared
To unleash a flood throughout the house.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

At Gandalf's shaking staff, which now prepared
To unleash a flood throughout the house.

But he was then bitten by a small mouse
Named Jeffrey, who had a very special hat

[Kath]

But he was then bitten by a small mouse
Named Jeffrey, who had a very special hat

That would turn him into a big, fat rat
If given the slightest provocation

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Kath

That would turn him into a big, fat rat
If given the slightest provocation

Now Gandalf gave Jeffrey a citation
for interrupting his watery spell.

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Now Gandalf gave Jeffrey a citation
for interrupting his watery spell.

But Jeffrey did not like him well
He tripped Gandalf to his feet

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

But Jeffrey did not like him well
He tripped Gandalf to his feet

While the Dwarves ran down the street
And laughed, as they took much gold

[Kath]

While the Dwarves ran down the street
And laughed, as they took much gold

But it had not been legally sold
And they were arrested at the end of the road

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Kath

But it had not been legally sold
And they were arrested at the end of the road

and each turned to a big brown toad
and all the gold did scatter

[Kath]

and each turned to a big brown toad
and all the gold did scatter

And was followed by the patter
Of tiny feet running after it as it rolled away

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Kath

And was followed by the patter
Of tiny feet running after it as it rolled away

and one followed a coin to a bay
In his luck he fell in

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

and one followed a coin to a bay
In his luck he fell in

And did make a terribly awful din
and alerted the Nazgûl’s party

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

And did make a terribly awful din
and alerted the Nazgûl’s party

One uncannily gave a laugh quite hearty
and came on his horse of black

[Kath]

One uncannily gave a laugh quite hearty
and came on his horse of black

Just looking for a midnight snack
To go with his steaming cocoa

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Kath

Just looking for a midnight snack
To go with his steaming cocoa

And on the side of his mug was the logo
"Today's the first day of the rest of your life"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

And on the side of his mug was the logo
"Today's the first day of the rest of your life"

Feeling depressed, he took out a knife
And ran, screaming, towards Frodo

[Kath]

Feeling depressed, he took out a knife
And ran, screaming, towards Frodo

Who was about to be dead as a dodo
When that knife went through his heart

[Legolas in spandex]

quote:Feeling depressed, he took out a knife
And ran, screaming, towards Frodo

But it was a 'no go'
because Sam wore "Essence of Frodo perfume"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Kath

Who was about to be dead as a dodo
When that knife went through his heart

Until a thunderstorm began to start
And the knife went astray and hit...

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Until a thunderstorm began to start
And the knife went astray and hit...

some random rock and the sword split
and the wraith did fall back

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex

some random rock and the sword split
and the wraith did fall back

Without a sword he would not attack,
And he reported the failure to Minas Mor-go

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Without a sword he would not attack,
And he reported the failure to Minas Mor-go

But they belived his story was all for show
for his sword shouldn't break so easily

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex

But they belived his story was all for show
for his sword shouldn't break so easily

Unless it were made of plastic, fake and measly.
So they rolled Minas Mor-go to the site to investigate

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Unless it were made of plastic, fake and measly.
So they rolled Minas Mor-go to the site to investigate

but it was very difficult in all his weight
and when they got there everyone was gone

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex

but it was very difficult in all his weight
and when they got there everyone was gone

But the Nazgul did find the Spanish King of Aragon.
They asked him if he knew of the shards of a plastic sword.

Note: Minas Mor-go is the name of Minas Morgul with wheels attached, along the same lines as Mount Zoom, Minas Taxi, etc.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

But the Nazgul did find the Spanish King of Aragon.
They asked him if he knew of the shards of a plastic sword.

But the King, with all these questions, was board
And he sent Minas Mor-go to find him some food

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But the King, with all these questions, was board
And he sent Minas Mor-go to find him some food

But Minas Mor-go found this rude
And disinclined to this request..

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex

But Minas Mor-go found this rude
And disinclined to this request..

The King shouted, "But I'm your guest!
I tell you, Nazgul of Minas Mor-go, do as I say!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

The King shouted, "But I'm your guest!
I tell you, Nazgul of Minas Mor-go, do as I say!"

But so dark were they, that it was night at day
So the King ran to the hills and hit in a hole

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

But so dark were they, that it was night at day
So the King ran to the hills and hit in a hole

But was chased out by an unfriendly mole,
So the King tried his luck hiding in a murky bog.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

But was chased out by an unfriendly mole,
So the King tried his luck hiding in a murky bog.

But, there then attacked him, a giant Dog
Who was pet to Bombadill from the Downs

[Kath]

But, there then attacked him, a giant Dog
Who was pet to Bombadill from the Downs

Who turned to the King with a mighty frown
And said, "What do you think you are doing?"

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Kath

Who turned to the King with a mighty frown
And said, "What do you think you are doing?"

The King wiped his face from the dog's spewing.
"Trying to find some food worth eating!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

The King wiped his face from the dog's spewing.
"Trying to find some food worth eating!"

But Bombadill gave him a much-deserved beating
And then sang a song that later three hours