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Hookbill the Goomba · 03-02-2006, 12:25 AM

Unfortunately, he swam into Gandalf's house and started eating all his food.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-02-2006, 03:38 AM

Fortunately . . .

. . . the food had their cloaks on.

Unfortunately . . .

. . . Gandalf didn't.

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-02-2006, 07:02 AM

Fortunately the Watcher dove out the window into the
Brandywine and swam into the ocean to have a
great time chasing and eating Great Great Great White
Sharks with his longtime chum Ulmo
(they'd been in the same fraternity at VU).

Meneltarmacil · 03-02-2006, 05:38 PM

Unfortunately, they were sucked into the Giant Whirlpool of Total Doom.

Eonwe · 03-02-2006, 06:09 PM

Fortunately, that meant that they were about to discuss philosophy with a giant squid!

Maeggaladiel · 03-02-2006, 06:31 PM

Unfortunately, the squid wasn't at home at the moment.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-02-2006, 07:43 PM

. . . his cousin, the medium-sized cuttlefish, was.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-03-2006, 12:39 AM

Unfortunately, the medium-sized cuttlefish knew as much about philosophy as Gandalf does about keeping his cloak on.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-03-2006, 12:43 AM

. . . they talked about cricket instead.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-03-2006, 12:55 AM

Unfortunately, by the end of it, most of them were just skeletons.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-03-2006, 02:47 AM

. . . Ainur and Watcher skeletons make good home decors for a cuttlefish.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-03-2006, 12:33 PM

Unfortunately for the cuttlefish, cuttlefish
skeletons make even better home decor
skeletons for Ainur and Watchers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-03-2006, 12:36 PM

Fortunately, this paradox sent everyone back to normal and back to their homes.

Meneltarmacil · 03-03-2006, 02:27 PM

Unfortunately, Aragorn found a huge dragon sitting in the King's House when he got back.

03-03-2006, 03:20 PM

Fortunately, The dragon was dead!

Eonwe · 03-03-2006, 03:31 PM

Welcome to the 'Downs, Glowing Stone! Glad to have you aboard!

Unfortunatley, the King as really evil, and the Dragon had been going to kill him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-04-2006, 01:36 AM

Fortunately, he slipped and fell down the stairs.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-04-2006, 09:55 AM

Unfortunately Smaug's third cousin (twice removed on
his mother's side) had been sent to guard the king since
the twerp was a big disappointment to the family (having been
thrown out of Dragon University for failing "Burning Down
Laketowns 101") and saved the evil monarch.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-05-2006, 04:31 AM

. . . he was so excited at saving the evil monarch that he danced for joy in the throne room and suddenly dropped him in the Cracks in the Floor of DOOM!

GOOD wins!

Here we go again . . .

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-05-2006, 08:36 AM

Unfortunately, the Dragon was so distort that it flew into a tantrum and destroyed half of Gondor.

Eonwe · 03-05-2006, 08:05 PM

Fortunately, he awoke to find he had been haveing a most unpleasant dream.

Meneltarmacil · 03-05-2006, 08:07 PM

Unfortunately, the dream came true.

THE Ka · 03-05-2006, 08:29 PM

Fortunately, a quick therapy session and one gigantic couch constructed later, the dragon's anger was found to have come simply from a childhood trama of a unsympathic mother...

~Aesthete

Eonwe · 03-05-2006, 08:31 PM

Unfortunatley, this sent him into such a rage against his now dead mother, that he actually did destroy all of Gondor!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-06-2006, 12:32 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf appeared in front of him with the intension of turning the Dragon to stone. But the Dragon assumed he would uncloak and fled into the wilderness screaming, "Don't go that way! Don't go!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-06-2006, 04:49 AM

. . . Gandalf did uncloak, and half of Gondor turned to stone.

The people, that is.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-06-2006, 09:52 AM

Fortunately, Eru contracted with Aslan to (unstone?)
that half of Gondor.

Glirdan · 03-06-2006, 02:18 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth broke out of the Void and destroyed the rest of Arda.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-06-2006, 02:37 PM

Fortunately, just before he began his rampage, Mount Zoom crashed into Morgoth's face and he fell over into the sea and drowned.

Eonwe · 03-06-2006, 04:23 PM

Unfortunatley, Chuck Norris, yes Chuck Norris gave Mt. Zoom and roundhouse kick to the face.

Meneltarmacil · 03-06-2006, 05:50 PM

Fortunately, it exploded due to the force of the kick and destroyed Morgoth anyway.

Legolas in spandex · 03-06-2006, 07:02 PM

unfortunately, anything within a 30 mile radius was destroyed.

Glirdan · 03-06-2006, 07:26 PM

Fortunately, none of this matter because Arda was already destroyed (Gandalf uncloaked again

)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-06-2006, 07:51 PM

. . . when Eru reconvened the Ainur to begin the Music again, Gandalf uncloaked and turned half the Ainur into stone. The rest joined him in the uncloaking frenzy, and even Eru was seen shedding his llama wool.

UNCLOAKING WINS!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-07-2006, 12:32 AM

Fortunately, when Gandalf saw this, he wept as everyone had stolen his idea and so he vowed never to uncloak again.

(How long will it last?)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-07-2006, 06:01 AM

. . . Iro, Eru's older brother, smiteth all the uncloaked ones.

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-07-2006, 07:33 AM

Unfortunately for Iro, a Norwegian Blue Parrot, thought to be dead,
but as it turned out only resting, decided many recent comments
had gotten silly and got some ravens and the Lord of the
Eagles to call for themes featuring the magnificent flying creatures
in Middle-earth.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 03-07-2006, 11:35 AM

Fortunately, for no one Belladonna Took was one of those creatures.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-08-2006, 05:31 AM

(for Belladonna)

. . . an Elf shot an arrow at her.

Glirdan · 03-08-2006, 02:22 PM

Fortunately, (for Belladonna) she turned into a dragon and the arrow did no harm.

03-02-2006, 12:25 AM	#3281
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he swam into Gandalf's house and started eating all his food. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-02-2006, 03:38 AM	#3282
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Double! Bwahaha! Fortunately . . . . . . the food had their cloaks on. Unfortunately . . . . . . Gandalf didn't. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-02-2006, 07:02 AM	#3283
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately the Watcher dove out the window into the Brandywine and swam into the ocean to have a great time chasing and eating Great Great Great White Sharks with his longtime chum Ulmo (they'd been in the same fraternity at VU). __________________ Aure Entuluva!

03-02-2006, 05:38 PM	#3284
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they were sucked into the Giant Whirlpool of Total Doom. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-02-2006, 06:09 PM	#3285
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately, that meant that they were about to discuss philosophy with a giant squid! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

03-02-2006, 06:31 PM	#3286
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Unfortunately, the squid wasn't at home at the moment. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-02-2006, 07:43 PM	#3287
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . his cousin, the medium-sized cuttlefish, was. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-03-2006, 12:39 AM	#3288
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the medium-sized cuttlefish knew as much about philosophy as Gandalf does about keeping his cloak on. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-03-2006, 12:43 AM	#3289
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . they talked about cricket instead. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-03-2006, 12:55 AM	#3290
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, by the end of it, most of them were just skeletons. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-03-2006, 02:47 AM	#3291
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Ainur and Watcher skeletons make good home decors for a cuttlefish. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-03-2006, 12:33 PM	#3292
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the cuttlefish, cuttlefish skeletons make even better home decor skeletons for Ainur and Watchers. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-03-2006, 12:36 PM	#3293
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this paradox sent everyone back to normal and back to their homes. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-03-2006, 02:27 PM	#3294
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Aragorn found a huge dragon sitting in the King's House when he got back. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-03-2006, 03:20 PM	#3295
Glowing Stone Guest Posts: n/a	Fortunately, The dragon was dead!

03-03-2006, 03:31 PM	#3296
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Welcome to the 'Downs, Glowing Stone! Glad to have you aboard! Unfortunatley, the King as really evil, and the Dragon had been going to kill him. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

03-04-2006, 01:36 AM	#3297
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he slipped and fell down the stairs. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-04-2006, 09:55 AM	#3298
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Smaug's third cousin (twice removed on his mother's side) had been sent to guard the king since the twerp was a big disappointment to the family (having been thrown out of Dragon University for failing "Burning Down Laketowns 101") and saved the evil monarch. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-05-2006, 04:31 AM	#3299
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . he was so excited at saving the evil monarch that he danced for joy in the throne room and suddenly dropped him in the Cracks in the Floor of DOOM! GOOD wins! Here we go again . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-05-2006, 08:36 AM	#3300
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the Dragon was so distort that it flew into a tantrum and destroyed half of Gondor. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-05-2006, 08:05 PM	#3301
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately, he awoke to find he had been haveing a most unpleasant dream. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

03-05-2006, 08:07 PM	#3302
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the dream came true. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-05-2006, 08:29 PM	#3303
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, a quick therapy session and one gigantic couch constructed later, the dragon's anger was found to have come simply from a childhood trama of a unsympathic mother... ~Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-05-2006, 08:31 PM	#3304
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunatley, this sent him into such a rage against his now dead mother, that he actually did destroy all of Gondor! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

03-06-2006, 12:32 AM	#3305
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Gandalf appeared in front of him with the intension of turning the Dragon to stone. But the Dragon assumed he would uncloak and fled into the wilderness screaming, "Don't go that way! Don't go!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-06-2006, 04:49 AM	#3306
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Gandalf did uncloak, and half of Gondor turned to stone. The people, that is. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-06-2006, 09:52 AM	#3307
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Eru contracted with Aslan to (unstone?) that half of Gondor. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-06-2006, 02:18 PM	#3308
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Morgoth broke out of the Void and destroyed the rest of Arda. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

03-06-2006, 02:37 PM	#3309
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, just before he began his rampage, Mount Zoom crashed into Morgoth's face and he fell over into the sea and drowned. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-06-2006, 04:23 PM	#3310
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	It was bound to happen... Unfortunatley, Chuck Norris, yes Chuck Norris gave Mt. Zoom and roundhouse kick to the face. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

03-06-2006, 05:50 PM	#3311
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it exploded due to the force of the kick and destroyed Morgoth anyway. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-06-2006, 07:02 PM	#3312
Legolas in spandex Wight Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 102	unfortunately, anything within a 30 mile radius was destroyed. __________________ "I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

03-06-2006, 07:26 PM	#3313
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, none of this matter because Arda was already destroyed (Gandalf uncloaked again ) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

03-06-2006, 07:51 PM	#3314
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . when Eru reconvened the Ainur to begin the Music again, Gandalf uncloaked and turned half the Ainur into stone. The rest joined him in the uncloaking frenzy, and even Eru was seen shedding his llama wool. UNCLOAKING WINS! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-07-2006, 12:32 AM	#3315
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, when Gandalf saw this, he wept as everyone had stolen his idea and so he vowed never to uncloak again. (How long will it last?) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...