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03-17-2006, 12:01 PM
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Alive without breath
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Terry Slogan?
Friends, Downers, Countrymen. I bring before you a proposition.
Wandering the internet is a tiresome business, even for the avid Tolkien fan. Something has attracted those who stay here now to the cosy, timeless life of Barrow Dwellers. But, what about those unfortunate Tolkien-fans who wander, ever seeking, ever searching for that special forum. Well, I think we need to get out there and make a stand. The Barrow Downs needs to step up a gear and take a more active advertising campaign. Yes, this is all, as you may have noticed, complete rubbish. But, hear me out. The most prestigious places and products in the world have their own slogans. For example, British Telecom used to have "It's Good to Talk", MacDonald’s are currently using "I'm lovin' it" (In England, anyway. I'm not so sure about other places). And there are many more. What I am suggesting is that we put our brains together and think of a slogan to go with the site, or the Forum or what ever you like. They can be silly or sensible. Here are a few of my own Ideas. "The Barrow Downs: The Forum that Knows." "The Barrow Downs: Your key to the Middle Earth" "The Barrow Downs: The Forum that reads you!" Have fun! 
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03-17-2006, 12:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The Barrow Downs: where the conversation is always up
The BarrowDowns: The one forum to rule them all There's No frowns on the Downs The BarrowDowns: Erus favorite site The Barrowdowns fun for scholars and clowns The Barrowdowns: let the uncloaking begin The Barrowdowns Lets face it, what else you going to do?
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03-17-2006, 12:18 PM
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Good work, Morsul!
 "The Barrow Downs: Now with 95% more 'Gandalf the Grey uncloaked' jokes." "The Barrow Downs: Death; it 'aint no thing!" "The Barrow Downs: Better than a social life"
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-17-2006 at 12:23 PM. |
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03-17-2006, 02:02 PM
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Twisted Taleswapper
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I particularily like "The one forum to rule them all!!"
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grand return?........ |
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03-17-2006, 04:00 PM
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Relic of Wandering Days
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Don't forget the next bit,
...And in the darkness bind them!  How about "Are you up to the Downs"? |
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03-17-2006, 04:59 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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The Barrow Downs: Always look on the bright side of death
The Barrow Downs: Coincidental home of The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread The Barrow Downs: Dump your girlfriend
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03-17-2006, 05:02 PM
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Fluttering Enchantment
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How about: Your life hasn't even begun until it ends on the Downs. (if that makes any sense  )
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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03-17-2006, 05:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Or why not something as simple as:
The Barrow-Downs - Enjoy your death! OR The Barrow-Downs - You'll end up here sooner or later. The Barrow-Downs - Where your dreams (and Balrogs) gain wings! The Barrow-Downs - We don't even need this slogan!
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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03-17-2006, 05:16 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
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The Borrow Downs: Do Balrogs Have Wings?
Fancy yourself as a werewolf? Visit The Downs
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03-17-2006, 08:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Random Titles get advertised....
Here's mine:
"Get an afterlife!" Sounds better than the original if I say so myself.
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com |
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03-17-2006, 10:14 PM
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How 'bout: The Barrow Downs: Once you know your Death, you will embrace Life The Barrow Downs: Beer, Bones, and Balrogs The Barrow Downs: Home of Werewolves and Wights The Barrow Downs: Double Lynch your way into a Barrow The Barrow Downs: Reborn from Death The Barrow Downs: Tolkien's Grave (hopefully not offensive...) The Barrow Downs: Live in Honor, Die in Memory (perhaps to solemn!) ________ Jugalettes Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:29 PM. |
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03-18-2006, 01:54 AM
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Alive without breath
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Here's a few
The Barrow Downs: - "You'll never leave." - "The forum that mugs you for your common sense" - "A continuous Fight to the death!" - "We have friends *shifty eyes*" - "Does exactly what it says on the tin."
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03-18-2006, 09:52 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Random Title #784
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Here's another: "You're SO dead." Or perhaps this is better: "You're so already dead."
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com |
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03-18-2006, 10:56 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Perhaps an extension could be: "The Barrowdowns: Instead of a social life"
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03-18-2006, 12:06 PM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Never mind the University of Life.
Get your degree from the University of Death at the Downs!
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03-19-2006, 07:07 AM
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Alive without breath
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The Barrow Downs:
- Part of a nutricious breakfast
- Where your dreams may (read: won't) come true. - None (read: all) of us are on drugs or medication. - No purchase necessary. - Yeah, sorry, it was the best we could do. - Violence? Nudity? Swearing? Pfft! Of course not! - Rotting corpses? You bet! - Don't say we didn't warn you. - We put the 'ack' in Peter Jackson. - We put the 'olk' in Tolkien
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-19-2006 at 07:27 AM. |
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03-19-2006, 12:06 PM
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A Mere Boggart
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The Barrow Downs - synchronicity in canonicity
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Gordon's alive!
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03-19-2006, 12:24 PM
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Alive without breath
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A few more!
THE BARROW DOWNS
- It's for 'charity'! - You Cannot Pass! - No Fool of a Took! - Eroding at your sanity since 1418
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03-19-2006, 04:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Random Title #712
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"Sanity is overrated" "Who needs those friends anyways."
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com |
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03-20-2006, 12:39 AM
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Alive without breath
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This is going better than I thought it would!
 Okay, here are a few... The Barrow Downs: - "We deny all allegations!" - (By request of a friend of mine) "It's hotter than Potter!" - "By reading this slogan, you hereby agree to give us £1,000,000. Each!" - "A celebrity’s favourite website!"
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03-20-2006, 08:13 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2005
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The barrow-downs: We're here for Frodo!! (and Sam
)p.s why does everyone forget about Sam??? Its all "For Frodo " and "Frodo is still alive" what about Sam heh?! WHAT ABOUT SAM!!!???? Right i'm done
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03-20-2006, 10:33 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I've been advertising the forum a lot recently, so this thread hits a tender spot on my funny bone.
 The Barrowdowns: - "Is there anyone we can't uncloak?" - "Question everything." - "We give it five scars!" - "A powerhouse of thought with an eerie green glow." - "--/--/--------/-----/-------!" - "We're even killing the chat skerwls!" - "This forum is off topic." - "We might be dead, but we live it up!" - "Assigned to Mordor? No problem!" - "Sleep is for the living."
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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03-20-2006, 10:42 AM
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Alive without breath
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The Barrow Downs:
- "So good, we put our name on it!" - "That small child found it mildly amusing!" - "Life? Don't talk to us about life!" - “Planning World Domination since 1981”
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03-20-2006, 12:02 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
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The Barrow Downs
*Now with new, improved Wightness*
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03-20-2006, 04:45 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The Barrowdowns:
- "This forum is not yet raided." - "Where its fun to make fiends!" - "Be your own night wight." - "++ Personal Relationships"
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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03-20-2006, 08:56 PM
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Dead Serious
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The Barrow-downs:
"The World's Last Goomba Reserve"
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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03-21-2006, 12:33 AM
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Alive without breath
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Anyway: The Barrow Downs: - "Clinically tested!" - "More street cred than an iPod!" - "Gandalf tested!" And Playing off Saucepan: - "30% Wighter than the leading brand."
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-21-2006 at 12:44 AM. |
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03-21-2006, 01:04 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The barrowdowns:
Once you try it, not even Tom Bombadill will get you out of here.
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03-21-2006, 07:32 AM
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A Mere Boggart
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The Barrow Downs the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out
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Gordon's alive!
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03-21-2006, 07:52 AM
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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The Barrow Downs
Because you're gonna die anyway.
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03-21-2006, 08:09 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
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Showing my age ...
Forumpostin’ bookquotin’ captionatin’ filmdebatin’ balrogwingin’ bombadillin’ canontalkin’ RPGin’ repgivin’ coolquizzin’ … Barrow Downs
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03-21-2006, 08:22 AM
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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Showing my youth...
I don't get it...
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Corpus Cacophonous
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03-21-2006, 08:29 AM
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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Yeah...
Saucie, this may be cruel...but my parents were 9 when that commercial came out. And I'm grown and married now...
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The Barrow Downs: You won't get it. Some more... - "You must be at least this high. "- "Wights don't fight... (Because they're not very good at it. :P )
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03-21-2006, 10:57 AM
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Song slogans & something else
The Barrow-Downs:
- Who let the wights out? - The answer to our life. - More than words. - A view to a kill. And what about: The Barrow-Downs - Because you're worth it. No wait, I think there's some brand that already uses that slogan... Perhaps: The Barrow-Downs - Elves and Dragons! (When cabbages and potatoes are not enough for you.) The Barrow-Downs - We will lynch you and some of us bite. Hmm, the latter might be a bit discouraging. Maybe simply: The Barrow-Downs - Start the path to adventure today!
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03-21-2006, 11:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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"The Barrowdowns: Giving a whole new spin to the grave!"
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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03-21-2006, 11:31 AM
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Alive without breath
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The Barrow Downs:
- "Grave is the grave of Grave the Grave." - "Take Flight if you're not a Wight!" - "See the wild Mount Zoom in its natural habitat!" - "Where even Mountains and Cities have wheels." - "Sorry, Force of Hobbit!"
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03-21-2006, 11:33 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Force of Hobbit! That's great Hookbill
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